Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

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Insania, Peter Andre
Give,give,give me more, more, more, The Wonder Stuff
if I only had a brain, Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz)
 
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Here's what I think happened. Someone(probably a York) innocently said something like
" OH MY GOD Hazza, your babies with meg will be gorgeous. Hopefully none of them will have your ginger genes".
So it was more gingerist than racist.
Whatever was said, the baby was never going to be black or even tanned.
 
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That was probably them, via Shiny Shite.
 
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You're in love with a Psycho - Kasabian
Busy doing nothing - Bing Crosby
 
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I bet he's regretting it too. If you think about it, it's actually very difficult to write an accurate memoir of your life (unless you are one of those rare people who keeps a diary everyday).

I would struggle to remember loads of stuff and can't even remember what happened a few weeks ago sometimes That's why I don't really like autobiographical works because memory can play tricks on all of us and they are always subjective.

It will be interesting to see if the 'alleged racism' is covered in the book. If Hazno really wants to play with fire he'll sling the accusation at William based on the fact that William warned him not to marry Smeg.

I wonder what he'll say about the pregnancies no doubt that will be glossed over. My guess is no lovely pictures of the family with the kids will be included.

I doubt that the Sentebale charity will ever see the 1.5 million pledged from his book sales because it's going to be a huge flop. The newspapers will pick up on anything remotely juicy and print extracts so nobody will have to buy it
 
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Coming to a remainder bin near you shortly....
 
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Hairy's song: Sometimes I feel like a Motherless Child
mrs. six: Money makes the world go around (from Cabaret)
 
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This is great news! I'm in NY, just 55 minutes from Broadway (wasn't that an old song?) bring the bitch here to my stomping ground and I'll Stomp her ass! I'll make it my business to detract and disrupt and drop kick the cunt. (I'd love to kick her skanky butt through all 5 Boroughs and the nearby suburbs .) Anyone wanting to make the trip, bring a sleeping bag in case I run out of sofas! There's a pool in the back, and I'm a very good cook!

The 2021 Big Apple Road Trip to Kick the Ass of the Countess of Dumbarton is ON!

 
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I hope she takes the lead role, and struts onstage to "Walking On Landmines" by Cretina And The Waves (of Nausea). Hope the landmines are real stink bombs that blow her horsehair wig off and blast her false teeth into the orchestra pit. Miow.
 
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She looks as high as a kite, and probably is. She looks a complete mess , never seen a more un royal person as this. Declassé. Dear God what a fleck..n shambles.
 
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How exciting, you may have a load of Brits wanting to come out and stay

Mind you I live in London (when I'm not moonlighting as a Hamster) and I couldn't even be bothered to go and look at the Diana statue when I went to Kensington Gardens recently
 
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this looks like an Andy Warhol and could be worth millions. I've seen it in a Manhatten art gallery and it's entitled "Vacant HasBeen #6 With Baked Beans And Purple Aubergine # 3".

Here's what I think happened. Someone(probably a York) innocently said something like
" OH MY GOD Hazza, your babies with meg will be gorgeous. Hopefully none of them will have your ginger genes".
So it was more gingerist than racist.
Didn't Noballs say recently that he himself had made a lighthearted comment about the colour of the baby? Or have I got that wrong?
 
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But didn't he say in the OW interview that he would never talk about it (the race thing and who said what)
 
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A song that's just come on the radio (Radio 6 Lammo fan here!)

Supergrass, In it for the Money
 
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