Great thread title! I will have to go back and finish reading the previous thread but can someone tell me why people actually believe they paid back the Frogmore money. 100% Nana or Dada paid for it
Oh 100% hence the “” because I don’t believe for one moment these two would ever put their hands in their pockets. My money is on Charles paying because he thinks it’ll take the heat off them....the trouble is it just highlights how much they cost us and how we got bugger all in return!!Great thread title! I will have to go back and finish reading the previous thread but can someone tell me why people actually believe they paid back the Frogmore money. 100% Nana or Dada paid for it
Have a fab holiday in the sun @Yorkiejules !It's been along time since I wrote you,
Well you know how time can fly
Seems like yesterday I was threading
Now it's like I have no time...
........
I have changed my name to Alice and am now on miners works experience,as I have been down so many tunnels,I'm running out of soap
....
I have also found Jesus...well I know he wasn't lost but you get the drift....
Oh yes,when I get involved,I'm like the proverbial rat up someone's guttering
...
I'm trying to convince the other half I'm not away with the fairies but it's still like watching the workmen doing roadworks,whilst never taking their eyes of their mobile communication devices
...
Up to press...we are on our third holiday choice due to government guidelines of playing hokey cokey with the quarantine list of countries...so it will be interesting when I have to throw various items in a suitcase at the very last minute like the conveyor belt on the generation game...won't be taking omids excuse for a book with me as I always pack a roll of andrex for emergencies
...
Seems like my 2nd home is now YouTube as I have tired of the waste of space that is Facebook.
...I still believe Phillip is no more..Charlie will soon be meeting him holding hands with Andrew,although he's a very slippery snake so I'm uncertain,sadly.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the terrible twins is in for a roasting down under and the other royals will have to get a proper job...maybe try their hands at grave digging
...the 4th of November will be a date to mark on your mobile...
Either we will get some answers to very important questions or I'll be fitted for a very fetching jacket with lots of buckles
...at least I'll have had a nice rest abroad ..somewhere warm
..last but not least...I still hate the pair of what Freda says.. something's change and something's will always be the same.
Bless you all
Good to see you Yorkie-Bar - don't stay away so long next time.It's been along time since I wrote you,
Well you know how time can fly
Seems like yesterday I was threading
Now it's like I have no time...
........
I have changed my name to Alice and am now on miners works experience,as I have been down so many tunnels,I'm running out of soap
....
I have also found Jesus...well I know he wasn't lost but you get the drift....
Oh yes,when I get involved,I'm like the proverbial rat up someone's guttering
...
I'm trying to convince the other half I'm not away with the fairies but it's still like watching the workmen doing roadworks,whilst never taking their eyes of their mobile communication devices
...
Up to press...we are on our third holiday choice due to government guidelines of playing hokey cokey with the quarantine list of countries...so it will be interesting when I have to throw various items in a suitcase at the very last minute like the conveyor belt on the generation game...won't be taking omids excuse for a book with me as I always pack a roll of andrex for emergencies
...
Seems like my 2nd home is now YouTube as I have tired of the waste of space that is Facebook.
...I still believe Phillip is no more..Charlie will soon be meeting him holding hands with Andrew,although he's a very slippery snake so I'm uncertain,sadly.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the terrible twins is in for a roasting down under and the other royals will have to get a proper job...maybe try their hands at grave digging
...the 4th of November will be a date to mark on your mobile...
Either we will get some answers to very important questions or I'll be fitted for a very fetching jacket with lots of buckles
...at least I'll have had a nice rest abroad ..somewhere warm
..last but not least...I still hate the pair of what Freda says.. something's change and something's will always be the same.
Bless you all
So good to see you posting on here againIt's been along time since I wrote you,
Well you know how time can fly
Seems like yesterday I was threading
Now it's like I have no time...
........
I have changed my name to Alice and am now on miners works experience,as I have been down so many tunnels,I'm running out of soap
....
I have also found Jesus...well I know he wasn't lost but you get the drift....
Oh yes,when I get involved,I'm like the proverbial rat up someone's guttering
...
I'm trying to convince the other half I'm not away with the fairies but it's still like watching the workmen doing roadworks,whilst never taking their eyes of their mobile communication devices
...
Up to press...we are on our third holiday choice due to government guidelines of playing hokey cokey with the quarantine list of countries...so it will be interesting when I have to throw various items in a suitcase at the very last minute like the conveyor belt on the generation game...won't be taking omids excuse for a book with me as I always pack a roll of andrex for emergencies
...
Seems like my 2nd home is now YouTube as I have tired of the waste of space that is Facebook.
