Harry and Meghan #101 Her face is the only thing with more revisions than Finding Freedom!

[Glaschelle]

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I mean really. Which sofa was that red thing supposed to cover?

If you spend over a grand to look like you bought tit of Very.com theres a problem.

The blue??? If that's handmade lace, fair enough. But it ain't, I could knock that up for hundreds with access to online fabric shops...and spending hundreds learning how to make a dress.

As for the last one how does that amount of material cost £98 945, Is it human skin from the Egyptian Queen Cleopatra?

"This cost close to Hundred Grand so before I buy it ere's £50 to tell me. Do i look like a tit draped in fabric used to wrap the Egyptian Mummies?"
"Yes"
"Thanks. I'll get an actual dress made of normal stuff then"

head she is.

FFS you can get a long sleeved stripey top out of primark for £3.50

I've got 3 theories

1 - she employed the world's worst stylist who couldn't pick out a nice outfit if she tried

2 - she pissed off her stylist and the stylist dressed her in the worst outfits ever as revenge

3 - the stylist was conducting an "emperor's new clothes type experiment" dressing her in hideous clothes to see who mentions them

No matter which what, cringe obviously has zero self awareness and can't see what the rest of the world sees!!!

 

[Bastille]

FFS you can get a long sleeved stripey top out of primark for £3.50

I've got 3 theories

1 - she employed the world's worst stylist who couldn't pick out a nice outfit if she tried

2 - she pissed off her stylist and the stylist dressed her in the worst outfits ever as revenge

3 - the stylist was conducting an "emperor's new clothes type experiment" dressing her in hideous clothes to see who mentions them

No matter which what, cringe obviously has zero self awareness and can't see what the rest of the world sees!!!

Option 4 - You want people to hate the extravagance of the monarchy, so you spend obscene amounts of OUR money on disgusting tit, that you flaunt..

I stand by my belief. These Two want to abolish the Monarchy, by making us hate the institution. They are deliberately shoving a bad taste down our throats in the hope we'll scream "duck it, get rid of 'em all'

And you can just imagine all the staff at Kensington Palace who couldn't abide her, saying yes you look lovely Your Highness - and when laughing out loud when she was out of earshot

But they didn't. They were advising her not to spend so much and to make better choices. To improve her likeability and avoid causing offense.

 

[Margo_Channing]

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I mean really. Which sofa was that red thing supposed to cover?

If you spend over a grand to look like you bought tit of Very.com theres a problem.

The blue??? If that's handmade lace, fair enough. But it ain't, I could knock that up for hundreds with access to online fabric shops...and spending hundreds learning how to make a dress.

As for the last one how does that amount of material cost £98 945, Is it human skin from the Egyptian Queen Cleopatra?

"This cost close to Hundred Grand so before I buy it ere's £50 to tell me. Do i look like a tit draped in fabric used to wrap the Egyptian Mummies?"
"Yes"
"Thanks. I'll get an actual dress made of normal stuff then"

head she is.

And then we have Kate who wears a £70 dress from Zara from like 6 years ago. Meghan could never

 

[cayenne35]

FFS you can get a long sleeved stripey top out of primark for £3.50

I've got 3 theories

1 - she employed the world's worst stylist who couldn't pick out a nice outfit if she tried

2 - she pissed off her stylist and the stylist dressed her in the worst outfits ever as revenge

3 - the stylist was conducting an "emperor's new clothes type experiment" dressing her in hideous clothes to see who mentions them

No matter which what, cringe obviously has zero self awareness and can't see what the rest of the world sees!!!

I think she just has bad taste and won’t take advice from stylists. But 2 is very likely. Also she’s such a nightmare to work for, no one has any real motivation to make the effort and just goes along with whatever she likes.

 

[Bastille]

And then we have Kate who wears a £70 dress from Zara from like 6 years ago. Meghan could never

Anne was mocked for recycling tit

Eurgh

 

[VC10]

look at her legs, literally as far apart as her skirt will let them
she is such a mutant

She looks like shes got rickets.
No stance whatsoever to her.....

