Just popping this in here. I don't think it has been posted in here but it was in the gossip thread (by accident I presume). I think Aunty is drunk again
Anyhoo ....
antinoos said:
Of course no lady ever notices what other ladies are wearing and I havent a clue what any of it signified but on returning from being proper poorly my status changed and shortly afterwards it changed again. I thought they were promotions but apparently one is dropping down the Title Ladder. Oh the English and their quaint class system, I'll be a Parlourmaid if it carries on like this, dismissed without a notice.
I gather the forces of "Admin", who are lucky we write their material for them, discovered they had set the bar too low and there was an explosion of VIPs. One way of dealing with this would have been to reclassify ALL VIP's as "Former VIPs" but that might have led to mutiny so instead they increased the bar without bothering to tell anyone, then implied it was a bit sad to complain, which, whilst true, lacks finesse.
Does anyone remember the delicious Hoover Free Flights Disaster of the early 1990's when they tried to deal with the disasterous consequences of offering to fly two people to America and back for a £100 purchase by making the rules so complex that they assumed people would give up, but they didnt and Hoover ended up running the UKs biggest free travel agency and had to go into administration?
Its all very funny really - speaking of which Meghan should be watching the unspeakable disaster for nearly all concerned, playing out in the extremely weird atmosphere of Court 13 on The Strand (a sort of deluxe medieval torture chamber with seating areas and acres of lever arch files) and seeing her future in rehearsal. I cannot imagine who or what failed to prevent Mr Depp from taking the suicidal step of sueing The Sun (which is of course the Mail only more classy, better written, and politically significant) which must be loving it. He seems in many ways to be a fine Kentucky Gent, and having spent nearly his whole life being encouraged to behave like a 17 year old rock star what do you expect? As for Miss Heard? Well. As the monstrous Sharon Osbourne once said of one of Ozzy's "conquests" That cunts been round every pole in Los Angeles. Anyone who associates with that Kathy Lette deserves all they get, she'll never work again will she?
Anyway still no judgement on the confidentiality of the Five Former Friends in waiting. Noones in a hurry I suppose and the judge may well be on holiday. After shes lost on this little but very intriguing sub-battle (and it would take something very surprising for her to win) things could get very very interesting. There is at least a possibility that one of the five is either (now) nursing a grudge or possibly unaware that they did any of the things claimed of them. The story was first put forward to everyones amazement, at a time when there was reasonable expectation they would never have to be publically identified because it would settle quickly.
Favourable settlement for madame is not going to happen. The Mail is giving spectacular and comprehensive coverage of The Suns case, not only because its off the scale salacious and embarassing; but also to demonstrate to anyone interested just what they are likely to be cooking up for a woman who has made herself quite fantastically unpopular in these islands, with an adventurous past.
Theres a very good article by that wonderful old bastard Taki in todays Spectator telling some home truths about celebrity litigation - or any litigation. Someone should send it to her.
Mom of Five. Todays word from Aunty is: Shitweasel
OOOPS Sorry wrong thread silly me shoudl be on Meghan and Harry....I dont suppose you can mov e it can you Admin - and after Ive been so disobliging [blushes]
. And who has been monarch throughout that time and overseen all that positive change? HM. 
Dee dee na na na
