Harry and Meghan #35 Tantrums and Tiaras meets the Travelyst Twit

[kev1974]

I've been away and missed a bit of the previous thread, so apologies if it's already been posted.

But even Private Eye is having a front page pop at our favourite duo. They really have reached the pinnacle of being laughed at.

By the way re the excellent thread title, it's actually spelt "TravAlyst" not "Travelyst". I point this out not to be a spelling snitch, but at it being yet another epic business fail by Smeghan and Haznoballs, giving their pet project a name that is so likely to be misspelt. And thus harming their hashtag and google search returns.

I presume it's because it's meant to be clever and suggest "Travel Analyst". But maybe it's because they couldn't get the Travelyst domains and were too tight to pay whoever already had them. Either way it's a dumb name choice.

 

[HereWeGoAgain101]

I've been away and missed a bit of the previous thread, so apologies if it's already been posted.

But even Private Eye is having a front page pop at our favourite duo. They really have reached the pinnacle of being laughed at.
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By the way re the excellent thread title, it's actually spelt "TravAlyst" not "Travelyst". I point this out not to be a spelling snitch, but at it being yet another epic business fail by Smeghan and Haznoballs, giving their pet project a name that is so likely to be misspelt. And thus harming their hashtag and google search returns.

I presume it's because it's meant to be clever and suggest "Travel Analyst". But maybe it's because they couldn't get the Travelyst domains and were too tight to pay whoever already had them. Either way it's a dumb name choice.

Or it could be Travel A List. They certainly believe they are “A” List. Therefore, it’s just a cash cow for these self proclaimed A listers to scrape the cream off the top of any Travalyst income to fund their private jet lifestyle.

 

[kev1974]

Or is could be Travel A List. They certainly believe they are “A” List. Therefore, it’s just a cash cow for these self proclaimed A listers to scrape the cream off the top of any Travalyst income to fund their private jet lifestyle.

Yes it could be! hadn't thought of that. who knows?!

Oh I see from their site (damn, I've given them clicks now) it probably comes from Catalyst. As they keep repeating the phrase "Catalyst for change" on there. Smeghan will have nicked that from somewhere else, like she nicks half of her word jumble speeches from other speakers and authors.

 

[Miscanthus]

A shiny new thread! Thank you @Campagne and @antinoos.

I hope it is OK for another quick re-cap?

Funding Freedom produced revelations galore; Duchess Difficult hoped to settle the score - totally backfired - as popular now as a herpes sore; Sugarz don't love Scooby the Balloon face any more; Yet another court case, with Aunty as our fab mentor; A tiara tantrum PR war; Travalyst : “like promoting veganism by a carnivore”. Doria touted as the most loved Mom-in-law? Conspicuous silence for her RT patronage ( or BLM "destiny") , so what does she stand for? Seems loyalty to causes or her 5 “friends” is a revolving door…

Oh and Abigail Spencer's "personal time" video is a bleach needed eyesore!

Brilliant! So clever! I think you've brought out my inner rapper

 

[Scotch Mist]

I've made a cake in honour of Meghan's birthday

 

[kev1974]

Is it another one of those special birthdays where she loses another five years off her real age

Will be interesting to see if The Royal Family twitter/instagram accounts wish her a happy birthday - they have in the past. Hopefully no birthday wishes this year since she's left.

 

[Margot1977]

A shiny new thread! Thank you @Campagne and @antinoos.

I hope it is OK for another quick re-cap?

Funding Freedom produced revelations galore; Duchess Difficult hoped to settle the score - totally backfired - as popular now as a herpes sore; Sugarz don't love Scooby the Balloon face any more; Yet another court case, with Aunty as our fab mentor; A tiara tantrum PR war; Travalyst : “like promoting veganism by a carnivore”. Doria touted as the most loved Mom-in-law? Conspicuous silence for her RT patronage ( or BLM "destiny") , so what does she stand for? Seems loyalty to causes or her 5 “friends” is a revolving door…

Oh and Abigail Spencer's "personal time" video is a bleach needed eyesore!

I still haven't come across that video... (admittedly, put no effort in looking, and now not sure I want to find it ).

Good re-cap, thank you.

 

[Just_me1954]

Mm stripped of HRH title in official royal website bio. SWIPE TO READ

 

[Margot1977]

I've made a cake in honour of Meghan's birthday

Perfect I wonder what puff pieces we might get later about the celebrations...

 

[Melodybear]

It’s hardly a surprise. How many “leaked stories were there from “royal insiders” when they were in the royal family?
Compare that to how many were leaked prior to this union and it doesn’t need Columbo to work out who the dripping tap was...!

It wouldn’t surprise me if they hadn’t organised the drone photos themselves, just to have something to complain/sue over!

 

[FreeSquirrels]

It wouldn’t surprise me if they hadn’t organised the drone photos themselves, just to have something to complain/sue over!

Someone upthread said that celebs sue paps for damages to get paid for photos - cunning.

 

[Asshats]

Yes, something about it being non taxable income? God I’m filled with that little spring in my step today; the layers are coming off the onion, aren’t they? It’s majestic.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Yes, something about it being non taxable income? God I’m filled with that little spring in my step today; the layers are coming off the onion, aren’t they? It’s majestic.

Its almost like its our birthday today

 

[antinoos]

Really!
My little contribution?
I just tossed it off whilst thinking about poor people.
Its nothing.
A lifetimes study of great literature.
A certain flair.
I never thought I'd succeed.
Ive not even looked yet.
Do I get something in a frame? (nothing too tacky)
Now, takes a breath, let me look...........

What do you mean Twit?
Twit?
bleeping TWIT
Get me my bag I need one of those pills.
Right Now! You can still go back to Puerto Rico, witch!
Twit is the uncoolest word ever. I mean EVAH
I need: (a) pastry (b) a holiday: NOW!
Does JayZee say Twit?
You will be hearing from my lawyers

 

[Doodlebug005]

Congrats Aunty on the thread title! Well deserved !
Unlike Aunty poor old Hazza is in for a rough day with the birthday witch girl , we know flowers aren't enough.... God help him

 

[PennyCrayon]

Thank you for the new thread @Campagne. Well done @antinoos

 

[Just_me1954]

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Classy. That's how royalty behaves. No one would have blamed them if they'd stayed silent today and it just makes the Harkles silence look even more petty. Migraine will be furious.

I noticed they didn't show the child's face. It was probably crying hysterically in fear

 

[Just_me1954]

Woops sorry, didn't see previous post. She sure has a grip on that little hand, and little girl is holding icecream away.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Woops sorry, didn't see previous post

Do you reckon them not reacting to the book and putting out this post will just send Migraine even angrier?