It's simple. Netflix have bought the Harkles tell-all Royal documentary (or a series of them) . They're going to throw in an elephant documentary or two as a sweetener but basically this is about Harry and Meghan selling Royal secrets.
After they've done their Royal bit, the deal will fizzle out.
It will be interesting to see if Oprah has a piece of their production company.
ETA The NY Times story says that Harry and Meghan will appear on camera in documentaries so that's the 'tell'. We know Megz has been shopping a Diana-style documentary for a while.
This. 100%.
The cunts have agreed do do an on camera gig (or two) if netflix let them do a couple of ones of their own choice. It's as simple as that
It'll be a penny ante deal and as usual her PR are fluffing it up to make it look bigger than it is.
OK, lets get real , setting aside the fact that we somewhat despise the pair ( who knew?
)... does anyone want to watch a docu on female empowerment? Or one on racial discrimination? Or one on females in politics? One on BLM? I mean even if it was made by a genuine expert on any of them? I couldn't be arsed.
Maybe some of you might and I'm reading the crowd wrong, but personally I'm so over twisted feminism, female empowerment and women in politics and frankly BLM is going down the shitter for most of world ... the momentum is gone because the bandwagon crashed (mostly into big store fronts
.) People are in debt, losing jobs and homes, fighting a cunt of a pandemic and we're all struggling too much in some way with one or all of those issues to be arsed organising riots and protests.
The only thing I might watch at a pinch (but might not) is a program of them whining about how awful life in the Firm is/was. And I honestly think that type of 'kiss and tell' was the bait they dangled to hook a netflix deal. They will be entering the world that Katie Price has finally fizzled and faded out of ... duff fly on the wall shite and lies and more lies.Pricey's sloppy seconds, oh the shame
The firm's legal bods will be sharpening their pencils, stocking up on yellow legal pads and investing in new laptops/notebooks ready to scrutinise every word and gesture. Bring it on.
So innocent.
Stay that way please. The rest of us are dirty minded bitches and dogs.
That wallpaper looks like a classic/ classy homage to William Morris designs - I think it's called "Dappled Flaps"
Well it's certainly not Cath Kidston, that's for sure.
and forever in your debt for keeping me sane and my phone drenched in my drink through lockdown. My distaste at the plastic woke princess Merkin wearing one and her ginger no bollocks cuckold grows by the day.
my husband gives me side eye and checks his phone.
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Hope it's ok..best I could do lol 
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