Harry and Meghan #125 Harry's being silly but where the hell is Lili?

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WordSalad

What on earth does he talk to them about? The man who's never had a job, socialising with self-made billionaires. What a joke. They're probably sick to death of the mummy stories/my howwid family/daddy cut me off whining and that's all he has to offer. He's probably on the scrounge. Gissa job/lend us ya jet/pay my water rates.
 
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LyraBalaqua

This is a man who got hood winked by Russian pranksters and who thought Chunga Changa was a place, what on Earth would he have to offer in a conversation
 
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Scotch Mist

LyraBalaqua said:
This is a man who got hood winked by Russian pranksters and who thought Chunga Changa was a place, what on Earth would he have to offer in a conversation
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It is quite baffling I agree. He probably has to keep looking things up on his phone because he doesn't know what they're talking about , while whingeing incessantly about being hounded on social media.

Meanwhile Smeggy is working the room trying to find people who will finance her political aspirations.
 
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Peachsquish

Must admit there are some similarities with Yosser Hughes
Both became unemployed whilst the tories were in power.
Both appear unkempt and unshaven.
Both have mental health issues
And there is a question over the paternity of children.

 
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ChipDex

Hazza's also lost the one thing (aside from the coffin walk) that I bet he used to throw at them all the time to get what he wanted - his popularity. He's heading to Andrew levels right now and the RF must be very aware of how much he's loathed.

The Firm should give him absolutely nothing he can manipulate against them or use to promote his status any further.

If he throws tantrums, then so bloody what? Appeasing him just gets more of it so tell him to bog right off. He's lost his advantage. Do it right now while the public is firmly onside, and don't waste the opportunity.

ETA

Oh sh*t, Charles trod on Hazza

Prince Charles steps in cow pat at Great Yorkshire Show

Prince Charles put his foot in it when he stepped in a cow pat while inspecting some cattle at the Great Yorkshire Show. The Prince of Wales was filmed wiping his shoe on the grass after treading in the dung. Anne Tully, from Devon, was judging the show and later revealed that she told the...
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catp

Colour me suspicious, but I'm not sure I believe that billionaires are flocking and fawning over no 6 and his wife.

Fluff PR for the "royal cosplayers "?

...or are they genuinely holding court as scintillating raconteurs with billionaires hanging off their every word?

It also sounds like playground games where someone says if you Hollywood A list aren't going to be my friend return our calls or fawn over us we're going to play with someone else so ner make-believe billionaires.

Might also be in response to the fact that Charles and William have been promoting the Earthshot Prize and genuinely talking to the world's richest. So the Jones' have to keep up.

Billionaires, particularly self-made ones, tend not to be naive pushovers. The ones I've met are extremely intelligent, hardworking to the point of obsession and a tiny bit ruthless. They are unlikely to be impressed by the dreary woke word salad, I think.

Of course, there's always the possibility that the duo are much more engaging and charming in real life than in their video's and the story is true? !
 
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SweetSummerChild

I’m not 100% sure of this and may in fact be pulling it out of my arse, but I seem to recall reading that they can’t remove 6 without removing his offspring. They would effectively prune that whole branch. It’s a shame for the sproglets (if indeed they exist or are actually entitled to be in the succession) but their parents shouldn’t have behaved like cunts. If the kids lose out it’s their parents fault.
 
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ChipDex

My personal opinion, but if you hold dual nationality with a country outside the Commonwealth, you shouldn't be in the LOS anyway.
 
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Nannyto2

I had to wear bottle green thick knickers with little legs to protect our modesty age 4-6 Then
It was full school uniform
Navy pinafore white blouse wooly cardi long white socks a tie Thick navy knickers plus Wooly tights in the winter boy did they itch
White blouse and a tie
Heavy brogue shoes
And this was just an ordinary school
Lucky we moved when I was 9 and I went to a school where you could wear anything as long as it was the school colour navy and white
Senior school was great anything could be worn within in reason

YeltsinsTank said:
It's the same feeling I get when I'm doing something that involves math.
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I still have nightmares about math lessons and I left school in 1972
Shivers even typing this
 
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Cinnamon.girl

You could be right that there are plans to remove the lot of them, which as you say would be great.
As the law stands, to be in the line of succession a child has to be born of the body of the Minge. Like all other Royal births, its very simple and the rules are simple. Farch wasn't and it wasn't witnessed or signed off by any doctors present at the birth, which was shrouded in secrecy because it was fraudulent. They are stuck with that and nothing can change it. Same with Lil. The child being biologically theirs isn't enough, Fantom Farch cannot be a Prince when Charles ascends the Throne, nor Lil who has the same problems of her provenance as her ghostly brother. No titles.

Gormless but crafty NoBalls knows all this but has been sent on a blackmail mission by his handler who is determined and always has been for titles for herself, her dodgy mother and her dodgy offspring. They're using Lil's absence from the succession list to provoke the RF into agreeing to a christening at Windsor. This would legitimise her instantly, a shortcut bypassing the proof protocol of royal births. It's a cunning move but against the law.

Titles would be a permanent link to the Royal Family = MONEY INDEFINITELY. This and the prestige is what it's all about. The RF have a limited window of time to throw out the brazen attempt by these parasites to embed themselves forever in their family like tapeworms, and I hope they are aware of the dangers behind this seemingly simple family request for a christening. It's the ultimate Trojan horse.

Post added to one above, got tacked on by mistake
I think that either option would be extremely dangerous for the Royal Family, and that they should give this as wide a berth as possible. They should resist all attempts to legitimise either of these cuckoos until all the facts are out in the open, proved, and on the table for all to see.

YeltsinsTank said:
I saw this on twitter and I had forgotten about it. Another book Megz might be getting ideas from.

Amazon product

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Someone said Diana might be one.
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Chelsea Clinton's another one who's altered her face beyond recognition. Isn't she the daughter of Hillary's business partner of old? Chelsea's the splitting image of her dad.

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NineTails20

Blind Item #1

I told you years ago the alliterate one was dealing with the streaming company. The question is whether she lied to her husband the whole ti...
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Apologies if this was posted before, but didn't the DM have a story about this a few days ago?
 
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wisebutwild

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freda19

Murphy Brown said:
Oh I adore how you call people bubba!! And thank you for my mushy.
Are you from NZ?
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Not quite.




I disagree.
Nothing.
Not a sausage.
No connection to the royal lifestyle for the child born abroad and with questionable royal blood.
Her parents made their choice and can't try to STILL cherry pick the royal preferences and steal privileges as if they were on board with the real royals.
They can dip her in St Montyshithole in the jaccuzi with all the celeb users gathered to watch.
 
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kittenattack

At this previous mention of James Mason, I have to post a picture cos he's gorgeous

He always played baddies and I'm sure he'd have sorted out The Hag promptly, by putting her over his knee for a damn good spanking before putting her in her place and bringing her to heel. She'd have been as meek as a lamb.

 
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