Hannah Witton

[sangariana]

I find her tone and deliver quite condescending a lot of the time. Next she’ll be saying she didn’t have a choice in sharing her story about her illness when it was her choice all along, Hannah get mad about the people who want to see your child’s face, not the people who are just genuinely interested in your life including your illness.
And the follower that said “I’m so happy for you but please share bad times because it makes you more relatable.” Yeah I get it, I get the ick and I get jealous when it just feels like influencers have it all, because most of them do, and I get tricked by the highlight real nature of instagram. It’s normal to find it jarring j think.

If this is stemming from people asking her how to TTC is going for #2 then fine if she wants to draw back about it because it’s hard right now. But I will say Fleur de Force did share about her secondary infertility story here and there and that was quite moving to be honest. Seeing as Hannah keeps whinging about not making her financial goals through social media, I’m not sure telling people to back off is the best way to go but oh well!

 

[YellowLadybird]

Yeah I mean surely it would have made sense to shut down the hormone diaries / Hannah Witton after baby number two. Pregnancy content for better or worse gains tons of views and with her iliostomy that is also interesting. I think she jumped the gun a little too quick.

She's pregnant again? They don't seem to have enough space for another child, even if they do have the time/money.

I do remember her saying though that she was told to get childbirth 'out of the way' so that she could have either a bowel rejoining or permanent stoma - any further surgery risks infertility, so they don't like to do it before a woman has completed her family. Still, I hope this was planned and that she has the resources to be able to cope with the additional demands.

 

[storynerd]

She's pregnant again? They don't seem to have enough space for another child, even if they do have the time/money.

I do remember her saying though that she was told to get childbirth 'out of the way' so that she could have either a bowel rejoining or permanent stoma - any further surgery risks infertility, so they don't like to do it before a woman has completed her family. Still, I hope this was planned and that she has the resources to be able to cope with the additional demands.

They're trying for #2. Presumably because of the surgery risk as you've said - but definitely planned!

 

[9961]

Okay so I have thought this for a long time but I’m probably not going to articulate it very well…but after her new video I have to say something.
In her new tiktok strategy video, she talks about the people she worked with and how they’ve agreed that “overwhelmed parents” are one of her target audiences. And then not long after she is saying how she needs to replenish her money for baby number two etc. Now I understand people making “content” () hoping to reach parents to authentically talk about struggles and parenting life when it’s a natural thing and it’s done to open up discussions and find community. But I think there’s something really icky about targeting specific audiences and targeting content at them for monetary gain right from the start. I expect it from certain kinds of “influencers”, but Hannah I think likes to distinguish herself as somewhat “not like the other girls influencers” by being transparent about revenue streams and how she makes money. However given that she’s someone who regularly criticises and mentions the capitalist system, I find her incredibly hypocritical. We all live under capitalism and we all have to make money. But I think there’s something really sinister about the way social media people make money and also the way in which they seem to think they are entitled(?) to money based on what they do and put out there about themselves.
she thinks these videos are insightful and transparent, and they are. For me, they offer an insight into how manipulative and exploitative these people are.

 

[Millennial Pink]

Yes, it reminds me of how MLMs prey on single mothers. I understand Hannah's strategy to a point, but what is she going to be selling to them? When she spoke about sex education at least she had something meaningful to offer, what does she offer now? I don't think parents are going to want to watch a grown woman dance around in her living room in dungarees

 

[Mystery07]

The funniest things go viral, her phallic soap reel has 44 million views in 2 days

 

[Lola123]

In her latest video, she doesn’t declare the AD properly? Like not in the title or on the thumbnail? Come on Hannah!! You’re better than that but clearly she isn’t

 

[Daisymai]

How long is she going to go on about the fool soap?!

 

[whataboutit]

How long is she going to go on about the fool soap?!

Oh my god the overanalysing of the virality of the fool soap video is beyond cringe. No one but her is interested.

 

[emm]

How long is she going to go on about the fool soap?!

It's like the kind ot thing that I'd have found hilarious on a school trip at 13

 

[hollowcrown]

Oh my god the overanalysing of the virality of the fool soap video is beyond cringe. No one but her is interested.

1. She's an attractive woman
2. Men are horny
3. Horny Men will watch videos of attractive woman suggestively washing hands.

Not difficult to figure out.

 

[cheesemonger]

1. She's an attractive woman
2. Men are horny
3. Horny Men will watch videos of attractive woman suggestively washing hands.

Not difficult to figure out.

This is really mean but I wouldn’t say she is that attractive.

 

[storynerd]

This is really mean but I wouldn’t say she is that attractive.

she does have a big chest though, which for plenty of men is the same thing...

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

This is really mean but I wouldn’t say she is that attractive.

I have seen comments of extremely disgusting men articulating what they would love to „do“ with Hannah, , and it seemed like they felt themselves in good company to just spit that out in the comments section of a YT-video. So she has her… „admirerers“ for sure.

 

[cheesemonger]

she does have a big chest though, which for plenty of men is the same thing...

You couldn’t be anymore right!

 

[Sheffers92]

I thought everyone was being a bit mean about the reels and tongue sticking out but I've just seen her most recent and said "oh stop it with the tongue "

 

[Jam-sandwich]

I have seen comments of extremely disgusting men articulating what they would love to „do“ with Hannah, , and it seemed like they felt themselves in good company to just spit that out in the comments section of a YT-video. So she has her… „admirerers“ for sure.

I had the misfortune of seeing the NSFW Reddit page dedicated to her before she managed to get it taken down. It was absolutely horrific. I do sometimes think she doesn’t help herself when she does things like weighing her boobs for YT content, but the things these creeps were posting were absolutely NOT okay

 

[hollowcrown]

This is really mean but I wouldn’t say she is that attractive.

She's very pretty when she wants to be, honestly jaw dropping at times when she's being covered by a good photographer or magazine dolling her up, but she cannot dress or do her own makeup without looking terrible mismanaged.

I had the misfortune of seeing the NSFW Reddit page dedicated to her before she managed to get it taken down. It was absolutely horrific. I do sometimes think she doesn’t help herself when she does things like weighing her boobs for YT content, but the things these creeps were posting were absolutely NOT okay

I think every attractive girl who's a social media personality (especially with assets the size of Hannah's) is aware that they can play to a certain audience. She must be somewhat aware that she's flirting with those kind of people when she does content relating to her boobs (especially as a sex ed YouTuber). I don't think she realises the depths that some people will go to (eg. NSFW reddit communities of weirdos and creeps) but she must be aware that she can rack up additional views by doing suggestive or slightly NSFW/softcore things if she needs a cheap boost to her numbers in a certain month.

 

[The Yoko Ono of GY]

She's very pretty when she wants to be, honestly jaw dropping at times when she's being covered by a good photographer or magazine dolling her up, but she cannot dress or do her own makeup without looking terrible mismanaged.

I do find Hannah quite attractive. But under the circumstances you describe, couldn’t anyone look stunning? Dolled up and photographed by professionals.

 

[Jam-sandwich]

I think every attractive girl who's a social media personality (especially with assets the size of Hannah's) is aware that they can play to a certain audience. She must be somewhat aware that she's flirting with those kind of people when she does content relating to her boobs (especially as a sex ed YouTuber). I don't think she realises the depths that some people will go to (eg. NSFW reddit communities of weirdos and creeps) but she must be aware that she can rack up additional views by doing suggestive or slightly NSFW/softcore things if she needs a cheap boost to her numbers in a certain month.

I totally agree with you. I was trying to be cautious with my wording because I didn’t want to sound like I was victim-blaming - but you’ve basically said what was in my brain!