...I still believe Phillip is no more..Charlie will soon be meeting him holding hands with Andrew,although he's a very slippery snake so I'm uncertain,sadly.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the terrible twins is in for a roasting down under and the other royals will have to get a proper job...maybe try their hands at grave digging
...the 4th of November will be a date to mark on your mobile...
Either we will get some answers to very important questions or I'll be fitted for a very fetching jacket with lots of buckles
...at least I'll have had a nice rest abroad ..somewhere warm
..last but not least...I still hate the pair of what Freda says.. something's change and something's will always be the same.
Bless you all
Can you imagine what his blood pressure must be? Not good.The fact that Hazno feels compelled to correct one of the newspapers not on the banned list shows how poor their PR is. He must be fuming all the time....and there's no way he can get away from the constant media coverage of their actions. Even he must be sick of them!
Compose and perform a 6 minute pashionate zoom-call style speech based around one word without ever using the actual word, but while squeezinng in as many Princess Duchess shine-a-light style plagiarised phrases as possible. Extra kudos for crossed arm saintly armography.I'm reposting my Apprentice idea from the last page of the last thread (which came out of a post and idea by Cacacoisfarraige) as I put way too much effort into it for it to be lost to a thread change
Anybody got any more tasks ideas
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Since the original Apprentice series were in the US and featured Trump as the boss, would sell in the US as well.
They could have Doris in the Margaret/Karren female advisor role and Omit Scoobies in the Nick/Claude male advisor role.
They already have the glamorous Massive House for the teams to stay in.
Tasks need not necessarily include Archiedoll, but some should:
At the end of the episode instead of Sugar saying "You're Fired!" it would be Ginge and Cringe sniggering, pointing, and saying "You're Markled!".
- Look after Archiedoll for a day while making sure he gets papped but without getting found out for blatantly booking the paps in
- Make a TV advert to try to get viewers for their latest wokeumentary Megflix show
- Come up with and market a new flavour of tea to throw at the staff
- Organise a tourist bus tour of Greater Los Angeles, pointing out the houses of the rich and famous who are still Smeghan's friends
- Work in a Private Jet agency, the team that sells the most flights to Extinction Rebellion members wins the week
- Sell avocado burgers and banana rock with inspirational quotes written all the way up the centre, to the punters in Disneyland California
- 10 item shopping spree around Beverley Hills, with all the items on the shopping list being tat from Misha Nonoo and Victoria Beckham's shops. Excellent merching opportunities from this episode!
- Gatecrash some other charity's event then claim it as your own (being sure to get lots of photos)
- Design and market a calendar of every other UK royal event or birthday, worth trying to overshadow
- Persuade celebrities to lend you their Massive Houses, but then don't actually pay them
- For the finale episode, try to blag a ticket to the Oscars by any means possible!
Superb! Thank you all beautiful ladies - and maybe some men -
Night yorkiejules. Glad to have you back xxxJust wanted to apologize for not being able to read all the threads I have missed...not literally ,as despite what my teachers may have suspected,I can read and have been able to for a couple of years,...
The spirit was willing but the flesh thought....
Balls to that...I'll have to manage as you have all gone thread mad....and I have to get some sleep....
I'm sure every post was positively brilliant and im sure I have missed some reight gems about pinky and the brain...so a belated...
I would if I could but I can't...so I won't.
...now...
Who let the dogs out.....
Me
Now
Goodnight
Thank you Palp for the new thread. Well done @ScotchMist. Great thread title.Oh look it’s that time again. It’s only a new fucking thread!
Many thanks to @Scotch Mist for the fantastic new thread title
Where to begin?
Smoke has been seen in the air over Montecito. It’s not a forest burning though it’s just a dumpster fire at chaz Harkle......again!
Despite claiming a monster deal with truckloads of cash with Netflix, everyone (except the sugars) knows it’s bollocks!
They cancelled the Invictus concert then blamed Rona when clearly they fucked up again. You can’t fool us Tattlers you pair of cunts!
The traitor then got his panties in a twist and threatened The Times of London with legal action. Good luck with that matey!
So! Who wants to call them a pair of cunts first?Oops too late!
On that bib. (pet mag)It must really kill the Harkles that they still can't control the narrative, despite having their own PR team, own photographer, pet spokespeople (scobie), pet magazine and a tight list of the media they deign to inform.
The fact that Hazno feels compelled to correct one of the newspapers not on the banned list shows how poor their PR is. He must be fuming all the time....and there's no way he can get away from the constant media coverage of their actions. Even he must be sick of them!
LooolYes definitely (but also adding Pom to the picture)you left yourself out @Pom Bear
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