Hannah Martin

[Jade Mitzi]

It’s bizarre and a bit sad. She can’t actually dance either no rhythm, just looks so awkward

 

[Influencerh8er]

Her mouth irks me so much, can’t watch her vids because I’m just so distracted by her lips moving independently to her spoken words and those huge teeth chomping away, her tongue is too big for her mouth as well. This paired with the inane bullshit she spouts, constant ads, utter drivel and the slow baby voice to top it off- yes I can stand her

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

It wasn’t the selling for me, it’s the awkward dancing.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

What is going on with her? The girls trip/staged posts lately are embarrassing to watch. Is she trying to change direction?

 

[Jade Mitzi]

no idea on the husband thing, had no idea there was a problem there but she certainly looks like she is trying to claw in money out with her makeup artistry. They always get too greedy don't they.

 

[katz2022]

The dancing in those dresses was…something. She has no rhythm/coordination, when she edited it you could see how hard she was trying to flick her hips to the side. Mortified!

We get it, you love yourself. Just show the fucking dresses you don’t have to ‘dance’.

And to buy all four colour ways! Blows my mind. I’m guilty of buying maybe a t shirt that I like in different colours, but £100 dresses?

 

[katz2022]

It just such a shame - maybe trying to up her following / change the demographic to increase sales from ads?

they all seem to be flogging Gatineau at the moment (kat farmer, BB etc) wonder if it’s actually any good! lol

It’s not! Utter tripe.

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

Agreed. The constant and inappropriate showing of her kids online is far more relevant/significant. I had to stop following but poor Bo was frequently videod doing all sorts that should have been for family only. Hopefully that's changed now, maybe someone else can comment.

nope she’s still over exposed.
last week they were videoing in Bo’s bedroom whilst you could hear Bo in the shower in the background. I felt like it was such a breach of her privacy showing the world what her daughter’s bedroom looked like. I don’t understand, Hannah’s a smart girl but so thick when it comes to online safety of her children.

 

[LondonCalling272]

Just remember that her and ‘hubby’ are just a pair of happy clappers. Dull as dishwater trying to be funky. Trying to be down to earth and relatable with their truffle crisps and Simon’s parents helping them buy their current house.
Underneath the bouncy personality is a stroppy and bossy individual. In the past she used to get really short with Simon and the kids but they will have sought guidance from the Lord to sort out that.

She’s also a Caroline Hirons puppet. Anyone remember the Gwyneth Paltrow SPF situation a few years ago? Caroline was giving out on her stories that her industry colleagues were private messaging her in support but not posting on their feeds. Next thing Hannah is posting about it. She did the same thing only a couple of weeks ago. It’s like Hirons has some sort of hold over her or maybe she just wants to impress her but there is definitely a thing.
She can wiggle all she likes in her new slimness but Hannah is vanilla, but v. pretty!

I never understood the simping for Hirons. Ruth Crilly does it too

 

[katz2022]

There’s so many celebrities using it with what I wouldn’t call a massive BMI, so there must be a route for celebrities and influencers

 

[Loobloo]

Absolutely. One of them smug idiots where you eventually find out the husband was having an affair.

Absolutely! They seem insufferable. The whole family.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

Same with Yepoda

she is obviously trying to get in on the presenting hustle

 

[RB42]

Oh Lordy - I didn’t think she could get anymore cringe! But along came the Gatineau ad this evening!! I want the old Hannah back!!

 

[ophelia1990]

I said ages ago this new LOOK AT ME persona screams divorce imminent. She absolutely loves herself at the moment.

 

[RB42]

I’ve stopped following her, it was just too cringe and not loving the constant ads. Instagram is basically the new QVC!

 

[Pippa2]

I meant is she in a friend group now where everyone else is divorced and going out all the time, she used to be in a church friend group.
Not that she can’t be in both, but seems to have changed.

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

That’s what annoys me about Instagram. They all copy each other thinking they look good and it’s on trend but they look like badly dressed sheep with no mind of their own. The outfit is the worst thing I’ve ever seen her wear and to think she was styled 🫣

 

[Loobloo]

Me too. I’m more surprised that she seems to be able to do other people’s makeup really beautifully but when it comes to her own she hugely overdoes the bronzer and draws an extra half centimetre onto her lips.

Haha. When she starts with the bronzer on her forehead, it makes me wince!

 

[Pippa2]

Is that a new ring being flashed in the second orange dress reel?
New house, a lot of spending all of a sudden

 

[thatinstalife22]

There’s so many celebrities using it with what I wouldn’t call a massive BMI, so there must be a route for celebrities and influencers

There must be. Emily Norris is clearly on it too as is Flavia Stuttgen.