How much do we think she bought her flat for? It was a while ago, so I can't imagine over 400K? Especially if its slightly east London area. Did anyone ever find it on Right Move when it was up for sale?
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Is it just me or were all her swimming costumes she tried on awful?!
I don't even think the one she picked fits her right... She needs a serious style intervention as she's in great shape but all her clothes seem to be deliberately unflattering and in the wrong shades.
I don't even think the one she picked fits her right... She needs a serious style intervention as she's in great shape but all her clothes seem to be deliberately unflattering and in the wrong shades.
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Hannah has a lovely figure but she’s short and just doesn’t dress right for her shape. Shes curvy and it’s very easy to look frumpy.
I really like the colour/pattern on her but the cut seems off, not sure if it's the wrong size or just not proportioned right for her body.
That being said, how many of us can actually pull off a swimwear selfie that we'd put on the internet? They are notoriously awful to try on and find something that fits and doesn't make you feel like a string of sausages. I'm very flat chested so have the opposite struggle to Hannah, in that I need something small (or shaped) enough above the waist that I don't flash everyone when I bend forward, because I've no hope of filling anything out without padded assistance!
Perhaps a cutout-side one piece, or a backless one, so that it's still got that stomach support but does more to create a 'shape' on her. The one above doesn't have the characteristic ruching of a 'tummy control' one piece either, which I imagine she would prefer for entirely practical reasons.
Is it still a “postpartum body” if your child is 2? I thought that only described the immediate few months after? I mean I guess she is still postpartum but like. A while ago
(genuine question as I have no idea)
Heard a doula once say, postpartum is forever, as your body will never be the same as before.
She always goes for oranges and greens, floral and leaves patterns, very organic feeling colours. Unfortunately because of her skin tone and figure she just looks washed out and frumpy.
I think she'd look way better in more starker colours with a high contrast - whites and black. It'd make her look gorgeous and tan. More tailored fits would suit her figure too instead of the shapeless stuff she's so frequently wearing.
I think she'd look way better in more starker colours with a high contrast - whites and black. It'd make her look gorgeous and tan. More tailored fits would suit her figure too instead of the shapeless stuff she's so frequently wearing.
Also the ill-fitting crop tops do nothing for her
I used to really like Hannah's content and did actually prefer her lifestyle content to the sex ed stuff. But I think removing the sex ed element to her job has highlighted that she is as aimless as every other influencer out there. Like she's said herself she's not a fashion expert and yet we've had multiple videos of her talking about clothes. Just feels like without her focus as a "sex educator" she doesn't bring anything unique to the table.
Yeah she leads a normal, maybe even boring life. Which is absolutely fine. But she is grasping at straws finding aspects of her life to market as content on the internet. Having a small child makes it hard to create situations and hobbys that would be interesting to watch as a follower. The focus of her life on Rowan is obviously also fine and normal, but she needs to realise that she can't earn money like this anymore, but I don't think she is brave enough to be real with herself here.
I also think that influencing isn't focussed on the money only... I think she can't deal with the idea that she might have to do a job where she isn't the main focus of attention. And maaaaybe her youtube "fame" made it easier to deal with a husband who never seems interested in her.
I've said this in other threads. Basically all infleucners are, to a setting extent,narcissistic, they want to show their lives, get praise etc and sp to give it up is very hard
If I had to guess, moving away from sex ed content will be detrimental to her income going forward. I think she's mentioned it before, but having niche content means fewer but higher dollar brand deals and when you consider that her main source of income, I don't see moving away to be a great business decision, especially when you consider that she's trying to build profit levels to support getting a mortgage in the future.
I understand she's trying to pivot into lifestyle content and consulting other YouTubers but her lifestyle isn't that interesting, at least to me (no children) since I'm not really interested in listening to how she played board games with her husband who doesn't seem very into her, and her YouTube channel has been successful, but if I were looking for a consultant/mentor to hire to help me grow my YouTube channel, she's not someone I would think of. She's letting her more successful account rot at this point, makes no sense.
If I had to guess, she thinks she'll make more money post-pivot to lifestyle, but I just don't see it.
I understand she's trying to pivot into lifestyle content and consulting other YouTubers but her lifestyle isn't that interesting, at least to me (no children) since I'm not really interested in listening to how she played board games with her husband who doesn't seem very into her, and her YouTube channel has been successful, but if I were looking for a consultant/mentor to hire to help me grow my YouTube channel, she's not someone I would think of. She's letting her more successful account rot at this point, makes no sense.
If I had to guess, she thinks she'll make more money post-pivot to lifestyle, but I just don't see it.
Debatably 'fun' fact - when you are pregnant, the foetus releases cells with their genetic material that circulate throughout the mother's system and even cross the blood-brain barrier.
If you have ever given birth, it's likely you have more than one person's genetic information inside your cells. Childbirth never leaves you!
I really don't understand how maximising business profits over the next few years to be eligible for a decent mortgage and trying to get pregnant at the same time are at all possible. She's done several videos about how much maternity and returning part time tanked her profits.
Yeah I mean surely it would have made sense to shut down the hormone diaries / Hannah Witton after baby number two. Pregnancy content for better or worse gains tons of views and with her iliostomy that is also interesting. I think she jumped the gun a little too quick.
Anyone notice a slight aggression in her Vulnerability Porn post? It came across incredibly smug and judgemental. I also have an ostomy and would love to hear more of her experience with hers not because I love to be nosey or love morose content as she's suggesting. I just can't buy the fact that everything is hunky-dory and she has no struggles and life is a dream.
I think when we're going through something it can be isolating and it's normal to look for content to make us feel less alone. I'd never think 'oh this person is having a tit time, I'll watch that vlog' but I've watched TTC videos from all sorts of content creators whose other content I've got no interest in!
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Also her vlogs about her operation and recovery were really interesting to me as someone who doesn't have the same health issues. If something is informative then I don't think that's some kind of vulnerability porn situation. I'm not watching to see you have a difficult time, I'm watching to educate myself. Isn't that why she vlogged that experience and went on TV etc? To raise awareness.
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Also her vlogs about her operation and recovery were really interesting to me as someone who doesn't have the same health issues. If something is informative then I don't think that's some kind of vulnerability porn situation. I'm not watching to see you have a difficult time, I'm watching to educate myself. Isn't that why she vlogged that experience and went on TV etc? To raise awareness.
That reel just was just pure influencer entitlement. No one forces any influencer to make specific content. No one forces them to share struggles. They are all free to make any content they choose. And we are all free to choose what content we are interested in watching. No influencer is entitled to an audience or a well paid living off the back of that audience just because they are putting out content. If no one wants what you’re selling, you don’t go online and complain about it, you go and get another job.
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