Harry and Meghan #208 Is there no beginning to their talents?

[Cassandra333]

One of my favourite titles so far by the incredibly talented @Chita And you also got the most popular post hun. Very well done.

Last thread's poll showed that most of us, don't care about whether it was Judas and Jezebel in Wyoming.

It's very hot.
There was lots of discussion over the Wyoming photo's. Were they photoshopped? Why couldn't you see smegs face? Etc.
Harry's book was put back again. Rumours that the ghost writer had quit. (Wonder why?)
We talked a lot about clothes, good and bad.
Rumour that there will be a vow renewal ceremony. We agreed that it was the sign that a marriage is about to break up
Harry is throwing his dummy out of the pram in the British Courts. We hope he has to pay the court costs.
Smeg seems to be separating herself from her Prince. What's afoot, we wonder?
Rumours that they are both using drugs and alcohol. Alcohol probably not a rumour because they seem to drink a lot of it.
Harry to give keynote speech to the UN Assembley. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, SNORT, HA HA HA HA HA
#PrinceHarryIsRacist is/was trending on Twitter. Then Twitter stopped letting people post it. Hmm
#MeghanMarkleisaLiar was also trending. Then Twitter went down. Coincidence?
We then saw the Tom Bowers book had a publication day. We went wild with excitment and our joy could not be contained.
It was Tattle's 4th birthday and we all got party hats.
We had fun making up verses for smegs second attempt at a book
More rubbish about BuggerUp. Harry is like the Organ Grinders monkey. Is that racist? And does Organ Grinder have a different meaning today? Well it would fit smeg anyway so we'll keep it.
Great cartoons and memes as always. The creativity in these threads is incredible. So many talented posters. Thank you all.
Thanks to @JAR21 and @mardymare for their work which is much appreciated.

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Harry and Meghan #207 One Ice Cream Sandwich short of a Picnic

Title by @DanDanTheIceCreamMan Thanks to @ChastityDingle and @Sea for helping me find it. 😘 Although we still detest the harkles, we're also getting bored. Photo's in Wyoming, please see poll. Can't think of anything else. Previous thread...

tattle.life

 

[VC10]

Hahahahaaaaa, the best title ever!!

 

[MeInMidAmerica]

I have searched Amazon US up and down…using authors name, title, etc. It is really strange.

 

[VC10]

A brief resume for us all , and for the sugars looking in as well , as well as ol " balloon features" ( if the loons still ' employed' by them , that is...) to make them foam at the mouth, rock to-and-fro, etc

 

[Cassandra333]

I have searched Amazon US up and down…using authors name, title, etc. It is really strange.

I saw on another site that American's were buying it from Amazon UK. If you're getting a kindle download, then I can't see it being any different.
Also they're saying it's cheaper at the Book Depositary??? I don't know that company, I'm not sure I've even spelt it correctly.

A brief resume for us all , and for the sugars looking in as well , as well as ol " balloon features" ( if the loons still ' employed' by them , that is...) to make them foam at the mouth, rock to-and-fro, etc

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I love that sign. But it should say POP 2 and ELEV Depths of Hell.

 

[jonathanlynch]

The thread title is *chefs kiss*.

 

[D. A.]

He, as always, looks a demented prick.

 

[VC10]

He, as always, looks a demented prick.

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bleeping hell

Lolzzzzzz


It's like the blind leading the blind

 

[Nuttynana]

He, as always, looks a demented prick.

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Well duck me sideways. He's got a full syrup again cretinous, creepy, carping, cuntfaced cringe.

Bosseye and bollock chops ride again!

 

[blahblahboring]

He looks like such a buffoon!!!

He, as always, looks a demented prick.

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[MeInMidAmerica]

I saw on another site that American's were buying it from Amazon UK. If you're getting a kindle download, then I can't see it being any different.
Also they're saying it's cheaper at the Book Depositary??? I don't know that company, I'm not sure I've even spelt it correctly.


I love that sign. But it should say POP 2 and ELEV Depths of Hell.

That’s a great idea! Yes, kindle should be the same. Thank you.

But my suspicious mind is wandering…maybe it’s just wishful thinking. But are their lawyers holding up the release in the US because they have found a loophole in our laws? If so, then there is at least something in that book that they are trying hard to suppress where they can.

 

[Shemakesmemad]

Well duck me sideways. He's got a full syrup again cretinous, creepy, carping, cuntfaced cringe

I used to work with a guy who used to spray those hair fibre things into his receding hair but it seriously just used to look like he had a magnet on his head that had attracted a load of filaments to it. I reckon H is doing that too. Head like a Brillo pad!

