Hannah Witton

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How did Chat GPT get it so right?! 🤣💀

I’m surprised she posted this, it’s painfully accurate.
 
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How much do we think she bought her flat for? It was a while ago, so I can't imagine over 400K? Especially if its slightly east London area. Did anyone ever find it on Right Move when it was up for sale?
New to this thread but I think they're actually in north London. The park she took Rowan to for messy play is Priory Park in Hornsey. So they're probably around there. It's got the same paddling pool/cafe building that was in the background of her video
 
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That ChatGPT had me crying laughing! I would not have posted that. Even AI thinks she's a desperate try hard
 
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The trouble is, now she's quit the sex ed business, the new thing about coaching and mentoring is never going to be more than pocket money compared to what she's earning influencing... but she hasn't got anything to influence about anymore, just like 99% of them, so it's "lots of people are enjoying the soap thing, better keep it going", "take lots of quirky selfies and talk about books, haven't got anything else to show". I've always quite liked Hannah - even when she was doing sex ed properly, with a work ethic unknown for a YouTuber, it was still a pretty cushy job but she was consistent and regular and she cared and now... now I'm on the "she could be so much better, I liked her when she used to care" thing.
 
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It's crazy she had an entire personal focused and business model with her YouTube channel and podcast but completely threw it away to do cringey micro-influencing.

I don't think she was ever going to get many more younger people via the sex ed stuff because she's so painfully uncool, but she had a good opportunity to gracefully age into a lifestyle sort of influencer focusing around motherhood or even keeping your sex life spicy as you become a parent.

I just don't get what she is doing it's like a weird in between of wanting to be an influencer and Youtuber but also not. Truly do not understand what her niche or business plan is.

She's the same age as Charli XCX also so it's not like you can't be cool among the youth as an mid-millennial but she's just painfully out of it.
 
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I constantly have to go back to her video/newsletter explaining why she decided to shift from sex-ed to coaching + micro-influencing and I still don't get it. Wanting to shift from output to input mode? Unfortunately, when you work for yourself, usually customers only pay for output. Tying that to how her "business" makes (basically) no money, which led to her not being able to get a mortgage recently. IDK how the shift to coaching YouTubers is, as @replace32titles said, going to generate anything more than pocket change. She's not a big enough YouTuber to really be able to charge that much for her coaching services.

She had a brand before, she was getting sponsorships, and now it feels like she doesn't have direction.
 
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I love colour but her fashion sense is just tragic. And don’t get me started on the flat, she’s made it look like a neon coloured childcare centre … why?!

Good luck attracting buyers when they want to sell it. I can see why she needs the sunglasses, it’s bloody blinding in there! 😂
 
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I love colour but her fashion sense is just tragic. And don’t get me started on the flat, she’s made it look like a neon coloured childcare centre … why?!

Good luck attracting buyers when they want to sell it. I can see why she needs the sunglasses, it’s bloody blinding in there! 😂
I am on my knees begging her to get a stylist
 
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Hell will freeze over first - she genuinely thinks she looks good, it’s wild.

I could forgive the acid trip colour explosion if she’d at least wear clothes that flatter her figure. Those ill-fitting shorts are criminal.
 

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