Hannah Martin

[Loobloo]

It’s extremely obvious too when they all start talking about how amazing the same product is at the same time. If I was in any way tempted to try Gatineau golden glow it went out the window with the sheer relentlessness of that influencer campaign. Anyone with a belly button was raving about it

Same as the No.7 "Pro Range". Never seen any of these instahuns use No.7 then all of a sudden its everywhere.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

I can't take anybody seriously, who is in their forties and never had a McDonalds breakfast. Wtf?!

I could eat one right now!

 

[Ontheball]

Smoddster, schmoddy, Schmodd

 

[Pippa2]

I’m gonna do the same, it’s no longer makeup application tips & just hard selling
Tired of being sold stuff

 

[BaggyBertha]

Her makeup looks always seem to have a heavily bronzed forehead, lots of lower lash mascara and overlined lips. These are all make up looks I dislike.

She bronzes her huge forehead to make it look shorter.
You could play five aside footy on it to be fair!

 

[Ontheball]

Yeah I mean I doubt she’s had fillers, she just overdraws her lips, but she’s oddly touchy about it. Verrry sensitive to criticism! I’ve put my finger on what bothers me about her face which is that her smiles look so uncertain; it’s like her mouth is smiling and her eyes aren’t. Go to her grid and you’ll see what I mean.

That's probably the Botox stopping her face from smiling fully, she's said she had Botox before so I don't know why she's offended by the idea of having had lip filler

 

[LondonCalling272]

Definitely a huge change in behaviour and content over last month… no likey

Do you think it’s anything to do with her husband being away a lot? Maybe I’m wrong but the change in content seems to have started around then

 

[Whatnow21]

Does anyone know why she's been going go the hospital this week/ what her wound is all about?

 

[Stillwater]

Looks like Botox to me. She looks a lot harder faced than she used to. Longer hair, kicked that weird comb over she always used to do.

 

[Stillwater]

It had aye.

 

[MagicalMysteryTour]

Me too! I was waiting for a big reveal and….nada. I thought her hairdresser said they were taking her super blonde?!

 

[Elegant Tits]

I wondered too. I assumed I’d missed what she said it was.

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

What’s with the weird dancing around and doing that thing with her hands when she’s showing off an outfit obsession? She looks like she’s trying to look cool or something when she’s really just so vanilla.

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

Why is Hannah in hospital?

 

[Loobloo]

She bronzes her huge forehead to make it look shorter.
You could play five aside footy on it to be fair!

She'd benefit from a fringe enormously!

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

I’ve unfollowed. I was getting whiplash from all the cringing

 

[Loobloo]

Her husband makes me feel sick too

Same here. They're insufferable

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

They met at boarding school.

 

[ophelia1990]

The dancing in those dresses was…something. She has no rhythm/coordination, when she edited it you could see how hard she was trying to flick her hips to the side. Mortified!

We get it, you love yourself. Just show the fucking dresses you don’t have to ‘dance’.

 

[hme1]

No it’s the bloomin beauty advent calendars .. that time of year every post mentions them or fear of missing out