FYI….
Kyle Andrew Walker is married to Annie Violet Kilner
They have been together since they were teens
They are currently on a break
Annie Kilner is 7 months pregnant with her fourth child
Kyle Walker fathered two love children with Towie Star Lauren Goodman ( Surname means nothing to her) ( she’s not really from TOWIE - THIS IS SARCASM) but papers refer to her as Ex Towie star
Kyle described his sex with Lauren as an ‘episode’
Not a relationship
He claimed they have never been cinema or out to eat and she couldn’t tell you how much sugar he has in his coffee
Lauryn was born Lauren Catherine Goodman to Carron Joolie Goodman and Sean Goodman ( they are now divorced
but Lauren decided to change the spelling of her name to Lauryn because she’s a psychopath
I will be referring to her as Lauren going forward
Just like Paperbear ( I am not Papabear)
Lauren has 4 sisters ( I know SHOCK)
Chloe who we call Chlo Job
Amelia - MJ or Gail/GailPlatt
She also has two younger twin sisters that her dad has had since leaving the mother Carron
Lauren never mentions them
In fact she treats them like Annie treats her two kids ( like they don’t exist)
Amelia & Chloe have time for the twins who don’t deserve to be dragged into this shitshow
Chloe is engaged to Grunt Hall sorry Grant
They both have Turkey teeth we call her TT
They have two kids
They are due to be married this year in Portugal if all goes well
Apparently he got a girl called Olivia from Portsmouth pregnant when she was 20 years old (this is meant to be whilst he has been with Chloe.. SHOCKKK)
Apparently he cried and begged her to have an abortion ( she did)
Grant who is Olivia ?
Amelia lives with them
Apparently it’s big Sean’s house ( goodman sisters dad )
Not sure if they bought it off him but it was his house
Chloe has demanded Grunt gets the snip ( wonder why)
We don’t know Lauren’s daughters name
We don’t have the court link
Carron is a bleep (Goodman sisters mum)
Heidi is missing ( the dog - please see Jelly’s pic)
We have seen every article since the new year
If a new one is released please link it
But please go back 4 pages
Chances are we have laughed
Or been angered
We have seen ‘likkle’ KW’s instagram account it’s sickening
It’s what she uses to taunt Annie
The page is tit
You may see some of us spelling Kairo like Kiaro
It’s not because we’re dumb
One day maybe 2 years ago Lauren’s minions was writing a passionate think piece and spelt his name wrong
Dedicated loyal fan
Was probably her trying to be discreet
Sian Kilner is a boss witch
I said what I said
What is your end goal Lauren ?
Thanks for joining my TED talk
Disclaimer - these are mostly facts, we have been unable to contact Olivia’s legal reps to confirm these allegations
We have contacted Chloe and Grant and this has been ignored
Lauren will not be taking me to court because she simply couldn’t afford to
No doubt she’s asked Walker to pay for legal round 2 3 4 5 can’t keep up