Wouldn't it be funny if they had no staff in the monty
tit hole because they weren't paying their wages.
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It would be deserted, like The Overlook Hotel in The Shining, with hazza rattling around skipping from bathroom to bathroom to get away from smeggy's droning complaints and Doria making him do the Locust and Cobra yoga poses when all he wants is a 3 litre bottle of Strongbow, a family pack of Cheese n Onion crisps and a couple of hours on the X box shooting little brown people from a chopper.
Ah yes ....The Shining and Choppers ... inspiration ...
I actually had blood dripping from the axe but it seemed a bit ghoulish all things considered. So I wiped the blood off.