Oh yes, I wonder how effusive the RF greetings will be.
KP, BP and Clarence House will all be coordinated to go out at 10am.
i bet they will be all photos of a beardless, preMeghan Harry, happy & smiling with his family
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KP, BP and Clarence House will all be coordinated to go out at 10am.
i bet they will be all photos of a beardless, preMeghan Harry, happy & smiling with his family
If you're going to do a job, got to do it proper like!Your dedication to the task is commendable
Of course. You simply canβt throw enough tit you know
No, it isnβt. Itβs Lincolnshire.
How old will he be ? 14 ? 15 ??
They make lovely tea
Unfortunately not, itβs NE Lincolnshire these days, was South Humberside for a long time
Hazza's Birthday 
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Haz is unlocked from the basement by Dorito at 6am and dressed in his grey uniform and hat disguise.
Dorito takes him for his daily exercise regime, a brisk walk round the estate to check for wildfires
drones and paps hiding in bushes.
Haz is ordered by Dorito to eject any lurkers by pretending to be the gardener and starts swearing under his breath
. As a special treat he is allowed to attend Doritos yoga session to pick up some tantric tips that will please Princess Sparkle in the bedroom.
Haz sits down for his breakfast of Advocdo on toast
(wishing it was bacon and eggs) and swearing about it 
Haz switches on his computer and attends a Zoom meeting. After 5 minutes he starts to get irritated because he's got no idea what's going on
. He checks his mobile for birthday messages and remembers that he's ghosted all his friends 
Hazza starts to feel really pissed off that nobody has called to say 'Happy Birthday' or given him a present
. He retaliates by kicking some furniture and swearing a lot.
Hazza checks social media and starts screaming with rage and pulling his hair out when he discovers Tattle
To calm him down Dorito takes him to
Princess Sparkles presence whereupon she showers him some gifts that were made for the Sussex Royal shop. Haz cries when he sees his face on a mug faintly remembering the old days.
Princess Sparkle then presents him with an amazing poster sized photo of her high smeggyness. It's one of the old sexy poses on a yacht
Haz is overwhelmed with joy
when he sees that Princess Sparkle has even signed it with her beautiful calligraphy 
Hazza forgets to be annoyed for a few minutes when he's allowed to put some new batteries in Archiedoll.
Unfortunately he breaks Archiedoll (number 357) after a few minutes and has a major meltdown
then swears for hours and hours and hours before bed
:Haz is unlocked from the basement by Dorito at 6am and dressed in his grey uniform and hat disguise.
Dorito takes him for his daily exercise regime, a brisk walk round the estate to check for wildfires
drones and paps hiding in bushes.Haz is ordered by Dorito to eject any lurkers by pretending to be the gardener and starts swearing under his breath
. As a special treat he is allowed to attend Doritos yoga session to pick up some tantric tips that will please Princess Sparkle in the bedroom.Haz sits down for his breakfast of Advocdo on toast
(wishing it was bacon and eggs) and swearing about it Haz switches on his computer and attends a Zoom meeting. After 5 minutes he starts to get irritated because he's got no idea what's going on
. He checks his mobile for birthday messages and remembers that he's ghosted all his friends Hazza starts to feel really pissed off that nobody has called to say 'Happy Birthday' or given him a present
. He retaliates by kicking some furniture and swearing a lot.Hazza checks social media and starts screaming with rage and pulling his hair out when he discovers Tattle
To calm him down Dorito takes him to
Princess Sparkles presence whereupon she showers him some gifts that were made for the Sussex Royal shop. Haz cries when he sees his face on a mug faintly remembering the old days.Princess Sparkle then presents him with an amazing poster sized photo of her high smeggyness. It's one of the old sexy poses on a yacht
Haz is overwhelmed with joy
when he sees that Princess Sparkle has even signed it with her beautiful calligraphy Hazza forgets to be annoyed for a few minutes when he's allowed to put some new batteries in Archiedoll.
Unfortunately he breaks Archiedoll (number 357) after a few minutes and has a major meltdown
then swears for hours and hours and hours before bed
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Saw this and thought I add it on here..not mine sadly lol 
Wot, no birthday nana? 
Whoa.
Please hold off on the earthquake. My son, daughter, and 3 grandchildren live outside of San Francisco.
So, letβs limit that earthquake to Meghanβs house, along with a mudslide.
