Harry and Meghan #84 Haz should've listened to Auntie Anne, kept his balls to stay a man.

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I'm still not convinced on the whole Gav/Archie thing - yet Need some more evidence to convince me, such as this:

 
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My thoughts on the Archiedoll situation is that he definitely exists and was born using a gestational carrier. I don't believe the stories that the surrogate wouldn't hand him over. There would have been a contract in place, an NDA and loads of money changing hands.

As @freda19 says we don't get to see him because the Harkles know that this is under their complete control. When they were living in the UK the released a black and white photo for fathers day that was later proved to be a fake. The only time Archie was visible was on the South African tour. There are more photos of Archie in Africa than in the UK.

They are certainly not above presenting other children as Archie under the guise of 'protecting' him. I found it suspicious that Oprah didn't meet Archie during the show as I was expecting a cutesy segment with them high fiving each other !

To be honest I couldn't give a shit about him now.
How can we be interested in a kid we have no relationship with? when we can't even be sure that we've ever seen his real face. I also couldn't give a rats ass about the new kid either.
 
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He is a child actor in making, thanks to Meghan. Hollywood is famous for child (exploitation, grooming) actors. Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan, Aaron Carter, Macaulay Culkin,etc. God knows, we will get his Netflix documentary after 50 years.
 
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Sorry, I don’t have time to read the whole thread/s but these photos of beach boy Harry...anyone else find it odd that he’s only there with the black lab? Who has two dogs and only takes one of them to play on the beach?

Very odd, imo.

Happy Easter x
 
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I’ve never connected the hallmark American girl European prince genre to Princess Grace before but it’s perfect - matches exactly and explains so much about the misconceptions of the British royals.


What do you make of this? I think it's the same child
The eyes are really similar - it could be the same kid, wouldn’t surprise me at all.
 
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Apparently the kid on the right is 7 months older, but we have only ever seen a doll/PR pieces, we've never seen the real child in real time. So it could be Gavin that's used in place of Archie. I have no idea.
I think Gavin is the boy on the beach the giggling boy
Also on the Christmas card as the boy was too big to be Archie doll
They all in the scam together
Wonder who will play Princess Consuela Banana- Hammock.

Lovely photo
Now please don’t throw rotten fruit at me but....There is a likeness of Harry in Charles in that photo
 
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"Tourre Bakahai on Twitter: "Notice how the Markles are always "having talks" about the multi-millions they require to show off their amazing talent, yet never actually produce anything. What's happened to their Spotify podcasts, for example? Are they conning their simpleton fans? https://tattle.life/threads/19920/" / Twitter"
 
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Walking in those beautiful grounds <swoon> , imagine having that as your back garden.
 
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Agreed. Her style is truly hideous. Her royal outfits were arguably worse yet they all cost $$$$.

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There used to be a really funny poster on Skippy's blog who'd post "Bitch stole my look" pictures of Meghan's outfits (comparing them to funny things like duvet covers) as well as "Guess what's in my handbag/suitcase" posts ... they were really funny and then stopped posting; quite some time later they said they were warned off by someone for posting them.
 
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They markled quibi!
 
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Check out the ears...
 
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They'd have to go some to find a body double with a pair of legs like smugs... those bad boys are truly an entity of their own.
 
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Elephants have nicer knees
They also have fantastic memories Shame they can’t talk Coz I bet they could spill the beans on prat and twat
 
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Have a lovely Easter weekend everyone, my little bunny bums.......
One of the tarot readers got that Gavin was used as the child in Africa and various appearances because the real Archie did not make it in the womb. However Brynn put a stop to Gavin being used. Because Archie didn't exist they went into denial and were creative in presenting him - for reasons of jealousy of Cambridges, getting money. But they eventually adopted a random child and now have a live child, but none of their dna. The similarities between Gavin and Archie, and MM and Brynn is plausible to me, and they may have used photoshop in a creative way to superimpose their own features on the child. At this stage all reporting on the gruesome twosome seems like a perpetual April fools anyway so İ just float this out there for you all to consider with a choccie egg......
 
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I think taking care of two dogs at once would be way too much for Hazno to handle.
 
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Following an MI6 Briefing....


Queen: Agent @Pom Bear has been busy recruiting new operatives. Gangster Hamster and Ninja Hamster will be flying out to LA to support Agent Scotch who has been working undercover.

Chas: And the chicken?

Queen: It was rescued from Meghan's Chicken Coop but sadly it's mind has been wiped and we were unable to learn much of use.

Chas: I'll roast it later then!

Queen: Careful that's what got the ginger prick into hot water! Retrieving Hazno's balls is going to be a tricky operation.

Chas: About my allowance.... I'm a bit short this month .......
 
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As I said before this whole surrogacy could be quickly put to rest with a cheeky photo. That being said for all of us that have had the joy of birthing a child, it is a big monumental moment. Someone like Megain would love to describe in vivid detail how it all went (like her “friend” Serena who talks a lot about her delivery and motherhood in general). If memory serves me right during the interview she said “before Archy was born” not “before I had Archy” which is more natural when mothers talk about their kids.

Also we haven’t heard of a single play date that this child has had with other celeb children. Even the last leaked photos of Haz and the dog, you think a dad would bring his toddler to the beach and run with the dog while preggo mom rests.Given how much they spend on security this should be regular things they do.
 
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I was wondering about the podcast! They only did the one episode -three months ago!
 
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