Wife Swap. ( take yer fingers off the report button ....or hubby swap, whateverNo, the baby’s name will be Euphemia after MY grandmother
“Married At First Sight” cause we all know that was her plan as soon as she set eyes on him, just like a sniper!
Yah, With Uncle Elton and David Furnish.
Hazza can have Elton, who can barely walk the length of himself these days. It will do hal good pushing a wheel chair and toileting someone while listening to dearest mummy's Candle in the Wind being sung to him endlessly while he weeps in a corner of the chicken coop. Though Haz will need to remember which bathroom he stashes Elton in for his ablutions (see, I can be polite.)or the old geezer could be stranded in there for days. Till Pablo finds him obviously #freepablo
Smeggy can have David. She likes a big manly gay arm to dangle off, like a thingummy bangle, doesn't she Markus? And he talks Murican, so she'll be like a pig in shit sharing good ole stories of life on the harsh streets of Beverly Hills and Rodeo Drive.