Harry and Meghan #61 Never complain. Never explain. That's not for us! We like the fuss.

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It is quite simple. Turn your TV over to BBC1 and don't let Smegma and Haribo get the viewing ratings.
 
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I woud love to see the breakdown of those costs considering they never actually went to court.....750k payment on account ????!!!
 
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Calm down dear (best Michael Winner voice)

I woud love to see the breakdown of those costs considering they never actually went to court.....750k payment on account ????!!!
On account of Haribo needing a new greige suit?
 
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I think I'll have to watch... just because sometimes you need to see stuff with your own eyes and then go away and think about it? Pretty sure it wont change what I think about Mrs and Mr Meghan Wanker, more likely reibnforce it.
 
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It is quite simple. Turn your TV over to BBC1 and don't let Smegma and Haribo get the viewing ratings.
Well yes... I dont want to watch the Harry and Meghan show....but...... I did want to watch the next episode of Unforgotten!

its frustrating if one of the few current new series that is on, is going to be cancelled because of Meghan and Harry....Its not on the ITV hub, so I wont be able to catch up with it ........so another reason to dislike the stupid pair
 
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I think I'll have to watch... just because sometimes you need to see stuff with your own eyes and then go away and think about it? Pretty sure it wont change what I think about Mrs and Mr Meghan Wanker, more likely reibnforce it.
Yes, I am going to watch too and I am going to create a massive bingo card and tick things off. I had better take one of my beta blocker tablets beforehand as I know I will be raging, but it’s got to be done. This could be monumental. I hope the whole stack of cards comes tumbling down.
 
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I want to rip off both Warby‘s and Smeggy’s wigs and launch the pair of them into the Thames (the people, not the wigs).

Warby’s car is getting the Nivea, Sudocrem, and baked beans treatment as well!
 
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They could easily enrol him in a nursery using a different surname and have him dropped off by a Nanny in casual clothes. Nobody has seen him, so nobody would know it was actually him anyway.

It is quite simple. Turn your TV over to BBC1 and don't let Smegma and Haribo get the viewing ratings.
We will have seen all there is to know in the paper anyway. We need to follow the suggestion of that comment in The Mail and leave it a week before watching it on catch up, if we can bear to watch it at all, or it will help the ratings!
 
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Yes, that’s true. I don’t want to contribute to the ratings and their perceived popularity. It needs to be seen as a waste of money and a huge flop. I shall watch it a week later. Thank you for the reminder. I feel calmer already
 
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Someone has been beastly and horrid to poor Omid.


Whoever it was, keep up the good work
What are his "mentions", and how do I creep up on them?
“Fuck off back to Satan” how professional
He's a Senior Royal Correspondent! Makes you wonder what the Juniors are like!
I think it’s disgusting if anything happens to him and they show it anyway BUT imagine how bad they will look. They will have no control to stop it going out, it could be the thing to ruin them
That's what happens when you sell your soul and your family to lowlife media sharks.
 
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2 hours!! Wtf is she going to talk about for 2 hrs!!! Is anyone actually that interested on a Monday night when they’ve been at work all day on nmw/ sat at home all day worrying if they’re still employed/ home schooling/ worrying about their elderly relatives/ missing their friends etc. Country is on its knees and she’s going to sit in a £4000 dress moaning.
I seriously don’t know why the UK press and media give them any time at all. It’s time they went radio silence on these two- make their wish come true and do us all a favour!!
 
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So does ANL have to comply with Douchness of Sussex's demand? It really makes me angry that a foreigner waltz in, live for less than 2 years, starts litigating, and now started demanding.... GO TO HELL MEGAN MARKLE
 
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Someone on Twitter just posted this :

'Has she forgotten a pound of flesh and chalice of blood plus the first born of the editor?...her lawyer is slipping'
 
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What's she going to talk about? Herself!

To do herself justice, she's going to need a good twelve hours for just a basic outline ...
 
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Could this be Smeggy? The one doing some sort of yoga pose????


THANK YOU!!!!!
Can't make head nor tail of that yoga one. Looks like a leg of lamb from Waitrose.
Far hue is NEVEF with them. Anywhere. True fact

ETA Oh dear. Sorry. Meant to say: Farchie is never with them . Been to a funeral, had beer. Sorry again.
Far Hue is an excellent name for him. A distant smudge on the horizon or mirage that vanishes as you approach. Sounds like a racehorse at the Grand National too. Well done!
 
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I know I shouldn’t write this because it’s awful but imagine if PP passes away Monday evening during the interview. “Breaking news” flashes up half way through the interview... it’d be un believeable. I bet the thought has crossed a few DM employees.
 
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