Hannah Martin

[BaggyBertha]

Her voice drives me mad.
Calling her daughter Bo bo all the time grates on me too
She’s a proper Chelsea set bird.

Her tutorials are ok I guess but,it’s all very high end products.
The other MUAS I follow will often feature drug store ranges too.

She’s certainly not relatable to me.
I’ve unfollowed her.

She is defo one of privilege!

 

[Loobloo]

I can't help but cringe at her desperately trying to look cool in Ibiza

 

[allaboutthegossip]

I don’t know how anyone can believe any of Hannah’s recommendations for make up. She is sent new products every single day so how could she possibly be testing them and giving them a fair trail.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

I find her pleasant enough but I'm so sick of these already wealthy instagrammers just getting so much free stuff. Her husband works for Bloomberg ffs does she really need ten thousand free lipsticks

 

[Loobloo]

God she's put the Titanic music on her stories, whilst aboard a cruise ship. Classy.

 

[Loobloo]

I used to just dip in and out of her IG and thought she seemed quite sweet but basically EVERYTHING is an ad now. her book, her earrings, every single makeup item and mostly undeclared- it’s just the worst. My tolerance is at zero for these grifters.

I think she's anything but sweet. She's so passive aggressive all the time.

 

[LondonCalling272]

So many of them do constant ads now. Actually embarrassing how blatantly they will sell any old shit. The instagram bubble is gonna burst one of these days.

It’s extremely obvious too when they all start talking about how amazing the same product is at the same time. If I was in any way tempted to try Gatineau golden glow it went out the window with the sheer relentlessness of that influencer campaign. Anyone with a belly button was raving about it

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

That jump off the stairs has been overdone already by her now, hopefully she stops if, along with the overexposure of her little children.

 

[Loobloo]

Her mouth irks me so much, can’t watch her vids because I’m just so distracted by her lips moving independently to her spoken words and those huge teeth chomping away, her tongue is too big for her mouth as well. This paired with the inane bullshit she spouts, constant ads, utter drivel and the slow baby voice to top it off- yes I can stand her

Same here. I'm really surprised that this thread is not more active as she's so obnoxious.

 

[w8g]

I'd join in but I have nothing to add as I unfollowed her ages ago.
Her content is very boring and useless to me. Eg. she'd buy (or be sent PR) ten shades of lipstick. I have no problem with that at all.
But the way she pretends to apply them to create content for an instagram reel is very... pointless.

I seek out beauty content because I want to:
1) find out useful information about the product
2) see up close swatches
3) hear your experience of using the product

Her content is just her smearing colours on her face in a rather meaningless way.
I learn nothing from her content.
I hope I'm not being too harsh.


This is what I mean:

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

I think one of them has had an affair. She shared something a while ago about the church and a course they did there (counselling) she said they had to forgive something. I read it as cheating but that’s just my reaction to it. Childhood sweethearts, never been with anyone else, not sure I buy that forever really. That’s just my opinion though

 

[Nancy.Drew]

Has she lost a lot of weight? She looks very slim and is constantly showing off her body now which I don’t remember in the past.

 

[Pippa2]

I wonder is she posting so much about Ibiza because she hasn’t had that kind of outing before in her youth, it is strange

 

[Loobloo]

I’m really shocked how much her face has changed in such a short period of time. I used to think she was really pretty and a lot younger looking than her actual age but she’s made herself look so much older with whatever she’s had done.

Same here! She looks so drawn now and dead behind the eyes too.

 

[Pippa2]

She has had something done, I noticed at the time because she had started to age more
Botox and who knows what else. I think it is well done, so would be interested to know what she had.
the hair I agree with the hairdresser who commented to her that the long hair ages her

did anyone see Bear asking her not to video him?
Makes me wonder how many other influencer’s children resent being videoed for business content. I feel sorry for them. It can’t make for good family dynamics down the lines

 

[Cosybug]

The way she dances on camera, the faces she pulls… it’s all just really cringe. She’s lost so much weight (not a criticism), just wonder if there’s something else going on? Has she got divorced?

 

[katz2022]

I haven’t seen her in a while, just checked her instagram - and what the heck is going on with her hair?? She looks like a bad Sheryl Crow impersonator from the 90s.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

I think she's anything but sweet. She's so passive aggressive all the time.

Honestly probably didn’t watch enough to see that. I don’t doubt it, I think most influencers are. They are so thin skinned to anyone not telling them they are amazing.

 

[hme1]

Oh Lordy - I didn’t think she could get anymore cringe! But along came the Gatineau ad this evening!! I want the old Hannah back!!

Definitely a huge change in behaviour and content over last month… no likey

 

[Nancy.Drew]

What was she thinking creating a real of her looking like she’s stumbling across the living room floor in sequin dresses. She’s clueless.