nah I’m sat alone in the airport, a couple of margaritas down and this is cracking me up. What a sad cuntAre these both her accounts?! Is she talking about herself pretending not to be her… and then commenting replying to herself ???
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Someone who is in their ✨️hydration era✨️Who fills up 4 separate water bottles like that? She’s actually deranged!!
Um, I think you mean you conducted a wardrobe audit and are now more aligned with your authentic style words, in your new capsule wardrobe eraThis year I’ve changed my wardrobe up a bit, trying to stick to a more capsule wardrobe buying more neutrals etc but who the fuck thinks that everyone wants to know about that and making several videos and pics about it what a fanny
It’s giving Mojo Dojo Casa HouseAlso looks as if she is having a whole rebranding… what is a glow squad club? Surely a squad and a club are the same things?!
This fucking did me in. Horse girl boots and a fucking hand bag on the desk to sit in her spare room and chat shit to herself I cracked up trying to imagine wtf she put in her £400 bag to put on her desk. Was it empty? Did it still have the brown paper inside? Or did she fill it with protein yoghurts? I’m deadI’m sorry did she just take a handbag to her desk to work from home? She is truly unhinged.
Sorry but this really made me laugh. As if it's an illnessinitially diagnosed as having masculine energy
Ffs. Those murder mystery things are only ever fun because people get tipsy and get into character then it’s over within an hour and it’d party time. She is mega regretting the tacky-hen-white -diamonte -era isn’t she. Doesn’t check her Barbour & fairfax tory royalist wannabe persona boxes that she’s since acquired . Christ she’s bizarreA murder mystery alcohol-free hen do organised by her mum and dad with her fiancée there. That’s quite the hen do