Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

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Kittypops

Maybe it's just that the imagination-free zone that is No.6 and wife have nothing left to surprise us with?

I'm pretty sure that any one of us here, even before breakfast, could come up with something funny for them to do. They really are a boring couple.

P.s. Love to @Mairag for your boy's honorary membership into the esteemed @Nuttynana GT Squad
 
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KuntyChopsMcghee

I've had to have a bit of a purge from social media and the news this last week, it's all too soul destroying. As if the world hasn't suffered enough this last couple of years.

I dip in to these threads as they are one of the few places where you can call out shit for what it is without being tarred with the 'ist' brush that gets flung about so easily these days. And I must say that I have developed a fondness of the familiarity you find here with the regular faces and individuality that many of you bring.

As for the Kunts, I'm also utterly bored of them. I can't think of anyone more pointless to the world than these 2. They have nothing of value to add to our lives and certainly don't have an iota of entertainment value. However, credit where it's due to The Smarkles, none of us would have crossed this path if these 2 fuckwits hadn't met and pissed us all off.
 
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freda19

I think the queen called a family meeting to unearth the culprit.

Anne: Listen mummy, all I said was I hope your crotch goblins have nice caramel skin and aren't ginger like you and yer ma.

Andrew: Yah, well I told him that black is very fashionable and trendy at the moment so not to worry if it popped out rather darkish.

Edward: Well I couldn't give a shit what their sprogs look like and I hate to be a snitch but I heard Pappa Phil say it was about time we bred out the ginger gene and got some strong hard working slave genes.

Charles: I simply likened their baby making to gardening where you graft a different colour rose cutting onto a boring rose bush to get a more 'exotic' colour.


 
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Cinnamon.girl

Thank you for your summary Mardy you must be very patient! Nothing seems to be happening with the Harkles so I'm not posting, just lurking for a bit and keeping tabs on stuff.
As other posters have commented, these two are boring and only wind me up in defence of our Monarchy. H&M Are sour, stale, seedy and have a lot to answer for. Would it be a step too far to suggest that Minge's and Noballs's support for imbecile senile Biden helped him get in? Helped create the chaotic climate that lets this evil thrive? I don't believe that this would be happening if Trump was president. Fwiw I always thought the vote was rigged. Whatever, H&M cause trouble wherever they go and are a force for negativity and destruction .
 
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Kittypops

Wouldn't it be great if ALL the Royal family released an statement to say:

"Yes, we each asked if their baby was to be of colour, when both parents claim to be caucasian"
 
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freda19

Yeah, same here. I was gonna make an airport announcement a few days ago when I was struggling in general with world events and these two cunts screaming for attention through megaphone scoobie, but I know that if I bid a flowery (temporary) farewell then sure as shit the montyshithole muppets will toss a grenade and try to stir some more shit and I'll be back in like Flynn battering my keyboard.
 
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Kezzle

I was that bored I went to look at the Katie Price threads, where I saw a few familiar posters yourself included!
 
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Kittypops

You hold the key @freda19!

Do your airport announcement and the cunts will surely follow with some shite stunt to draw you back!

Do it!Do it! Do it!
 
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WordSalad

But we're all on tenterhooks to find out who said the waycist fing about their baaaybee aren't we. Aren't we? Anyone? (Can't find a tumbleweed emoji).
 
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freda19

Kezzle said:
I was that bored I went to look at the Katie Price threads, where I saw a few familiar posters yourself included!
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Yeah, I got picked on in there. You know me Kez, always the voice of reason and calm.
But I've been put on ignore, allegedly, so all is well.

Kittypops said:
You hold the key @freda19!

Do your airport announcement and the cunts will surely follow with some shite stunt to draw you back!

Do it!Do it! Do it!
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YOU are naughty!
I doubt they'll make any big announcements while the evacuations are on their last legs, but the utterly riveting scoobie epilogue is due out on tuesday so we can expert more leakages on that to be getting on with.
Also, her uncle Sleepy Joe is taking a battering so that must be a hard pill for her to swallow.
I'm still astonished at Trumpy being banned from twitter but the bastard Taliban account being just fucking fine and dandy. It was one of the things that alerted me as to the power of social media groups during elections. Your life in their hands and your thought twisted to suit their agenda.
 
