Hannah Martin

[lovesmyroses]

Just remember that her and ‘hubby’ are just a pair of happy clappers. Dull as dishwater trying to be funky. Trying to be down to earth and relatable with their truffle crisps and Simon’s parents helping them buy their current house.
Underneath the bouncy personality is a stroppy and bossy individual. In the past she used to get really short with Simon and the kids but they will have sought guidance from the Lord to sort out that.

She’s also a Caroline Hirons puppet. Anyone remember the Gwyneth Paltrow SPF situation a few years ago? Caroline was giving out on her stories that her industry colleagues were private messaging her in support but not posting on their feeds. Next thing Hannah is posting about it. She did the same thing only a couple of weeks ago. It’s like Hirons has some sort of hold over her or maybe she just wants to impress her but there is definitely a thing.
She can wiggle all she likes in her new slimness but Hannah is vanilla, but v. pretty!

 

[Abcd123]

Does anyone follow her? Makeup artist to all the Royals

What's with all the rings she wears? They look like knuckle dusters. So tacky.

Her recent story just shows the knuckle dusters off perfectly. They're look awful. I used to love her bur have gone off. She's so privileged it's ridiculous.

 

[Stillwater]

Heh it’s probably more shared experience convenience thing …, having a hangover on the way to work as a youngster and a MaccyD’s sorting you right out- that type of thing. Almost an assumed pop culture touch point.

I can believe it. She seems entirely holier than thou.

 

[jacarinderpracatan]

Morphing into Kat Farmer ( doesmybumlookforty)

 

[hme1]

Cringe

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have you seen today’s post … double cringe

 

[hayezmysteries]

I have had to unfollow, I can’t stand the way she speaks anymore. Not sure if she is trying to talk “posher” or her teeth are too big for her mouth but I just can’t listen to her and her constant Ads

 

[Jade Mitzi]

She’s becoming insufferable.

she really is. The dancing and lusting after her own reflection is nauseating.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

Cringe

 

[quietbatperson]

I think these comments re her forehead are rather mean. I think it's fine to comment on people's behaviour or superficial things they can change, but these comments are unnecessary.
I don't think there's anything wrong with her forehead either. Hannah is a good looking woman - I just don't like her heavy forehead bronzer!

Agreed. The constant and inappropriate showing of her kids online is far more relevant/significant. I had to stop following but poor Bo was frequently videod doing all sorts that should have been for family only. Hopefully that's changed now, maybe someone else can comment.

 

[Jade Mitzi]

not a lot of impact setting up a 'big reveal' reel.... for a blow dry

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

Looking at Hannah's stories, it looks like they've just had a big party in Dublin to celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary. Everyone is wearing white. Hannah wears 4 dresses during the party including a light up one and her wedding dress.

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

She’s showing less of her kids. Maybe she has realised finally how intrusive and unsafe to their childhoods it is.

She needs some kind of advice though because the content is bizarre.

 

[busylass]

To make a dedicated video addressing it is batshit. In her industry, in this day and age, it must be a common thought, to wonder if someone has had tweakments, as they're so normal now. When she's admitted having botox and those teeth installed, it's not that much of a stretch to wonder whether she's had filler too.

Those teeth installed

 

[Abcd123]

I absolutely love Hannah to the point where is say she's deffo my girl crush. I think she's so beautiful and love her tutorials. She does use a lot of high end but also more pharmacy type products too.

 

[hayezmysteries]

Definitely a huge change in behaviour and content over last month… no likey

I agree . There has def been a shift in what she is posting. Gone the make up reels and wholesome family and now it’s all look at me, bad dancing and drinking with the girls. It’s does scream newly separated middle aged woman.
She has always been a bit too goodie two shoes for me but not she is trying to be cool and it’s just cringy and doesn’t work. Prefer the goodie two shoes!

 

[SARAHDOESIT]

I used to really like her but why oh why does she use a filter the WHOLE time? As a MUA, I would have thought that it would be better for her skills to be shown in a real light? Not some 'as filtered as f...' image. Also Hannah, please declare your AD's, your PR gifts, your Collabs....

 

[Jade Mitzi]

Can anyone see a difference to her hair? Apart from it being blow dried a bit more sleek

 

[Nancy.Drew]

Mid life crisis, much like the cosmetic procedures that have ruined her face

I’m really shocked how much her face has changed in such a short period of time. I used to think she was really pretty and a lot younger looking than her actual age but she’s made herself look so much older with whatever she’s had done.

 

[lovesmyroses]

I never understood the simping for Hirons. Ruth Crilly does it too

yes she does! I like Ruth but had to unfollow as everything, and I mean everything, is sales sales sales. She’s just very very clever as coming across as relatable and a friend. Another wealthy parasite with a second home and

 

[Pippa2]

She danced all night before her latest makeup routine.
Making sure to tell us she was dancing again
Is she in a newly divorced friend group now?