Brilliant title! Great to see another new thread

I’ve ordered THE book on kindle but seriously debating getting a hard copy for posterity, this book could bring about an historic moment

 

[Churchill's Ghost]

I agree with @Chita as I bow to my Bezos overlord. In addition to what she noted, Amazon also kept people fed and clothed during the pandemic and gives small businesses a global platform. I have a socialist niece (who, ironically, works an entry level job well below her education level because her husband earns a huge salary working for a billionaire) who witches that there shouldn’t be billionaires like Bezos. Ok, well then YOU invent a platform that revolutionizes commerce.

Anyhoo, I find the phrase “poison in his blood” very apt. I think that Megz feeds him a steady stream of pharmaceuticals and bile. If life in the RF is so horrid, how come all of the other “spares“ are able to thrive within it.

Look at all the gossip Sarah Chatto and David Armstrong-Jones endured - with their parents acrimonious marriage and constant public cheating and rarely around, Or Zara and Peter Phillips and finding out their father had another daughter in Australia not much younger than them. I don’t know if they have a relationship with her, but they are definitely close to their half sister from their father’s second marriage. They clearly love their imperfect parents and have made peace with their circumstances.

As we have pointed out before - W&C had Camilla’s granddaughter as a bridesmaid ELEVEN years ago! Can there be any clearer message of acceptance? C&C have now been married longer than Charles and Diana were.

In some respects (and not speaking to clinical depression) happiness is a choice. We all know people who grew up in the most horrific of circumstances, who choose to not let that define them and choose to life joyously. Just in this group, we have people who grew up in real poverty and neglect who have not let that define their lives. My own father grew up with a mentally ill mother who was incapable of loving anyone, and yet he was the most generous, gregarious man you could imagine.

My patience is just razor thin with these overindulged brats.

 

[Chita]

Thanks for the thread.

And thankyou all for voting for my title.

For those asking about the Book Depository, I have had loads shipped from the US to the UK via amazon and Abe books and they have never let me down.
So I'm sure they are just as good shipping to people in their own country.

And yes as @Churchill's Ghost said, amazon also allows small businesses to reach customers who would never visit their actual shop because they don't live in their area.

So is Harry's book delayed or not?
I'm getting confused.

 

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and the awesome title

He, as always, looks a demented prick.

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Transform?


Is that gurning monstrosity supposed to be the "Before" pic or the post-Transformation one?


Either way, a village looks like it's missing its idiot.

 

[Cassandra333]

Back in pre Internet days, I bought all my books at Waterstones. Obviously pre ebook days. There was a particular American Romance author that I loved and Waterstones would ship her books in for me. (At huge cost!)

So when Amazon started, I wanted to keep the faith with Waterstones. But if I ordered off their website, it could take a month/six weeks for them to deliver the book. A book which I could get off Amazon, the next day.

I was infuriated that they hadn't done better in the online category. They just seemed to ignore online shopping. So off to Amazon I went. Then we got ebooks and that was even better.

I only use Ebooks for fiction, for everything else I buy actual books.

I have absolutely no idea why I'm waffling on. But to stay on topic, haz and smeg are cunts.

 

[VC10]

These companies like amazon ( who are a godsend for millions of infirm people and people who live in outlying areas or on the Islands of Great Britain ) employ a lot of people who pay P.A.Y.E. and then once paid, pay their rent or mortgages etc and also spend their wages in their local area . They also do pay tax on their business, the warehouse buildings local council rates, their electricity and gas bills , employ maintainance staff, and many many delivery drivers all in vans ( paying the VAT tax on petrol or diesel each time they are filled up) & the insurance business for companies ( taxed as well) and the Road Tax , that have been bought and are being paid for ( and serviced and maintained, tyres etc at local businesses) .
I know they get a bad press but that's mainly political , in my opinion.
Ebay is the same ; it's kept The Royal Mail and all its staff in lots and lots of work, and the same applies, etc

 

[Xales]

If I remember years ago with hair plugs you weren't meant to sleep on them when new or you could damage them. I would imagine a baseball cap would be along the same lines?

 

[ChastityDingle]

I saw on another site that American's were buying it from Amazon UK. If you're getting a kindle download, then I can't see it being any different.
Also they're saying it's cheaper at the Book Depositary??? I don't know that company, I'm not sure I've even spelt it correctly.


I love that sign. But it should say POP 2 and ELEV Depths of Hell.

Book Depository belongs to Amazon. They sometimes have books a bit cheaper although I haven't checked re this particular one.

Brilliant summary and thanks for new thread @Cassandra333
I love the title @Chita - it sums up what everyone except H&M and their devoted followers know. They are talentless and workshy.

Looking forward to reading some extracts from The Book tomorrow and Sunday.

 

[Chita]

@ChastityDingle
he's not outside the window in this one, but he is juggling.
This one is from back when she was doing that 40/40 failure...