She actually suits that hat, it’s THAT look that irritates me. It’s always the same look, as though she’s in a movie.Lol I realise what you meant now (silly me)x
Her hat reminds me of one of those old flying saucer sweets but she has an extra larger one cut in half and put on her head lol
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Bush baby eyes ,but all so fake
Exactly! It’s as if the director has just shouted “action”.
I’m sure in her head she thinks “time to give them all my adoring wife look” - AKA the ‘money shot’
Harry and Meghan are home in LA.
Harry:"megsie wegsie who are you facetiming? We need to get Archiedoll back from those pesky Russians "
Meghan: "my lovely new friend King Al Saud (blows kiss at screen) he's invited me to save the sand cats, ahhh they're so cute. I'm only going to save cute animals from now on"
Harry:"that reminds me Archie may be holed up with Merkel's cat. Still its character building stuff not seeing your parents. The experience will toughen him up. It did wonders for me"
Meghan: "I know Honey I've forgotten what my pappy looks like" (makes puppy eyes)
Harry conference calls Boris and Merkel
Merkel: "Fritz, Fritz where are you? mummy has some lovely big juicy sausages"
Harry:" okay yah so don't worry but Putin has Archie and Merkel's cat"
Merkel:"fritz cannot live on Russian sausages they are foul"
Boris: (coughs) "well I've forgotten how many children I have, losing one shouldn't be too much of a problem"
Harry (stamps foot) "if you don't reinstate my security I'll scream"
Boris:"steady on old chap I'm calling Putin now"
Harry:" what are you doing now Megsie Wegsie?"
Meghan: "I'm busy trolling Kate and buying shoes"
Putin:"greetings comrades. How can I help your puny little country?"
Boris :"look here old sport we need Archiedoll returned"
Putin:" Prince Archie is safe and well entertaining my troops"
Harry: "he's NOT a Prince"
Putin: "NOT a prince (calls to aide) put him in the stable with the cat"
Call ends abruptly.
Harry:"well that went well....I think? I'm going to hire Greta as our head of security. She's got more balls than the rest of them, she'll know how to save Archie"
To be continued.....
Harry:"megsie wegsie who are you facetiming? We need to get Archiedoll back from those pesky Russians "
Meghan: "my lovely new friend King Al Saud (blows kiss at screen) he's invited me to save the sand cats, ahhh they're so cute. I'm only going to save cute animals from now on"
Harry:"that reminds me Archie may be holed up with Merkel's cat. Still its character building stuff not seeing your parents. The experience will toughen him up. It did wonders for me"
Meghan: "I know Honey I've forgotten what my pappy looks like" (makes puppy eyes)
Harry conference calls Boris and Merkel
Merkel: "Fritz, Fritz where are you? mummy has some lovely big juicy sausages"
Harry:" okay yah so don't worry but Putin has Archie and Merkel's cat"
Merkel:"fritz cannot live on Russian sausages they are foul"
Boris: (coughs) "well I've forgotten how many children I have, losing one shouldn't be too much of a problem"
Harry (stamps foot) "if you don't reinstate my security I'll scream"
Boris:"steady on old chap I'm calling Putin now"
Harry:" what are you doing now Megsie Wegsie?"
Meghan: "I'm busy trolling Kate and buying shoes"
Putin:"greetings comrades. How can I help your puny little country?"
Boris :"look here old sport we need Archiedoll returned"
Putin:" Prince Archie is safe and well entertaining my troops"
Harry: "he's NOT a Prince"
Putin: "NOT a prince (calls to aide) put him in the stable with the cat"
Call ends abruptly.
Harry:"well that went well....I think? I'm going to hire Greta as our head of security. She's got more balls than the rest of them, she'll know how to save Archie"
To be continued.....
Who thinks Trudeau warned them he was about to close the borders? Insider info.
I don't think they planned to flit to LA so soon but Trudeau closing the borders forced their hand.
I don't think they planned to flit to LA so soon but Trudeau closing the borders forced their hand.
