Harry and Meghan #86 Piers slams down his judgerly gavel, the Harkles' lies start to unravel

[JAR21]

I suspect they are trying to angle it like how the British Ambassador to the US gets security.
i also supect there is a Diana angle here of history repeating itself: she didn't have Royal security and "look what happened" (says Meghan to Harry every morning over his waffles). So the stories of having to call the police 9x in 9months.... she likes the "9 month" references, doesn't she. But not only are they repeating her favourite gestational period, they are also suggesting that the RF is ignoring the real and imminent danger that they have imposed on this innocent family because Harry was born into these titles that attract paps and weirdos, Meghan innocently and naively married into these titles that attact all these paps and weirdos and Archie was born innocently and naively without these titles but yet he is the real justification they give for security, as proven by these 9 fabricated paps and weirdo intrusions. This security tantrum has Pont Alma tunnel written all over it and yet they don't see the irony that Archie not having titles is, according to their own argument, reducing his risk and giving him titles would increase his risk. They also don't see how these claims of security breaches are so hollow that it actually weakens their story. They really don't see as well how they left to be independent and yet are demanding all these perks ... he didn't even try to suggest any Ambassadorial role for himself with the UK. Only ambassadorial roles as the Kommish of playing nicely in the sandbox and the Chief Shitting Bull of the Bullshit Tribe of Silicon Valley Psych department. He didnt check if these ambassadorial roles provided the elusive motorcade and Men in Black to make his wife happy/pseudo-FLOTUS


Always with the linebacker necklkne dresses (wedding, pink TTC insult, etc etc)

What don’t they get about other members of the family not getting security either?

And why the duck did they move somewhere with gun ownership, if they’re so vulnerable?

 

[antisocialmedia]

Oh the plot thickens! Is that why he's having time off ............ to be a the 'birth' of the next one?

She needs him to exorcise her, the demonic little twit

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Love this bit in that Spectator article:
Consider Meghan, Duchess of Sussex’s dissatisfaction when she was temping in Britain,

How can we remove an Archbishop....he needs to be gone.

I think this is a non-issue and you need to read the full article to understand that and not just the headlines. Much as his character appears to me so was the answer. Wishy-washy in response to a question only. I would not waste my breath on a non-entity (the person not the role of that person)

 

[Rowan]

"Temping in Britain "

 

[Nuttynana]

More security violations at the montislag home for old slappers,do they think we are stupid they want the British taxpayer to fund their security, not bad for a couple who hate everything British, I think they are short of money

This Invicta games film for Netflix it's just another tawdry PR event to make money from and it should be stated up front how much is going into the charity, they really cannot sink any lower, parasites and scroungers. For fucks sake RF make an announcement to strip them of everything, am sick of this pair taking the Piss out of us and I am getting angrier by the day.

If it were not for Tattlers I would blow a gasket and it releases some of my anger with like minded people.

Their downfall must be imminent please, sooner rather than later and goodbye Netflix from me.

yeah Harriet. We get it....HAHA

He doesn't seem to go to his executive posts much does he? useless twa t too busy being a chicken again, going to call him paxo

 

[Darktriad]

Please, Netflix get rid if them. I'm already boycotting Amazon Prime after they started charging me without warning halfway through a series. There'll be nothing left to watch

 

[Chita]

Do you think he's hiding something?

He's really a woman and he's the surrogate for the next one as a thankyou for naming the first one Archie after his Archbishop title?

 

[DarnIt]

He has always been so far up her ass throwing flowers and tossing words salads dressing jn Markle sauce ... going back to before the wedding. He can duck right off. She defo has incriminating info on him, Omid and Markus defo have him on speed dial. He looks like a wanted man these days as well. Skmethjng is up. I hope skmeone is making a movie about all this as it is better than the House of Medici and the blackmailed popes.
Oh wait.... Neflix cocktail anyone?
Oh and Spectator input again:

Spectator article is well worth a read.
That BuggerUp Inc sells over-priced film-flam corporate ‘efficiency’ based upon dodgy self actualisation programmes is no surprise.
Hazza‘s lack of awareness of self & others make him the perfect poster boy for this shyster enterprise.

