Harry and Meghan #98 Haz & Megz threw a toddler's strop. Will their lying ever stop?

[Chita]

Adder, fatter, padder (as in padding.... yeah, totally made that one up), gladder, sadder, badder... and the perfect finale for our starlet : madder.

I posted my bit featuring a gadder.

I think Ted Hughes or Stevie Smith would be rather jellus.

 

[toomuchstuff]

I looked at his profile and he's got a few TikToks about Harry and his wife which sum up how we're all feeling

This one sums up how most people feel about Harry


And Harry's wife "racism" is an insult to anyone who's genuinely experienced it

Ohhh I wish he would sit down (not driving, I worry about an accident) and have a nice measured conversation about this stuff.

 

[Nannyto2]

The Duchess of York had a go at a few kids' books as well, didn't she?

I predict Smegs will be following in her footsteps down the QVC route soon, probably hawking those poo drops things she used to flog on her blog

Budgie is a little Helicopter was Duchess of York’s 1st book I think

 

[Nannyto2]

I wanted Tiaras, dangly earrings, a crown

I wanted the biggest posh Palace in town

I thought I'd be top of the royal family tree

I thought the Brits wanted me, me, me, ME.

But instead, William and Kate and her Maj Lilibet

are all getting ratings higher than those I get



They won't take back the titles 'cos that'll make them look mean

And in my alternative court I intend to be Queen

If things turn against me or get a little bit hard

I'll trump them again and play the race card.

No one can stop me, this game I have won

Because my golden ticket is Princess Diana's son.



When the Tattlers discovered my moonbump stash

To the safety of Canada I made a quick dash

My ego and confidence couldn't be any bigger

But I think Ive hidden that I'm a gold digger

The world thinks Im amazing Ive fooled everyone

And as my meal ticket Ive got a daughter and son

Watch out she will plagiarise your poem with a few changes
Claiming it all came to her in a dream she rushed to Archies(Hazno’s) toy box for crayons to draw pictures unfortunately the drawings were a poor effort of stick man

Don't mock 75 yr olds bubba ...

 

[Nuttynana]

They make it up as they go along, nana.

A person who looks to the left when they speak is remembering stuff, so they are speaking truth. Or maybe they aren't.
A person who looks to the right when they speak is beng creative, so they are telling lies. Or maybe they aren't.

Best way to find out if they were lying or not is to ask the Archbishop.
Or maybe not because he might be a woke-ist tosser.

Thanks for the info Chita I must b e mucking stupid

 

[sterling]

I don't even know who she is?

Sorry if someone told you Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, Queen of Tejano. Fusion of Mexican and US music.

 

[Nannyto2]

It IS ironic that she, of all people, should be writing a book about the relationship between fathers and their kids.

The Sun is on fire today. Here's their list of PWB's ex-girlfirends:

• Singer Ellie Goulding
• Socialite Chelsy Davy
• Love Island's Camilla Thurlow
• Actress and model Cressida Bonas
• Model Florence Brudenell-Bruce
• Late X Factor host Caroline Flack
• Mollie King from girl group The Saturdays

What a motley crew

Oh arrr
Shiver me timbers
Pirates ahoy

 

[Nannyto2]

Terrible value! Especially when you can get the much more appropriate 'That's Not My Princess' for just £4.99.

Those books are great think I must have read all of them a trillion times to the 2 grandchildren

 

[Chita]

FFS how can you write a book about parent/child bonding when the kid is not even two years old? Meghan has seen all the positive press about William and Kate with their children and gone into overdrive to try and do one better by whipping her ghost writers into action; Meghan is clearly jealous of Will and Kate and the wonderful relationship they have with their children; she needs to get anger/control management therapy and learn to chill out.

Its a case of "anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you, yes I can, no you can't, yes I can, yes I can, yes I caaaaan!"

From Harry Get Your Gun

 

[DollyBlue]

Too late, had posted before I saw your post sorry

It's ok - I will survive! lol

 

[Evangelina]

Debunking the Bestseller

A Lesson in the Status Quo, Risk-Taking, and the Gray Areas of Life and BusinessThe other day, I received an unexpected phone call from Jeff Trachtenberg, a reporter at The Wall Street Journal. He s

www.leapfrogging.com

The Result Source principle.
Buy 10000 copies, which is a silly 100000$ per bulk, in politics campaign funds are usable, and donate to affiliated charities and its the NYT bestseller list.
It explains Finding Funding making it.

 

[Nannyto2]

All your suggestions last thread were good! No surprise one of them got the most votes

Totally off topic but Line of Duty was as disappointing as the final episode of Game of Thrones. Hoping Megxile has a better ending!

I agree LOD final was total let down
Hope there will be another series which will be as addictive as the others

 

[liar liar]

@Mairag - the poster was @WadieHaddadsChocolates - they may post it again if you ask nicely

 

[Tea&Toast]

OMG these two are hilarious, nailed it, I’ve watched this several times now and it still cracks me up

 

[Evangelina]

And everyone picked up the WaPo quote about Royal connections worth, and it spreads.

Hugh Evans CEO of Global Citizen:
"... When I spoke to Megan, she said we really should call on the private sector to rally and for American businesses to step up, so they convened a roundtable and they started getting to work, and they invited the private sector leaders to be part of the effort."

Why Prince Harry Gave Vax Live Standing Ovation Speech Without Meghan Markle

 

[Nannyto2]

Sounds like a classy guy.
They have no decorum, do they?

Well Meecow has a degree in what he says

 

[DollyBlue]

come on spill the beans

I thought of asking the same thing when I read it, but then thought no better not as not sure I want to know

 

[Mairag]

Do you think she handles all the calls, emails, etc.? So she probably "passes on" the information to him. What if someone from the palace told her about Philip's condition and she just didn't care? BIB does sound like something she would do since she couldn't risk Harry going back early and waking up. Plus with her assuming that Prince Philip was only in the hospital to keep her "muzzled" even though he ended up staying in hospital for a month and passing shortly after.

Yeah, I think I read somewhere that Harry was planning on only coming back for his 100th birthday. Surely you would still visit at least once before that though.

excuse my ignorance, but what does BIB stand for?

 

[ResidentMerkin]

So in terms of the box ticking, this might qualify for rhe "children's productions" that they claimed their production company or the foundation or both would create? Please God forbid that this turns into some ridiculous woke cartoony kiddo series or she gets invited onto Sesame street (nah - they'd have to pay her and PBS don't have that sort of budget).

 

[Evangelina]

History 101
The Socialist Worker announcement of Andrew and Fergies marriage "Parasite to Mary Scrounger"
The Queen having to issue demanti over her "failing" marriage with Philip, because Lord Mount batten got involved with Merle, Merle of course was atributed to Philip, because its more damaging, and more sensationalist.
Poor Megsy, it never happened before, woe.