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Kittypops

So, if Smegatron is eye balling the Whitehouse and all, surely, she has to come out with something meaningful right now?

Oi Megs, we know you read here, what you going to do and say?
If nothing, what you got in your $billion campaign, fuck face?
 
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Kezzle

@freda19 yeah I bailed out after I saw that as couldn't figure out what the problem was! They don't seem overly welcome to newcomers I know there have been a long standing threads but recent events was bound to attract new followers. I will probably still dip in and out though. There are a lot of similarities in KPs behavior and Smegs and also with Jack Monroe who's threads I also used to follow
 
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Onthehop

WordSalad said:
But we're all on tenterhooks to find out who said the waycist fing about their baaaybee aren't we. Aren't we? Anyone? (Can't find a tumbleweed emoji).
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I don’t think anything waycist was ever said about their baby. All made up for Oprah.
 
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Cinnamon.girl

WordSalad said:
But we're all on tenterhooks to find out who said the waycist fing about their baaaybee aren't we. Aren't we? Anyone? (Can't find a tumbleweed emoji).
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I think this supposed racist comment is a load of rubbish. If anyone said it, it was Noballs with his juvenile sense of humour - didn't he admit saying it a while ago? He'll have sniggered about it to Minge, who scented a racist PR opportunity, carefully guarded her horried little lie and then used it when the time was right in Porker for maximum damage.

All the stand-ins and dolls used in videos and pap shots have been clearly Caucasian, like their "Caucasian model" mother and rebel redhead Apache pilot prince father, and look nothing like Farch's maternal convict gran Dritto. The Dearborn in particular was blindingly white and rosy, although disappointingly unresponsive to Noballs's pounding of the Start button on its arm to get it to burp or whatever for the press.

Yet they're still whining about the colour of the doll / photoshop / Gavin 's skin. Trying to pin a racist comment on a RF member, who didn't say it anyway but if they had said it they were in reality commenting on the likely colour of the skin of a prosthesis. Maybe some clever Tattler might know what colour babies prostheses normally produce?

Further excitement is added by the tittilating snippet that the guilty RF member is aged between 50 and 100. The internet is fizzing with speculation. Not. But they didn't say it, sneaky Noballs did. You couldn't make it up.
My heretic views only, tin hat on etc.
 
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Miscanthus

Kittypops said:
Wouldn't it be great if ALL the Royal family released an statement to say:

"Yes, we each asked if their baby was to be of colour, when both parents claim to be caucasian"
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An " I am Spartacus " moment! Genius!
 
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diamandismarie

But they always have been less important. I think it's one of those things where a lifelong celeb, in this case Harry, has hated the downsides of his position in life and complains endlessly BUT at the same time truly can't function without fame. Can't blame him really, it's all he knows... :-/
The obsession with bdays/special occasions is so juvenile, are there even many other celebs who do this? Have Ellen or an Obama or a Beatle ever done this? A truly huge celeb with dedicated followers would draw no attention to such dates, their fans would do it for them. Look into kpop stars and the astonishing lengths their psychotic fans go to, like at ordinary concerts they donate huge amts of cash and bags of rice to charities, then the wealthier ones pitch in for obscene gifts on their fave stars' bdays, like renting out a times square marquee or a billboard. Obviously that's extreme example but the point is the performers don't do a thing, the fans track the dates & organize on their own.
I can see him doing this for fun though, just stirring shit up or to hype himself.
I'd normally be pretty wary of the Thomases + Samantha using Smegz to make $$ but considering how she's treated them, I give em a pass
Haz & the wife would make excellent Thenardiers!
Is this a thing? Reverse-editing, or undoing or untranslating... I'd love to get in on that
 
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D. A.

Whilst I have been very grateful to find tattle & you great, like minded people, I had a little gripe;

I keep seeing knob noses mine included
 
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Fredsnail

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