And perhaps squeeze in a selfie photo with Hazza sat on her lap with a nappy full of piss & tit?....thatβs her normal birthday gift to her nearest & dearestHazza's Birthday
Haz is unlocked from the basement by Dorito at 6am and dressed in his grey uniform and hat disguise.
Dorito takes him for his daily exercise regime, a brisk walk round the estate to check for wildfires
Haz is ordered by Dorito to eject any lurkers by pretending to be the gardener and starts swearing under his breath
Haz sits down for his breakfast of Advocdo on toast
Haz switches on his computer and attends a Zoom meeting. After 5 minutes he starts to get irritated because he's got no idea what's going on
Hazza starts to feel really pissed off that nobody has called to say 'Happy Birthday' or given him a present
Hazza checks social media and starts screaming with rage and pulling his hair out when he discovers Tattle
To calm him down Dorito takes him to
Princess Sparkle then presents him with an amazing poster sized photo of her high smeggyness. It's one of the old sexy poses on a yacht
Haz is overwhelmed with joy
Hazza forgets to be annoyed for a few minutes when he's allowed to put some new batteries in Archiedoll.
Unfortunately he breaks Archiedoll (number 357) after a few minutes and has a major meltdown
Meghan should have had this Royal tutor
She looks like Gordon Ramsay in a ginger wigJeez Fergie is looking well rough these days
Her skin is very wrinkled for her age.
Andrew has worn her out
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Hazza's Birthday
Haz is unlocked from the basement by Dorito at 6am and dressed in his grey uniform and hat disguise.
Dorito takes him for his daily exercise regime, a brisk walk round the estate to check for wildfires
Haz is ordered by Dorito to eject any lurkers by pretending to be the gardener and starts swearing under his breath
Haz sits down for his breakfast of Advocdo on toast
Haz switches on his computer and attends a Zoom meeting. After 5 minutes he starts to get irritated because he's got no idea what's going on
Hazza starts to feel really pissed off that nobody has called to say 'Happy Birthday' or given him a present
Hazza checks social media and starts screaming with rage and pulling his hair out when he discovers Tattle
To calm him down Dorito takes him to
Princess Sparkle then presents him with an amazing poster sized photo of her high smeggyness. It's one of the old sexy poses on a yacht
Haz is overwhelmed with joy
Hazza forgets to be annoyed for a few minutes when he's allowed to put some new batteries in Archiedoll.
Unfortunately he breaks Archiedoll (number 357) after a few minutes and has a major meltdown
A Masterpiece
I hope he gets his avocado toast cooked for him so that it's not all floppy doppy.
But surely at some point in the day he gets a birthday phone call from his Dad (
And two Colin The Caterpillar cakes positioned back to back so that the staff can fit 36 candles on it. He won't get to eat them of course, instead they will call up the photographer and go and donate the two Colin The Caterpillars to a local homeless family at the nearest woke foodbank.
Smeghan will tell him she tried to get him a birthday card, but she got confused between moonpig.com and moonbump.com, so he ends up with a bag of velcro expansion straps and buttons.
Last thing before Doris puts him back in his cell for the night, has to be Smeghan gyrating 36 times round the stripper pole for him, but no happy endings this time. Although Smeghan isn't great with counting birthday years properly, so she might miss a few turns by accident.
I do hope Buckingham Palace releases another of their masterful troll pictures, with Haznoballs in 1/4 of the picture and a smiling Queen in the other 3/4, taking up more of the frame than him in order to remind him who's boss. That was so funny when they did that for Smeghan's birthday.
Happy Birthday Harry
I've made you a cake....
I've made you a cake....
I couldn't resist itOH MY GOD ! To be a fly on the wall in Chez HarklesThe new fugly fireplace and freshly vegan painted walls will be wearing the birthday cake.
"Look Aitch , LOOK. Your wanky brother is copying me and stealing my platforms ...
xHair wig
Handbag
Platform shoes lol
Is he sucking his thumb? ...must be copying Harry as well then
Kate's face!I couldn't resist it
Hair wig
Handbag
Platform shoes lol
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Is he sucking his thumb? ...must be copying Harry as well then
"Is there something yu want to tell me Wills?"
SNL hasnβt been relevant for decades but even they see MM for what she is.
Kudos for Emma Thompson playing along with Leslie Jones (who wrote this script) and for Prince William presenting Emma with her damehood.
In photo of wills and JCMH Wills has his gold braid on and JCMH hasn't love that they used that photo
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Can I ask, as an Aussie With no clue, what does the gold braid signify?
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