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There is a very outraged of Mumsnet thread unspooling about Giles Coren at the moment, based on his “fuzzy-wuzzies” comment. But one poster has linked to an Esquire article from the Way Back Machine in which he writes very explicitly about wanking into a sofa that his family then sit on. It is truly grim, jaw dropping stuff.
“Oh my god! My eyes, my eyes! Thanks to a deep dive on Twitter I’ve just found an Esquire article in which Giles Coren writes about his wanking addiction in graphic, disgusting detail and confesses to “bleeping” his unsuspecting family’s sofa! The man is a total perv as well as a racist.
Link to article (with a massive trigger warning!):
t.co/LK6tbWAISR”
Actually the link doesn’t work as it’s hidden. Can anyone else look for if on the Way Back Machine?
“Oh my god! My eyes, my eyes! Thanks to a deep dive on Twitter I’ve just found an Esquire article in which Giles Coren writes about his wanking addiction in graphic, disgusting detail and confesses to “bleeping” his unsuspecting family’s sofa! The man is a total perv as well as a racist.
Link to article (with a massive trigger warning!):
t.co/LK6tbWAISR”
Actually the link doesn’t work as it’s hidden. Can anyone else look for if on the Way Back Machine?
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the link is definitly here somewhere in this thread...in the archive thing
Oh no the sofa thing is grim!
I thought his article on Prince Harry recently was quite funny, used to like his wife's recipe rifle and have no idea why he made up rumours about Prince William. His sister seems sound.
He does seem like a twit though
I thought his article on Prince Harry recently was quite funny, used to like his wife's recipe rifle and have no idea why he made up rumours about Prince William. His sister seems sound.
He does seem like a twit though
Just when you think he cant get any more repulsive
Maybe the new thread should somehow incorporate #sofawanker or #couchfucker?
Giles Coren #2 it’s not racism, it’s SATIRE! Either way his columns are dire.
It should also include RIP Dawn Foster as well.
Giles Coren talentless cad, only famous because of his Dad
I totally believe that Dawn Foster is posthumously sabotaging and slowly cancelling Giles Coren. She’s resting in power and cackling like a witch every time his Jag gets stolen and for every month he’s got no new TV gigs.
Isn’t it the year anniversary of her death?
That wanking column is something else. The TLDR is that Coren describes his first wank with matey bubble bath in great detail. He has been obsessed with wanking for years, once cutting a hole in the couch and bleeping it as a horny teenager. He used to take coke home from parties and do lines alone while watching porn all night and edging…. Why why why would you admit to all that?
For anyone who can’t find the ‘Farewell to Palms’ article from Esquire there is a link to it if you scroll down this Twitter thread in which the Daily Telegraph columnist Suzanne Moore wonders why the article was removed.
Quite a few of Giles’ articles for Esquire seem to have disappeared from the internet. I guess maybe even he eventually regretted fat shaming his infant son and describing how he fucked a sofa. “Son of a sofa fucker” would be an unfortunate nickname for little Sam to be bestowed with at school.
Quite a few of Giles’ articles for Esquire seem to have disappeared from the internet. I guess maybe even he eventually regretted fat shaming his infant son and describing how he fucked a sofa. “Son of a sofa fucker” would be an unfortunate nickname for little Sam to be bestowed with at school.
Do you think he just writes this stuff for shock value, or is it a genuine reflection of Giles IRL? I can only hope he's not as messed up as the articles suggest.
His poor kids.
That made me laugh, but then I felt bad about it.
His poor kids.Do I think he’s a wanker in real life rather than just in print? Yes, I do.Do you think he just writes this stuff for shock value, or is it a genuine reflection of Giles IRL? I can only hope he's not as messed up as the articles suggest.
That made me laugh, but then I felt bad about it.
To put it another way: We all know he's a wanker, but is he a sofa wanker?
That poor sofa.
Now that the biggest right wing, entitled, rich, corrupt liar is being removed from Downing Street hopefully people will have less tolerance for his equivalent in media and Coren will be sacked from the lying, corrupt, off-shore owned newspaper that props people like Boris and Giles up.
From the thread I’m following on Mumsnet, which I think makes an interesting and topical point by comparing Giles Coren to Boris Johnson:
@unitedcolorsofbattersea OP I think you make a valid point to draw parallels between Giles Coren and Boris. In his own articles Boris has called black Africans “pickanninies” with “watermelon smiles”, which is a similarly derogatory term to Coren using “fuzzy-wuzzies”. Also Boris has called gay men “bum boys” in print while Coren predicted that gay journalist Owen Jones would be “chasing young researchers with tight bottoms up and down the corridors all afternoon” and then tried to weasel out of it by saying he didn’t know he was gay!
www.businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-record-sexist-homophobic-and-racist-comments-bumboys-piccaninnies-2019-6?amp
It’s exactly the same sort of dog-whistle racism and homophobia that is being served up by both Johnson and Coren.
From the thread I’m following on Mumsnet, which I think makes an interesting and topical point by comparing Giles Coren to Boris Johnson:
@unitedcolorsofbattersea OP I think you make a valid point to draw parallels between Giles Coren and Boris. In his own articles Boris has called black Africans “pickanninies” with “watermelon smiles”, which is a similarly derogatory term to Coren using “fuzzy-wuzzies”. Also Boris has called gay men “bum boys” in print while Coren predicted that gay journalist Owen Jones would be “chasing young researchers with tight bottoms up and down the corridors all afternoon” and then tried to weasel out of it by saying he didn’t know he was gay!
www.businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-record-sexist-homophobic-and-racist-comments-bumboys-piccaninnies-2019-6?amp
It’s exactly the same sort of dog-whistle racism and homophobia that is being served up by both Johnson and Coren.
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I'm bringing this Tweet over from the Reading Chats thread. It reminded me of someone familiar...
There is a thread unspooling on Mumsnet atm that is giving them absolute rage boners about Giles Coren’s wanking in the sofa article. There are the usual how dare you mock Giles Coren who has a medical condition (a compulsive addiction to masturbating!) vs. the Pearl clutching Mumsnet who are horrified by how revolting it is.
This is part of the thread, which is becoming increasingly unhinged and hilarious:
Flymetothezoom
“And then when the internet arrived, oh boy. Now it was all dogs and horses and incest, filth of unfathomable horror. And then with broadband, which meant the dogs and horses and "stepmoms" actually moved, well, that was the end of me. I developed welts.”
what is wrong with this man? Beastiality is illegal.
Vile.
This is part of the thread, which is becoming increasingly unhinged and hilarious:
Flymetothezoom
“And then when the internet arrived, oh boy. Now it was all dogs and horses and incest, filth of unfathomable horror. And then with broadband, which meant the dogs and horses and "stepmoms" actually moved, well, that was the end of me. I developed welts.”
what is wrong with this man? Beastiality is illegal.
Vile.
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