Harry and Meghan #360 SpotiBye

[Shushex]

Thanks to @jonathanlynch for the winning title!

Well... it's been a full couple of days.

First, it was announced that Spotify and Arsewipes decided to consciously uncouple: the award buying borefest will not be renewed for a second season, as Smegz decided to "part way" with Spotify. (hem, hem, they was fired).

Ink wasn't even dry on the press, and Spotify's head of podcast innovation and monetisation, and big sports podcaster and reporter Bill Simmons called the duo "f**king grifters". on his podcast. on Spotify.

And thusly, this morning we were delighted (not) with a pap walk of the quean of hertz, looking all forlorn and sad and a sack of ozempicked bones in some driveway, we assume in Montecito.

Right on cue for King Charles' first Birthday Parade, which went splendidly, of course: troops looking their best, fantastic music, the pageantry second to none and awesome fly past. and, of course, Prince Louis just HAD to steal our hearts, again.

Old thread:

Harry and Meghan #359 Waaargh - what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

Thanks to @LadyMuck for the the thread title. The Harkles have been very quiet after Haz’s appearance in court at the start of last week. Archetypes is cancelled. We’ve been brainstorming next book titles for the Harkle waaaarghbry. The royals keep royalling and we’re almost at the Eve of KC3’s...

tattle.life

if i missed anything, please add to the recap

 

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

From the DM. She wasn't actually expecting to play Cleopatra, was she?

. The former Suits star was also allegedly unhappy Netflix did not call on her to participate in high-profile shows about diversity, including Queen Cleopatra, a recent series in which the Egyptian ruler was played by black actress Adele James.

Will Netflix be next to sever ties with Harry and Meghan?

A source at Netflix, which signed a reported £80 million deal with the Sussexes in 2020, told The Mail on Sunday: 'The relationship hasn't always been great.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Salacious]

Is it too early for title suggestions?

#361 - Two f**king grifters off to see the world!

 

[LadyMuck]

Thanks for new thread and fab title!

 

[Hannahebee]

Harry and Meghan #361 The Katie Price of Montecito

 

[VC10]

Wtf ??? those legs


....does she rent them out, as drumsticks?

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Thanks for the new thread.

From the DM. She wasn't actually expecting to play Cleopatra, was she?

Will Netflix be next to sever ties with Harry and Meghan?

A source at Netflix, which signed a reported £80 million deal with the Sussexes in 2020, told The Mail on Sunday: 'The relationship hasn't always been great.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I’d have not been able to keep a straight face at the ‘age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her variety’ line if she’d been cast as Cleopatra.

It bloody has regarding the former and she never had the variety in the first place to stale

 

[LadyMuck]

And another pic

 

[Hannahebee]

Another title suggestion that I have is the following:
Harry and Meghan #361 It was at this moment they knew they f**ked up.

 

[Shushex]

And another pic

ok, seriously, William looks like blonde Charles in this photo.

 

[Just_me1954]

Old thread not closed and I posted this after new thread started. So bring it over (I hope)

Harry and Meghan #359 Waaargh - what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

I found this interesting on whether the titles can legally be removed. I noted that if this bill did actually pass the many milestones a certain ginger bleep fond of the courts would probably challenge it

tattle.life

 

[MoodyBlue]

Harry & Meghan #361 Not just crazy, these "grifters are fu*king lazy".

 

[Shushex]

Old thread not closed and I posted this after new thread started. So bring it over (I hope)

Harry and Meghan #359 Waaargh - what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

I found this interesting on whether the titles can legally be removed. I noted that if this bill did actually pass the many milestones a certain ginger bleep fond of the courts would probably challenge it

tattle.life

sometimes it takes a couple of mins to process the threads, i imagine they'll close it soon.

 

[Margo_Channing]

Loving the new photo of will and the kids i wonder if we will get one from across the pond with the flatpacks

 

[Lenniel]

Re a comment on the previous thread. The Duke of Kent seems very frail now, there’s no way he could ride in the parade.

This is him walking onto the balcony last year

 

[ploddertoo]

Thanks for new thread and fab title!

Another gorgeous picture

 

[Sukysue]

Superb recap Sushex thank you for a new thread . Jonathan this title was a winner from the very moment you put pen to paper thank you it's brilliant.
Am enthralled by the Fathers Day picture of William and the kids it's just beautiful. Shows what a happy little family life they have out of the limelight. I put it all down to Kate , she is one amazing woman , she's given William this wonderful family life and he is so lucky to know love like this .

 

[Bobble22]

Ok nobody’s stolen it yet so I will

Harry and Meghan #361 Woko Moano and the Ginger Whinger

 

[SuperhansKnitting]

I've just seen that video of Ginger Hamlet hard selling The Mad Wife's voiceover skills to the head of Disney. Toe curling cringe.

I mean do you think Her Majesty pitched to be in a skit with Paddington Bear? Cringetastic.

ETA: he'd be better off pitching her to P*rnhub. 'Yah, did you see her performance in Beverly Hills 90210? Yah. Brilliant. Really got the character's motivation, yah?'

 

[LadyMuck]