Harry and Meghan #206 Preachy Pwife and the Pbrained Prince

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This us all a ploy to get out of the Netflix contract or rather 'jump before they're pushed'.

They employed the same tactics with Spotify over Joe Rogan.
Netflix and Spotify should release statements saying ‘recollections may vary’
 
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From Daily Star

"Meghan is cheering him on on the sidelines, helping create this perfect LA life for him to justify what he’s given up in the UK. But something doesn’t seem to sit right. Harry looks unhappy......".

Proudly wearing Mucho's Luv.U.4.Eva Necklace Made From Cuban Coffee Beans Excreted By Civet Cats, Brave Melancholy Stoat Broods Alone in a Shed at Polo, Weeping for his Forbidden Love

Photo: Mishan Nooonooo-Harryman FRCS, OB-Gyn, Ear, Nose Throat, STD.
 
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???

He can't tell Netflix what to do! The others just brushed it aside, it's a drama loosely based on events
 
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This Whip. Is his name seriously Pincher?

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He can't tell Netflix what to do! The others just brushed it aside, it's a drama loosely based on events
He was happy enough to watch it in the past (h or so he said to Corden) for that very reason!
 
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and Harry should stay away from boats.
 
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Same here.

I wrote my Godchild out of my Will because they never said thank you for for gifts [expensive.] I gave them a few chances but decided they didn't appreciate them or me, so I stopped gifting and wrote them out of my Will.
Feck 'em.
Didn't really like them anyway.
Blood may be thicker than water but that doesn't mean we have to put up with ingrates and feckers just because we share some DNA.
 
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Same. Agreed.
 
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Unless you believe men in dresses are women and women can have a penis then I'm sure you'll be fine
Women don’t have penises. There I’ve said it. Now can we all get on with it? Lol.

@Cassandra333 please feel better. I applaud your thread starting skills. What is a little oopsie, when you give so much to us, and do so much for our section of the Forum? It’s nuthin. Basically a typo in the grand scheme of things. I’m afraid to set foot in the gender thread. I’m too opinionated about Dicks & penises. If you’ve a twig and Berrys - you’re a male. NOT a woman, unless you’ve gone and had them lobbed off surgically I guess.
while Harry is a dick, and Meghan does keep his balls in a purse, those 2 at least, still have to use the original loos assigned at birth.
 
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Netify and Spotflix have got the blight.
Caught it from the Harkles.
Bloody serves them right.
 
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Unless you believe men in dresses are women and women can have a penis then I'm sure you'll be fine
Very ot, but Ricky Gervais rant Super Nature is superb.
On topic, don't see how William could ever trust the scrote again.
 
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This one's for @Nuttynana.. you've always said she's got them Nutty and you were right xxx don't be down, well get there in the end.

"Meghan Markle's 'debilitating' hidden Embarrassing complaint she was hospitalised with!
The Duchess sought high -pressure jets to help!

JULY 05, 2022 - 15:18 BSTMELANIE MACLEOD
Meghan Markle is a beacon of Californian wellness, but the Duchess of Sussex hasn't always been on top of her health game, having previously spoken about Crab Infestations so bad she had to go to the hospital.
On one tragic occasion the Crabs themselves transported Minge to A&E.
This episode will feature in the hotly-anticipated Netflix Series "Send In The Clowns".

SEE: Minge / crabs

"I used to have debilitating fungicide-resistant Crabs (hospitalised for them)," she told the "Wall Street Journal" and "The Financial Times".... Luckily forPrince Harry he is plagued with them too... how cute is that!! Awww!!! She found a cure that works for her and Haitch! Pressure STEAMING, a la Goop. The A-list actress and HRH Prince reportedly undergo daily high blasts of near-boiling steam together for their crippling Royal Crabs, as recommended by dear friend and fellow Hollywood A-List Actress Gwynnie."
Note: This treatment can lead to difficulty and pain with walking, sitting and luurve activities.

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Agreed and they are all self serving, look at me bollocking,fucking, cretinous CUNTS.
 
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I LOVE your posts.

crippling Royal crabs [snigger]
luuurve activities [chortle]
 
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