 

[Nuttynana]

Alright... I just spat my beverage all over my keyboard. They want 50 British officers to guard them because they "had" to call the cops 9 times? Or was it 11? Anything over once or twice getting settled in a place like that is just excessive. Is anyone else in that neighborhood calling the police that much? Because I think it's funny if that area was all quiet before and suddenly these two move in and it's Prowler Central. Who is that guy who drove there across the country and how did he happen to wander onto THAT property of all the other ones there? And why am I the only one asking this stuff?

There are rough areas in every city and state in the United States, yes, and we have people with guns, and we have people who don't need guns to seriously f%$# you up. That neighborhood in Montecito is NOT one of them. Anything beyond one or two calls in that time period in THAT neighborhood is attention seeking. They have staff, she's got the doula (or surrogate depending on your belief there), Haz is ex-military, they know how to lock the doors, close the gates and build a wall if needed. They should be able to handle this.

And if they can't, maybe Harry shouldn't have sold his guns. Maybe he should have kept them knowing he was about to jump ship to the wild west out here. Maybe they should get better cameras and hire better people-- like some Americans who'll be allowed to fire back, but they probably won't take any of H&M's crap. That's one reason why they want British officers-- British officers won't be able to quit when Megz screeches at them. And if Montecito is such a tit hole, maybe they should move someplace ELSE.

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bleeping deluded shi t for brains twats

 

[Orangeinessex]

She can dish it out, but can't take it.

This is what I really struggle with these days - the people who must be heard and their views applied and adhered to. Anything other than immediate agreement and compliance is an attack. When the fark did this happen to this extent ?

 

[Nuttynana]

Deffo. That's what she wants. A chance to say "LOOK AT ME! I'm so much more important than you lot with your silly little security firms. I have police escorts and motorcycle outriders like my best friend Kamala (or "K", as I call her)"
She's deranged. Honestly, I truly think there's air getting in. Nobody could be that unself aware. OK, maybe Katie Pwice, but she's always been nutty as squirrel tit and is a junkie so she gets a pass.

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Love this Freda19 well said and she is deranged and incredibly stupid, makes me wonder what her countrymen must think

Poor Michelle Obama has had terrible abuse thrown at during and after Barack's presidency. From "ShE's ReAlLy a MaN to being ugly. Melenia Trump was compared to her.. MT "immaculately dressed", "Perfect woman" and all that bollocks. Michelle is a fine, statuesque lady. She has had horrific stuff written about her.

How can they fight back over lies they have told and been proven against them, they seriously have mental health issues, nutters

 

[WestSideIsDaBest]

What don’t they get about other members of the family not getting security either?

And why the duck did they move somewhere with gun ownership, if they’re so vulnerable?

Or duck off to obscurity - which actually most people would have respected and gone “fair enough, can’t blame you” they’d have got security on the odd occasions a real threat was imminent.

but no. They’ve made themselves targets by A) saying they have no security
B) becoming celebs and brand Markle.

 

[Chita]

Or duck off to obscurity - which actually most people would have respected and gone “fair enough, can’t blame you” they’d have got security on the odd occasions a real threat was imminent.

but no. They’ve made themselves targets by A) saying they have no security
B) becoming celebs and brand Markle.

And they want Titles for the kids even though being Titled will make them a bigger risk!

 

[AudreyAnn]

What don’t they get about other members of the family not getting security either?

And why the duck did they move somewhere with gun ownership, if they’re so vulnerable?

Exactly, they should move somewhere with less gun crime and low crime statistics, like Alaska!

 

[DarnIt]

How can we remove an Archbishop....he needs to be gone.

Our Betty just has to say the words ‘troublesome’...

