Harry and Meghan #299 Spare The book that makes Twilight look like Tolstoy

[wibble]

Deprived of love as a boy? Another dig at the Queen

It's almost an admission of truth about his mother.... almost.

 

[Dobby Socks]

If the scandalous stories about to break are true, then maybe the “predictions” from “fortune tellers” will come true. Maybe it will all prove too much for KC and he will only rule for 5 years. Perhaps the throne won’t go to Wills and the “unexpected heir” will be Edward ? We’ve seen an awful lot of Sophie since the Queen died, and she did seem to be close to The Queen. Doesn’t appear to be much scandal in that branch of the family.

If I was the RF then I’d want as far away from this mess as possible.

Sorry completely off topic but I just got excited when I saw your name

 

[Professor Yaffle]

This isn t some kind of computer game...its real people how dare he include this ........

No you are wrong, no real people involved, it WAS Harry's computer game.


It was Dave's mission that Hazza was writing about.

 

[Suzesnooze]

@Anna2020 does he address the surrogacy rumours in the book please?
Also, other than the pregnancy tests and the birth stories, is there much about either of her actual pregnancies? Scans, baby kicking, etc?

No because all of that is reserved for Meg's book!

 

[struggs123]

It would really annoy Meghan & Harry

Nah they'd capitalise off it and make more money I expect. They'd say we were scared to say as it would feed further into stereotypes etc.

 

[Vanelope]

Yes, you are right. The other thing I was thinking is that in the excerpts from his book posted here, he mentions that she was overdue and so she was induced. Inductions are a planned, medical procedure . They can take some time. Pessaries may need to be administered and they need time to get to work. Patients need to be monitored. Drips may be needed as part of the process. Waters may need to be broken. This might all of happened for all I know, but he seems to give the impression that they just turned up at the hospital, she was induced and then she was straight into the bath. It just doesn't ring true.

I was induced and in hospital 3 days

 

[Concerto]

Thinking further about this. She has an induction, and an epidural , then gives birth and then is sitting at home 2 hours later. Would this be Frogmore cottage ? How long does it take to get from the Portland Hospital to Windsor ?

 

[LadyMuck]

Surprised Victoria Hervey isn't very anti the book.

I agree. But she's a staunch defender of PA

 

[Suzesnooze]

So which word did he use most in the book?
Mummy, Willy or leaks/leak/leaking?

Willy definitely has the most. 'Press' beats 'leaks/leak/leaking'!

 

[HaloGirl]

Being a yacht girl is a security risk?? I mean, I guess it could be, but not on the Taliban scale surely?

That part was in relation to Lady Muck’s post. She had posted the Stephen Colbert video where Harry talked about the 25 comment.
Being a yacht girl wouldn’t be on the Taliban scale of security!

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Oh no . I expected it at some point after Hazza’s revelations but…..

Hope he's proud of himself

 

[LadyMuck]

Lost beyond Pluto

 

[coconochanel]

TK Maxx are liars they have a sale every January after Christmas!

 

[iLoveNectarines]

She indeed did not. Anyone on Twitter, please check out the Baby Nurse video from today detailing why Smegs 100% lied about “giving birth” at the Portland.

On the great Harry’s Grey Suit account @hrrysgreysuit

Can you possibly post here for those without twitter?

 

[WestSideIsDaBest]

As I say a trader offered me this car. He was asking too much even with the Harry tax.
Although, hoovering the carpets might have reaped some rewards

Not sure if you could fit a second hand sofa in the back, even if you fold the seats down.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Mrsoh]

If no one is doing a new thread I will?

 

[Dooley Doo]

Stephen Colbert asks "Would you like a cocktail before we begin?" and Harry enthusiastically responds

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When I read the DM article above about the disgruntled Colbert audience there was some other headlines. One said that H drank Tequila on the show. Not sure if it's true.

 

[toninottony]

My question would be why, if it's in TB's book and "legally locked down", as he assured DW last night, it's never been picked up on or published by anyone before to my knowledge?

Could have been sealed documents that could only be released after a certain date

 

[ChaoticArtist]

He writes only about night when they went to Royal Albert Hall, but later there is no mention of suicide, depresion or that she went to therapy after they fled.

All of this - Sparry and his Ho's story - sounds like an episode of Crime Patrol - an Indian TV show about crime, based on true stories. They highlight social evils or the kind of evil that might be lurking in your neighbour's mind, or your uncle, or your mom, or you sister. And a similar show Laal Ishq about crimes people commit in the name of love. So a lot of stories about adultery, other cheating, abuse of all kinds, murders etc committed for people to achieve their goals.

They show in quite vivid detail how one person manipulates the other, the inherent personality disorders that come up when one is thwarted, how low people can fall to get what they want. And how willing they can be to get rid of the person that they wreaked such havoc for when they get bored or the whole thing becomes inconvenient.

I haven't seen a lot of these shows - just a couple of episodes here and there when someone had it on in office or mum doesn't bother to change the channel, but I can totally see Smegs and Sparry in a dingy room egging each other on and driving each other absolutely crazy. And everyone around them suffers.