Hannah Witton

[Tifastrife]

Random but I just saw her and the family out for dinner and I was like hmm wonder if she has a tattle thread. She actually looked great in person! However she had a face like thunder as did he, and she was swanning around while he tried to wrangle the toddler lol.
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Very slim ? I mean she’s short (as am I) so she can’t get away with much … but I would hardly describe her as very slim

Tbf she looked quite slim when I saw her today. She also had a tonne of makeup on so much for the new no makeup look

 

[Westeryonder21]

That is quite funny she was wearing makeup after saying she barely wears it anymore.

 

[mama.llama.drama]

Haha I love this intel … I must say her husband has always come across as though he’s not into her at all, the disinterest is palpable.

 

[squacksquack]

Trying to watch her new video but I’m so distracted by how fugly and ill-fitting hee top is. She really does go out of her way to find absolutely awful clothes.

 

[Beatrix]

Trying to watch her new video but I’m so distracted by how fugly and ill-fitting hee top is. She really does go out of her way to find absolutely awful clothes.

I honestly thought it was a joke! The thumbnail I totally read as being in relation to the top and that she'd mention it in the video... but she never did.

 

[storynerd]

I honestly thought it was a joke! The thumbnail I totally read as being in relation to the top and that she'd mention it in the video... but she never did.

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Honestly I wondered if the busting-open-the-buttons look was a play for more views. She's said many times in the past she gets a bump in views from any video referencing her boobs, presumably from sleazy men, and it's very front and center in the thumbnail!

 

[sippingthetea]

Honestly I wondered if the busting-open-the-buttons look was a play for more views. She's said many times in the past she gets a bump in views from any video referencing her boobs, presumably from sleazy men, and it's very front and center in the thumbnail!

I think it almost certainly is, especially given how she's milking the soap content...

 

[RosaGirl200]

She probably has the worst style out of a lot of YouTubers I watch. I actually think Melanie Murphy styles herself better and that's saying a lot everything Hannah wears just feels really outdated and frumpy, and ages her so much. I actually think she has a lovely figure and maybe she just needs to get some things tailored to fit her better (and also speaking as a fellow short, busty woman).

 

[sangariana]

She keeps posting about which reels go viral, which I guess is supposed to be an advert for her content consultant stuff. I don’t know how many people actually find that interesting though

 

[hollowcrown]

Everyone and their nan will decscribe something as "going viral" at this point

"Get the tiktok viral hand soap" and it's something I've never bleeping heard of

 

[mindlessness]

She probably has the worst style out of a lot of YouTubers I watch. I actually think Melanie Murphy styles herself better and that's saying a lot everything Hannah wears just feels really outdated and frumpy, and ages her so much. I actually think she has a lovely figure and maybe she just needs to get some things tailored to fit her better (and also speaking as a fellow short, busty woman).

Better fitting clothes would definitely help. Also a visit to Bravissimo for a bra fitting and some supportive bras.

 

[sippingthetea]

She keeps posting about which reels go viral, which I guess is supposed to be an advert for her content consultant stuff. I don’t know how many people actually find that interesting though

Imagine paying Hannah your hard-earned money to "consult" that the key to going ""viral"" is sexualizing yourself. Sigh.

 

[beaki167]

Hannah has been clearing out her wardrobe or building a new wardrobe for like 7 years on youtube, truly that makes no sense?

 

[Himbeerchen]

Hannah has been clearing out her wardrobe or building a new wardrobe for like 7 years on youtube, truly that makes no sense?

The shocking thing is that she clears out the clothes that actually flatter her like the orange dress with the collar and short sleeves. She looks cute in that and her terrible sports bra is hidden for once.

 

[eilidhh]

This video was just an excuse for her to be in her underwear on the internet again wasn't it

 

[ellyjelly2]

Wow that vlog! The amount of free tit they get sent yet she is still grifting for a new mattress and freebies from brands she likes, even though saying she can afford it! I detest the whole influencer industry. It’s sales.

 

[mama.llama.drama]

The shocking thing is that she clears out the clothes that actually flatter her like the orange dress with the collar and short sleeves. She looks cute in that and her terrible sports bra is hidden for once.

The orange dress is the only thing I’ve ever seen her wear that flatters her shape … and then she got rid of it?!

She has NO idea what looks good on her, it’s baffling.

 

[ellyjelly2]

She has zero taste in any aspect of her life.

 

[StrawberryBanana90]

She's just posted on her Insta that she is now a "coach" - I feel dumb but what does that mean? Is that a life coach?

Surely you're a coach in something? It just seems so vague.

 

[Tom_Nook]

I forgot I'd unfollowed because I didn't want to see her tongue. Does she have stars on her certificate though