Harry and Meghan #299 Spare The book that makes Twilight look like Tolstoy

[Evangelina]

Fighting with the stork?
Crawling deeper into the mulberry bush?
etc.

He was aware that his name will be Archie.
That's enough reason to boycott birth, he tried to win time, in the hope they will chose a different name.

 

[KINGAA]

On that day, the family lost a beloved family member. Life would change in many ways, but in many ways would go on as usual.m,
Charles was now King, a whole new life, responsibilities. Camilla would be Queen , something she never wanted. William was now POW with responsibility for the Duchy of Cornwall.
No wonder they wanted to be on their own. And the last thing they need was a “what’s in it for me” whinging brat.

Not just that, they probably knew at that point they could no longer trust Harry. He had done Oprah, podcasts etc. They knew everything they would of talked about which would probably be their roles immediately changing would be repeated eventually by Harry

 

[Chita]

So which word did he use most in the book?
Mummy, Willy or leaks/leak/leaking?

 

[DarnIt]

These people are currently pretty young. They're at a stage in life where they're glamorous for the press, and their children are too young to know what dicks they are. Their lies are too recent to have all come out in the wash. But it won't age well. People who constantly go through life lying and using people can only get away with it for so long. They rely on their victims feeling like no one will believe them, but when they have so many victims with the same story over and over again, people can't help but realise that THEY are abusers and liars. People like this end up hated by their children who they screwed up, and by their ex-spouses, and gossip follows them around. H&M have both already alienated their parents and siblings. They will end up sad and alone, even if it doesn't seem like it just yet. Another forty years of acting like this will let everyone see what they are.

Indeed, one of the things that challenges Harold is that Diana died when she was still young enough to be perpetually beautiful, glamorous & yet motherly enough for his early teens.

Wills already had a more complex relationship with her, more time in conversation, more content, more context so more integrated & his eventual acceptance of her death has allowed him to have mature adult ‘motherly’ relationships with both CaroleM & Camilla. Wills found his own way forward, no doubt he had some help along the way but he has gotten there.

 

[wibble]

The Human Dynamo...

 

[EnoughAlready]

But why did he think he should have gone with them?

Let’s be honest at this point it’s safe to say he doesn’t have a clue about most things in life, probably his own ego, he has never been able to fully and completely accept that he wasn’t the heir, in his own high as a kite head he was on the same footing as William and wanted to be part of everything, the rules didn’t apply to him and didn’t really accept the pecking order, even more so when Megz had been in his ear about it. I can’t imagine how hard it was to have to deal with losing your mum whilst simultaneously going through the protocol of becoming king, with tit for brains there is stirring his wooden spoon and worrying about that ticking time bomb! Edited as no idea why my posts are posting all jumbled I’m not pissed honest.

 

[peradetlic]

Didn't see this posted, so thanks to original poster in friendly reddit sub...

 

[givepeasachance]

Dan Wootton on GB News:

Is Harry an embarrassment to Britain?

Harry's ex lover is on at 10.20. Has something to reveal apparently

 

[neroli]

I wonder if Archie was overdue because he was hoping for different parents

He had to negotiate a book deal with his in-utero writer

 

[Chancey Belle]

What the hell is a gurgle of recognition?

I think the common man calls it a fart and in a toddlers world.....a fart and a full nappy with a mischievous grin.

 

[LadyMuck]

Why did he thank Invisibeth and Archificial for letting him be absent?

Whats that all about?

Probably the same as Doria thanked M for her absence....of 10 years

 

[wibble]

"Maguire! You are not the PE teacher. Now get back on the bus."

 

[Anna2020]

So which word did he use most in the book?
Mummy, Willy or leaks/leak/leaking?

MEG
430 times

 

[givepeasachance]

Breathe and breathe and breathe and breathe.




If only Hazza was even half the man of Major Jonny T.

I feel quite sick to see Harry and Major Johnnys names in the same sentence

We all know Johnny was Queenie's favourite!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Jeez look at that expression I wouldn’t know whether he was about to cry or launch into a rage, and all over a necklace. Calm down Harold.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I am dying for the day the day this folie à deux blows up and both of them go nuclear. She’s a manipulative narcissist of the first order, Harry the nasty is pretty damned cruel and has a trap he can’t shut. As we all know types like this when they turn on a spouse can be practically and sometimes literally murderous. After seeing the level of revenge they’ve meted out to the Royal Family and anyone who they believe threatens their narrative, what lengths would they go to get custody and keep or claim the filthy lucre. Harry’s daily weed habit, legal or not, might certainly be an issue as for his ability to care for children’s safety and his clap back on M’s own substance use and Doria’s backstory might come in handy in a court for starters!

Imagine the degree of hatred they could have for each other should the ‘perfect marriage made in heaven’ turn to custard. Think on the “my truth” post-split stories these idiots would feed the tabloids. Imagine if M manages to con a hapless Tyler P into rescuing her and rushes into his adoring arms! I mean there’s Aitch dashing about trans Atlantic changing their story with alacrity, making her look every day more like a show pony and manipulator than we’ve already seen and she could take his absence as a chance to helicopter down to see Lili’s godfather, or entertain new suitors. He would explode if she put it about or left him. I’d put money on the claw needing another man to go to before she leaves though.
I say bring it on!

Surely all of that - which I agree with - is just playing into the hands of making the flatpacks wards of court and then their grandparents, ie KC being awarded custody?

(KC probs doesnt need Ikea furniture, but it would be a convenient outcome!)

 

[Vanelope]

My friend had a similar 'birth' to Smegeen. One week overdue, induced and epidural. Unlike Smegeen my friend had a bruised arm and the back of her hand was bruised from a cannula.

I didn't notice any marks on Smegs arm or hand in the photo with the white dress when she and Harry brought out the 'baby' to show the handpicked press.

Yes! I forgot about the cannula with the epidural, I was really bruised. Two hours is not what happened. There are so many stupid mistakes in this.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

That didn't take long. The book is circulating on social media for free already

 

[LadyMuck]

Gb news. H so intent in muzzling Britain's free press that he's now denying his own words and blaming the Fourth Estate instead

 

[Diagnosis123]

Harry receives a palm reading live on air