Harry and Meghan #98 Haz & Megz threw a toddler's strop. Will their lying ever stop?

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Im sure it’s been mentioned already but that crappy little book is £12.99! Honestly wtf! WTF!
 
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I’m crying at these rhymes. Hubby keeps giving me funny looks whilst watching the footy. So many ‘Inbetweeneresque’ lines. Everyone is taking the piss out of her.
The really annoying thing though is to read a sugar saying she’s bought it via Amazon smile to ensure she donated to Fartsmell. How is that thing registered as a charity???
 
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I'm convinced most of her fans are gold diggers, just like her.
I don't think any of her idiotic fans have ever come close to gold digging. They're more dumpster divers.
Meghan would not give half her weird twitter fans the time of day.
I get a small glee knowing she's mortified at the kind of basement-dwelling low-IQ loons that make up her fanbase. She wants Ivankas and Klosses and instead gets broke, unfucked and homely delusionals.
 
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of course they don’t care, they realise that 6th in line and his wife are gonna be broke soon so will need her book income

£12.99 for a basic children’s book though? like the rainbow fish and the hungry caterpillar are no more than £6 and they’re a lot more interactive than this piece of shite
 
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I cannot believe the lying little cretin has the cheek to publish a book about fathers and sons. She’s indirectly the reason for her father’s health problems and instrumental in causing heartache to the Queen. Not to mention causing pain to Prince Philip in his last few weeks. The Publisher should be ashamed of themselves.
 
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Even her favourite Duck Rabbit is only £5.33!
 
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She is so false trying to make out what a wonderful husband and father he is and what a great life she has when its probably all falling apart in their mansion especially if Hazza doesnt do what she tells him too.
100 per cent this. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. She’s tried her hand at just about everything going and nothing has been all that successful for her. Everything she touches just turns to shit.
This children’s author malarkey will very likely go the same way. The whole thing just reeks of desperation and scrabbling around trying to find something, ANYTHING, that will give her some relevance in her own right. And Hazza struttin’ round town on his own? Ooh not good.
After all, who is she really?
Just Harry’s wife.
She may even have managed to pull off the near impossible and Markled herself!
 
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OOH, poetry. I shall contribute later.
 
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When clicking on that profile, there's some tweet about how criticizing HFW is bigoted because you could instead hate that the RF have protected andrew. You can dislike both of them, it's not hard.
 
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My name is Meg,
I'm always on the beg,
I used my pussy,
But only got a wussy.
I really wanted Will,
He wasn't free,
But you know who is? Bill!
He can shag me in front of that tree.
 
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There was a girl called Meghan
She worked upon a boat
She spent her days on her knees
With a tickle in her throat
 
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Gotta keep that choo-choo train of positive PR rolling along before they sink into "Who" territory.
All aboard the Puff Piece Special. Kiddie books and Laxative Aid and arty images and pap walks and 20ft high titles and everything smeggy related, all here in the buffet car of delight to titilate your senses (or induce vomiting) .... choo-cho-choo ...
 
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She should not be allowed to to call herself the Duchess of Sussex. Happy to make money though from the family who she branded racist? Oh Harry, you've married an absolute grifter.
 
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J K Rowling must be shitting herself!

The DM comments are hilarious.

My personal favourite comments include - " The Bench. Written by a plank", and "Well, she is good at telling/making up stories"
 
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Doesn't smeggy have a couple of Indian besties? Or did I dream that . That Priyanka Chopra one and another.
And Jamface Jameela obviously.
 
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When clicking on that profile, there's some tweet about how criticizing HFW is bigoted because you could instead hate that the RF have protected andrew. You can dislike both of them, it's not hard.
Nuance my friend...not something her deranged fans are capable of. It’s basically a cult.
 
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