Getfitheleng - Get Fit Helen G

[Spanor511]

Anyone seen that other lassie with a big gammon steak tongue like Helen on tiktok? Comes up on my FYP and the name is Natalie

Don’t think so, I love a crackpot though, what’s her username?

 

[Lrkn27]

Right...wait the now where does she get all her money from? She works in her parents shop in Crieff, that has no online presence has about a handful of Customers in everyday and she's organising brunch at Gleneagles....I'm thinking Helens got a wee Only Fans sideline as she's always shopping too

Would explain all the dates she has if she is “hiring” herself out

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Craig's found her tik tok well if he's found it get him on it, us at tattle need receipts or it didn't happen

Must be braw being her sister....the last resort

 

[Wee Toots]

I always thought Champagne Craig was gay as well.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

She's back and em I think the slimming journey is over

 

[Lrkn27]

They've not had the garage for years they sold it to some Asians, I'm not sure who her dad is, can find out

her dad must be the colin one then. It shows on companies house the asians are the active directors now.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Who goes on holiday and loses 6 1/2 pounds she's got to be lying at this point

 

[Lrkn27]

Get ready with me and the saxophone hands are back who gets changed in their kitchen? And why is she always wearing aftershave? Where does she do her make up.....make it make sense Helen

i questioned this getting ready in the kitchen as well weird AF

 

[Spanor511]

Wonder if the benefits office know about all her 'gifts' imagine having 3 bairns and only taking one to Disney, absolute sin was close to the laddies birthday too.

I didn’t even know that. Not seen her for ages on my fyp. Bet that was gifted aswell.

 

[Spanor511]

Disgrace that Leona Orr didn’t mark that viral video as an ad. Can’t stand her.

 

[Spanor511]

Big Helens tongue is going like the clappers in her latest video

 

[Lrkn27]

What is her mum & dads first names?

 

[Spanor511]

No it’s Cee Gees. Her mums initials are CG. Nae word of the big man.

 

[Lrkn27]

Big gammon tongue has a new job

 

[Lrkn27]

Ahh but was he not supposed to be gay, and she knew about it. So he got have his side relationships and they portrayed as being a couple? I'm sure I read that somewhere.

Absolutely bat shit crackers in any event.

never knew about him being allegedly gay. Would may be explain why it played out the way it did

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Lost you guys I need to do better but her arse in that last tik tok what is that

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Disgrace that Leona Orr didn’t mark that viral video as an ad. Can’t stand her.

That 'Hiya it's me again' makes me want to vomit. Now the bairns and the ex jail bird maw are saying it.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Inspector Gadget vibes today....what's the new career big Helen ?

 

[Spanor511]

The maw is Ceri. I assume that’s why the shop is called Cee Gees

 

[Spanor511]

That 'Hiya it's me again' makes me want to vomit. Now the bairns and the ex jail bird maw are saying it.

The most annoying weans on TikTok.