I think Meghan went straight to LA after the commonwealth service, and that JM had already taken Archie there, while they were both in the uk, doing the farewell thing. Reports from Vancouver were already stating that all the privacy screens had been removed by then.
I've never seen her look smart and tidy, her hair is a bloody mess on 99% of photos, even on her wedding day it looked shocking
BIB, agree - not planning as such, more that it's his first/gut reaction, coming from inner emotions rather than any sort of logic.
( Like mum)
Teenagerish. They do say that you can, without help, get stuck at the age when you suffered a trauma. Sad.
Final installment
Harry rolls a spliff and calls Greta
Harry:"hey Greta wassup babes?"
Greta:"arse faced oxygen thief I spit herring at you"
Harry:"look babes I need your help Archiedoll has been kidnapped by Putin"
Greta:"why should I care cocksucker. How many animals have you saved today?"
Harry:" we got another 3 dogs from the shelter yesterday. How many have we got now Megsie?
Meghan:"about 12 I think. This one matches my new shoes and handbag. He'll look great in photos"(takes selfie).
Harry:" I've stolen Trumps batteries and he's floating in the pool now.... listen"
Trump:"it's a beautiful thing..... its a beautiful thing..."
Greta:"okay I will travel to Russia on the back of a humpback whale and will kick cocksucker Putin in the balls. I should be back by Xmas."
Call ends
Meghan :"I'm gonna get my new doggie a diamond collar and a pair of little Laboutins. The other one will have a Givenchy coat, sunglasses and an emerald tiara. What do you think H?
Harry:"woohoo we won't have to worry about Archie til Xmas, we can just pretend that we are protecting him from the paps."
Meghan:"we'll dress up one of the dogs, nobody will know the difference hun"
Harry rolls a spliff and calls Greta
Harry:"hey Greta wassup babes?"
Greta:"arse faced oxygen thief I spit herring at you"
Harry:"look babes I need your help Archiedoll has been kidnapped by Putin"
Greta:"why should I care cocksucker. How many animals have you saved today?"
Harry:" we got another 3 dogs from the shelter yesterday. How many have we got now Megsie?
Meghan:"about 12 I think. This one matches my new shoes and handbag. He'll look great in photos"(takes selfie).
Harry:" I've stolen Trumps batteries and he's floating in the pool now.... listen"
Trump:"it's a beautiful thing..... its a beautiful thing..."
Greta:"okay I will travel to Russia on the back of a humpback whale and will kick cocksucker Putin in the balls. I should be back by Xmas."
Call ends
Meghan :"I'm gonna get my new doggie a diamond collar and a pair of little Laboutins. The other one will have a Givenchy coat, sunglasses and an emerald tiara. What do you think H?
Harry:"woohoo we won't have to worry about Archie til Xmas, we can just pretend that we are protecting him from the paps."
Meghan:"we'll dress up one of the dogs, nobody will know the difference hun"
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They shouldn’t have had to though
Selfish git
Selfish git
This from CDAN:So Donald Trump has just tweeted that the USA will not be paying for their security
For the time being there are about ten-fifteen Secret Service agents who were pulled from bank crimes and other investigations to help protect the former actress and her celebrity husband. The number will probably go down as the rotation process for their permanent security can begin again. Currently that team is frozen in place and won't be able to do their normal two week rotations back home. Also supplementing are county law enforcement personnel. The US is picking up the bill for about 70% of the $20K a day cost which will go higher once everyone starts moving around again.
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I agree and the clothes she wears never suit her. She is either tied up like a sack of spuds or wearing stuff that is so tight it shows off her underwear.
Penny, could you start the new thread. I can't because I'm not impartial. xShameless Attention Seeking From The Irrelevant Sussexes In A Time Of Crisis
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President Trump has announced (on twitter) that the US will not be paying for their security and they must pay themselves 
Buggered if I know howPenny, could you start the new thread. I can't because I'm not impartial. x
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