Not me thinking who can I send the finger dick pic to for a second opinion. And who won’t be offended 
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I genuinely read that as ‘wasn’t there more stuff coming out OF IT earlier this evening’ and for a second I thought of Horner’s sad finger cock jizzing. It was really upsetting.
That's exactly where my mind went too. Thank you for the reassurance I'm not the only one
Imagine coming onto your own Tattle thread and seeing it’s all about if it’s your husband’s dick or his finger!
OH made hot dogs for the kids tea earlier I burst out laughing and had to explain why/show him the pic (not the kids obviously) he says finger.
OH made hot dogs for the kids tea earlier I burst out laughing and had to explain why/show him the pic (not the kids obviously) he says finger.
I’ve put my readers on and had another look. I now think it’s a finger. As does a mate who has seen a lot of dicks 
Christian Horner is mocked on Mumsnet over 'mortifying' messages 'sent to female employee by the F1 boss' after they were leaked on social media | Daily Mail Online
Mocked by Mumsnet ??! Will it ever end ??!!
Mocked by Mumsnet ??! Will it ever end ??!!
Your photo is a reporter.
I don’t think we should put the woman’s photo on here. She took this matter to her HR area, not the press, this wasn’t an old style kiss n tell. She shouldn’t have her face plastered around.
They ought to read hereChristian Horner is mocked on Mumsnet over 'mortifying' messages 'sent to female employee by the F1 boss' after they were leaked on social media | Daily Mail Online
Mocked by Mumsnet ??! Will it ever end ??!!
A dick picture will have ended some on mumsnet. I foresee plenty of “That looks like my DH’s after his super secret activity he does all day on a Sunday”Christian Horner is mocked on Mumsnet over 'mortifying' messages 'sent to female employee by the F1 boss' after they were leaked on social media | Daily Mail Online
Mocked by Mumsnet ??! Will it ever end ??!!
Does anyone else keep checking their phone to see if they get a message from a friend (or relative, or work colleague) with THAT pic and THE question?
What's the tea???
After studying some pix of his fingers and thumbs I'm voting winkie.
He dumped his long term partner 6 months after she had just given birth to their first child and hooked up with Geri straight away/ dates may overlap.
Wasn’t it whilst she was pregnant and he missed the birth??
I have limited sympathy for Geri. And I don’t doubt she will stand by him.
I have limited sympathy for Geri. And I don’t doubt she will stand by him.
Engaged to Geri nine months later too, I know popbitch were always joking about Geri hunting CH down at all the races, then he dumped his long term partner and made Geri Lady Geraldine. His parents refused to go to their wedding as they were so horrified at his behavior towards his partner that had just given birth.
I think it's definitely a dick as you can see the ridge at the top.
Not that I looked closely!
Not that I looked closely!
I agr
She’s focused and ambitious, but I don’t think there’s anything genuine about her. In fact I think I’ve just described a narcissist.
I agree with you, but I’ve never had the feeling that she’s ever been rebellious and fun, she’s always seemed to be contrived, self important and playing a role to get to the top.
She’s focused and ambitious, but I don’t think there’s anything genuine about her. In fact I think I’ve just described a narcissist.
Has “dick or finger” become a recognised sport yet?
My nail tech said dick.
My nail tech said dick.
You asked someone that knows their fingers, good call!
I’m a nail tech too and I reckon it’s a dick.
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