Harry and Meghan #299 Spare The book that makes Twilight look like Tolstoy

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For @Anna2020
An award for your services above the call of duty.
You read the shite so we didn't have to and you brought the contents of it here for everyone to discuss.


 
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They have the clearance section in my local store. They sell everything off for like 50p. There are some bargains but it’s usually not stuff you could go in with £200 and come out with an sort of outfit you’d want to been seen in
Have you seen his suits
 
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Just wanna know if Willy bumped his head on the 'dolls house ceiling' during this altercation. He's much taller than H after all.
 
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Why is Harry saying that Henry VI is his great x6 grandad, when Henry VI's only child famously died childless. Isn't that what started the wars of the roses
 
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Perhaps... Tom Bower should have called his book Spare, and Hazno his Revenge? Just a thought.
 
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Breaking news on gb news. Terror isis video urges fresh attacks on Western targets including London.
i wouldn't worry too much about ISIS as they're a CIA invention, same as Anonymous. also, by name, their thing is unleashing hell in Syria and Iraq.
 
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May I also say re the epidurals, it was SO effective that I hadn’t even known that I was catheterised until it wore off many hours later. But even then, it was a wee bit of Bambi time on the pins until all feeling returned.
god I must have been catheterised to and didn't know it until now!
 
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From OK magazine about Colbert's segment with Richard Cranium being pre-taped. Apparently, show attendees were not happy, but these comments in the article were funny!
"F*** Prince Harry," an eyewitness source recalled multiple people yelling as they exited the Ed Sullivan theater in New York City, where the CBS show is taped.

"It wasn't worth waiting an hour in the cold for [Harry]," a woman who traveled from far away to see the red-headed royal in the flesh reportedly declared. "Who needs Prince Harry anyway?"
 
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This is the weirdest part of the book for me
They are in Tyler Perry house.
In the front hall was a painting he (Archie) found especially interesting.
He started every day locked on to it. A scene from ancient Rome. We asked each other why. No clue.
Not long after those first steps Archie went marching up to his favorite painting in the front hall.
He stared at it, made a gurgle of recognition. Meg leaned in for a closer look.
She noticed, for the first time, a nameplate on the frame.
Goddess of the hunt. Diana.
 
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Why he keeps winging about being the Spare is beyond me. The Queen was essentially a spare was she not? She was 3rd in line to thrown at one point and only became Queen as her Fathers brother abdicated?
 
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Hear! Hear!
 
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Of course he (and the royals keep private/historical diaries) but me thinks omid was the ghost writer and meg the narrator embellishing it for effect. This is Hazza's version of finding freedom.

At least its done, until we get the Meg diaries published. I can already imagine it...


'I collapsed, I sobbed, I fell to the ground, I was enveloped in tears, drowning in the depths of my torment, until i heard the singing and sweet comforting sound of cluckclicking ...dolphins, Flipper leading the pod, was here to rescue me...'

Chapter 102

"There is only one true Princess of Wales, and that is you Meghan" said the voice from the blue box, it was the golden lock of Diana, speaking to me. I swept away the old, sweet urine endrenched pregnancy test sticks, and held Diana to my heart, I cried...but now it was tears of joy.'
 
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What the hell is a gurgle of recognition?
 
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What were options 2 and 4?
 
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Yet Chris Ship reporting on the evening news that Hazno received a warm reception and support from the JC audience - as if he doesn't know by now it was fake. ITV = Fake News. I wonder how much more is misrepresented in the news.
 
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