Phone ringing.
Man in fashionably embroidered frock picks up phone.
HMTQ: ‘Welby!’
AoC: ‘Ma’m. <ahem> Actually it’s Your Grace. I is the Archbishopric for sure, so kindly address me as Your Grace.’
HMTQ: ‘You what? I is Your Majesty. I is the boss of you’
AoC: ‘I serve God’
HMTQ: ‘ Never mind that, I pays your wages here on Earth & employer contributes to your very generous final salary pension fund’
AoC: ‘Ohkeedokee. Your Majesty, how may I serve you?’
HMTQ: ‘ Double Whopper & a bucket of fries‘
AoC: ’Eh?’
HMTQ: ‘Eh, indeed Welby. Unless you get your tit together your sabatical will be permanent, straight down One’s Job Centre, capiche?’
AoC: ‘ Mistress, I have displeased you. I am so very snivelling sorry. Don’t take away my gowns’
HMTQ: ‘Mind yourself well, there are plenty of boys & girls queuing up for the job’
AoC: ‘Your Majesty, bestow upon me your grace & favour that I may walk upon Go’, sorry your, Earth not afeard’
HMTQ: ‘That woman?’
AoC: ‘She made me do it. She said no-one would ever know, our secret. She means nuffin’ to me’
HMTQ: ’Harry?’
AoC: ‘Who?’
HMTQ: ‘Who the boss of you?’
AoC: ‘You are, you are...Your Majesty’
HMTQ: ‘You may go’
AoC: ‘But Your Maj...’
HMTQ: ‘...out the door (stage left). Remember that mine are bigger than yours, always’
AoC: ‘Yes, Majesty’

 

[Baguette]

Back on the 'we need security' PR they are pushing out, there was a theory they were living at one of Oprah's properties (or a mate of hers) ever since they left Tyler's place, and had access to Chateau Mon Deceito for their Zoom calls, but didn't have the cost of actually staffing it up properly. Maybe Oprah/Oprah's friend has told them to sling their hook, and they are having to deal with their own running costs?

PR putting Harry, Meghan, Oprah, Netflix and The Crown in the same heading for max keyword search power... How long until we hear that The Crown is going to cover current events, and Harry has agreed to it?

The Crown jumps after Oprah's Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Interview

Royal fans rushed to watch the historical drama after hearing the Duke, 36, and Duchess of Sussexes', 39, explosive comments, including accusations of racism within the Royal Family

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[DarnIt]

What about Sammy Davis Jnr, now he did suffer racism. He had to sleep and eat in different motels to Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra until Sinatra bought the casino.....or the mafia did on his behalf, but thats another story. L o l

To paraphrase his own words: ‘For a black one-eyed Jew‘ he did well.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

They are never going to stop whining but as long as Brenda and Charles don’t fall for the emotional manipulation they can moan all they like.

He’s a dopey, spoilt fool and she’s had a taste of the royal family’s prestige and wants ‘security’ to continue to illustrate their ‘importance’ despite buggering off out of the U.K to the ‘buy a gun’ paradise of USA.

I cannot imagine the terms weren’t spelt out crystal clear about what they’d be giving up when they left yet it appears they thought BP would bend to their will?

I’m unsure where the “we need a security staff of 50” story came from , that’s laughable .

 

[Twocats]

Prince Phillip has died. I am so sad for the Queen. Such sad news. RIP Prince Phillip.

 

[Baguette]

They are never going to stop whining but as long as Brenda and Charles don’t fall for the emotional manipulation they can moan all they like.

He’s a dopey, spoilt fool and she’s had a taste of the royal family’s prestige and wants ‘security’ to continue to illustrate their ‘importance’ despite buggering off out of the U.K to the ‘buy a gun’ paradise of USA.

I cannot imagine the terms weren’t spelt out crystal clear about what they’d be giving up when they left yet it appears they thought BP would bend to their will?

I’m unsure where the “we need a security staff of 50” story came from , that’s laughable .

Back on that 'security staff of 50'.. I think it came from a team of 6 per eight hour shifts, so 18 RPOs, which was said to be Harry's arrangement with the Met. Then that was multiplied by the mysterious fact that, as a well placed police source told The Mirror, Harry, Megzy and Archie are in different places. So they 'needed' three full teams .... This was all bubbling up during the Canada exile, at which point the Home Office had a review of Royal needs and the Harkles dropped off the list as at 31 March 2020.