Harry and Meghan #442 You’re so vein, I bet you think this trip is about you

[LadyMuck]

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

Her inappropriate outfits and her turning away from the young girl while the woman was talking to them has to be enough evidence to prove how rubbish she is at being royal.

So if this was a test, she's failed it.


Please Charles, remove them from the official website now.

Please media, stop reporting on them and report on the working royals instead. Help spread their positive message.
Leave the Harkles to those cheap magazines that are only good for lining the base of a birdcage.

She failed miserably.

The dress the woman is wearing in this picture doesn't even look as bad as the flesh-coloured one Meghan WHORE on the first day.

What a mess.

 

[wibble]

"I want you to know that your teacher believes in you: I believe in you, we believe in you, and you believe in me. The other day, my daughter, who is only three and much smaller than you, looked into my eyes and said, "mom, I see me in you." But I took it a different way. Because I see her in me, and you in me, and me in you, you see. Lot's and lot's for me to see. Lots and lots you to do. Me and you, you and me. Because we believe in your future. We believe children are the future. We believe in giving them love and letting them lead the way. It's really important to show them all the love you have inside. It really is the greatest gift. As my daughter, who is only one, said, only the other day , "mommy, you must learn to love yourself, it's the greatest gift of all." And I saw that in her. And she could see that in me."

 

[Jaybob]

Number 1, Phwoooaahh! He's a baldy, but a HOT one.

Number 2, why would the King mention useless Harry? He's the King , making the POW Commander in Chief. Don't pull this misguided Diana shit. This is what William got SO sick of growing up, her wedging Harry into all his achievements so he didn't feel "left out". If he wants something special, he could have fucking worked for it. Thankfully Charles has listened and honoured the correct son. Well done Charles! DM stfu, stop mentioning Ginger and disappear

 

[Amiyaya]

There were outfits - highly inappropriate and Rachel’s boobs were playing hide and seek. We had the used condom, the skeletor and a red underslip. Then we got to Big Bird takes Lagos.

Hairy has a face like a smacked arse. Posed some staged photos in a room with some Nigerian men who were injured. Allowed himself to be dragged away from schoolgirls who were trying to present something to the Snarkles. And stood for the National Anthem.

there was talk that maybe this may be an allowed tour with collusion from the BRF, and speculation that Hairy and his Ho actually flew into London together and she hid.

Their PA was seen pushingNigerian soldiers out of the way, as well as others, to make way for them. Doesn’t seem that Netflix are with them but never fear because the criminally ridiculous Nissan Hairyman is making a film about it.

thanks to @Hannahebee for this link.

 

[Chita]

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they paid for her to be made a ‘Princess’. As there were 3 Kings present does that mean they didn’t know which tribe she was descended from so decided to cover most bases? I hear corruption and back handers are rife in Nigeria so perhaps someone pulled strings with dud cheques?

We three kings of Nigeria am
All of this for a ja-ar of jam

 

[SunsetBeach]

This just gets more and more nauseating. Markle justifying being away from her children as she's in her 'Motherland', and Hazzo 'skipping the protocol' as 'we're all family'. Dear God. This is all about Markle and her newly claimed heritage. It's quite bizarre...and I'm not sure how it's going to go down in the US.

Nothing to showcase Nigeria, nothing to showcase Invictus. Just all about her with Hazzo in the background looking like a supporting act.

The entire Invictus board should be sacked for paying for this travesty of a promotional visit.

 

[Thalia]

I remember her wearing this yellow dress in 2018 and thinking it was one of her better looks. Not quite sure why Hazno is standing like that unless he’s airing his bits (I think this was pre them being taken away and stored in Smeg’s handbag).

Thanks for starting this new thread @Chita and congrats @Mollywobbles for the tuneful title.

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I'm getting Blackadder vibes:

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[CELESTE CROCKETT]

Even the shoes with her tanker sized feet
Shes sick .....

 

[Bennington12]

Just read BBC news and NO H&M articles for the first time in three days. Rejoice!

 

[Chita]

What’s that funny blob? She is over body confident she needs Spanx I’m sorry! View attachment 2931004

That funny blob is called Harry.



At least we can't see her nip nops.

She has really long thumbs so maybe her thumb in that Christmas card wasnt photoshopped after all. (The one where she was holding baby Lili aloft.)

 

[GalofHal]

Enjoy

 

[Carpediem69]

Omfg

 

[Hannahebee]

HG Tudor...

WTF!

The top comment is spot on:
She's quite happy to dance at a Beyonce concert but not in, quote "her country" of Nigeria. And then they leave! How rude. Just goes to show, she knows absolutely nothing about Nigeria. She's pathetic.
You can also hear how upset and angry the lady is when she asks for the music to be turned off.

 

[Hannahebee]

It's fair to say that this trip to Nigeria has been one huge disaster and I don't think any of us on here are surprised one bit.

 

[Thalia]

Aw thank you!! I’d really hate to upset anyone with a tipsy tirade

We quite like a tipsy tirade

Yep, the tipsier and tiradier the better

The only exception is @Nuttynana, she wouldn't say boo to a goose, so we're trying to draw her out of her shell

 

[wibble]

Not sure about the newly released painted portrait of KC

Is he bathing in jam?

 

[FrancesDundee80]

If only the ILBW was smart enough to understand that you can respect local costumes and still look good (and sexy!).

 

[ChipDex]

Ummm, a couple of minutes on Twatter will tell you what William's been doing, love. This isn't the flex you think it is. Dr Ngozi's been working with him for over three years.