 

[Bastille]

Couldn’t go braless for 4 months after starting breastfeeding. Milk EVERYWHERE

That dress would be rubbing against her sore nipples as well. Unless she's been wrapped in bandages that would be agony for a 'nursing' mother.

 

[freda19]

That's better. Gotta let 'em know who wears the trousers and who is just a big fanny.

 

[Bastille]

Sheeit. She looks quite good in his clothes.

 

[freda19]

Nah way. You're leaking milk at that point and your tits are increasing/decreasing in size every few hours. Unless....

.... bitty ?

 

[Bastille]

.... bitty ?

Your avatar makes that so much worse!!

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I was having a nosey on the military forum about the Harkles earlier and came across a quote about Hazza that made me roar and a meme that sums up Smeggy perfectly - see attached. They certainly have the measure of H&M on that forum and they’re not backwards in coming forwards about it either!

 

[Bastille]

I found that site through this place. It's fecking brilliant!!

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Here is another rather amusing Smeggy meme that someone posted on Twitter yesterday. The Harkles really have become the butt of everyone’s jokes, haven’t they?!

 

[Margo_Channing]

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I admire the royal women when they wear something more than once also with Kate as she often shops high street, so if people want to copy they can as its often affordable

 

[Bastille]

This convo came up on Youtube just now.

Medical staff would surely want to be associated with a royal birth. Mothers would pay more if they knew that you were involved with a Royal birth. If I knew I was delivering a royal baby I would google and KNOW that I was supposed to sign off on an announcement. The palace delivers the announcement to be signed to the hospital.

How much would you have to pay ObGyn staff to NOT promote themselves as having delivered a royal baby? Why would any medical practitioner NOT want to improve their earning potential? Nobody is accepting the praise of knowing as a witness that she delivered because they didn't.

An NDA would have to be signed beforehand giving you time to realise it was possibly treasonous/fraudulant/unethical career ending and not worth the jail time. Nobody is admitting to delivering Meghans baby cause Meghan didn't deliver one. You can't deny being part of what never happened. You wouldn't be silent about a birth that you witnessed if people suggested you were part of reputation/ career ending fraud...not unless you were paid lots of cash.

I had doubts about the surrogacy theory. But they just went gone.......

 

[HadBax]

The black one is particularly bad. Green Goblin probably the worst of all though.

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Grim.

That too tight black monstrosity really needed a sign plastered across it that said “Caution! Contents under pressure.”

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I mean really. Which sofa was that red thing supposed to cover?

If you spend over a grand to look like you bought tit of Very.com theres a problem.

The blue??? If that's handmade lace, fair enough. But it ain't, I could knock that up for hundreds with access to online fabric shops...and spending hundreds learning how to make a dress.

As for the last one how does that amount of material cost £98 945, Is it human skin from the Egyptian Queen Cleopatra?

"This cost close to Hundred Grand so before I buy it ere's £50 to tell me. Do i look like a tit draped in fabric used to wrap the Egyptian Mummies?"
"Yes"
"Thanks. I'll get an actual dress made of normal stuff then"

head she is.

She looks like the Hamburglar in that middle outfit.

That's better. Gotta let 'em know who wears the trousers and who is just a big fanny.

She looks just like Scooby in H’s suit!

 

[YgritteSnow]

The black one is particularly bad. Green Goblin probably the worst of all though.

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Grim.

Fat as duck here. Every seam was straining, even though the dress had been altered to try and disguise her porkiness. The back fat was particularly vile that day. And with her face so fat, why do the most unflattering hair scraped back look? Was the wig specialist not on duty that night?

 

[Kotare]

The black one is particularly bad. Green Goblin probably the worst of all though.

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Grim.

PWBW hasn’t managed to understand the importance of appropriate and well-fitted undergarments has she. The GG swan song dress was the worst for her inappropriate realtionship with the strapless bra.
Nobody ever told her I guess

 

[Sasa44]

Maybe Jessica Mulroney Is secretly sabotaging her. Or perhaps even as a foil for her husband’s political career launch.