They both look shit in bed
Her Metro “list-icles” from back in the day still haunt me… they’re still up online if anyone wants to give themselves the ick reading Hannah’s “relatable” inner dialogue about drunk sex etc…
“All I can smell is sweat and the Subway wrapper on the floor.
Oh, OK, he's going down on me. I mean good luck, I haven't showered for 16 hours.
Why does he always choose to do this when he's drunk and l'm ahem, unclean?”
Imagine your family / friends / in-laws / colleagues / anyone you know all this? I mean I’m no prude but so grim…
I'm so hot and naughty even I want me right now.