Hannah Witton

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The colours are absolutely horrific. The flat looks like a mid 00s CBBC studio set.
 
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I like that the wall is yellow, far better than the usual array of greiges, but this yellow is not it. It's got too much of a green hint in it and it just looks acidic. I'm going to blame that on the camera and assume it's nicer in real life because I couldn't live with that particular shade and I can't fathom how Hannah and particularly Dan can.
 
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I lived in Wood Green for a few years and it’s horrible, I’m genuinely shocked that she lives there! I clearly don’t pay enough attention to the background of her vlogs 😂

I’d say Crouch End or Muswell Hill is more her vibe, so I’m guessing she lives on the outskirts of Wood Green close to one of those. Didn’t someone here say they saw her in Hornsey recently? I could see her living more Hornsey way. That’s basically walking distance from Muswell Hill, Ally Pally etc.
 
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I lived in Wood Green for a few years and it’s horrible, I’m genuinely shocked that she lives there! I clearly don’t pay enough attention to the background of her vlogs 😂

I’d say Crouch End or Muswell Hill is more her vibe, so I’m guessing she lives on the outskirts of Wood Green close to one of those. Didn’t someone here say they saw her in Hornsey recently? I could see her living more Hornsey way. That’s basically walking distance from Muswell Hill, Ally Pally etc.
Nope. Right in Wood Green.
 
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Well colour me shocked, ANOTHER cringeworthy reel with her tongue hanging out.

Just stop Hannah, it ain’t cute.
 
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the flat would look much more cohesive if the colours she used had the same undertone. leaning into mid century with more of an india / pink toned yellow with the orange storage and blue couch would be infinitely better. at least she's not raising a sad beige baby i guess

i lived in wood green for ... two days lol. visiting unis and it was the nearest travelodge to my friend in islington. the town centre and tube were very conviently placed at least 😅
 
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I thought that too.. she is borderline overweight. Might be a bit overweight?
 
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Her bust definitely makes her look bigger but she’s not very slim. She’s well covered and her bum/thighs are curvy.
 
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Yeah very slim is a stretch...she definitely has a curvy lower body. Thighs and hips baby. But i think she has a small waist, just hidden because of her larger chest
 
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I thought that too.. she is borderline overweight. Might be a bit overweight?
She’d be overweight by the BMI scale for sure. Which to be fair is a crappy measure.

But she said herself she’s gained a bunch of weight since stopping breastfeeding … so I don’t know why she’s calling herself ‘very slim’.

She’s very short and very curvy/stocky with huge boobs.
 
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Her boobs probably hold a ton of her weight tbf. She looks fairly "small boned" but probably overall carries more weight on her than she should for her size. If her boobs were normal sized but everything else was the same she'd definitely be a tad overweight.
 
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