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1- Dick
2- Finger
3- Ye Olde Oak hot dog sausage after ketchup sucked off
1- Dick
2- Finger
3- Ye Olde Oak hot dog sausage after ketchup sucked off
Still musing over 1- sticky slender dick or 2- spermy finger
Ye Olde Oak! LMAO!
what’s this about JW? Is there a pic?
It’s a freshly wanked cock. Puts you in mind of David Cameron who famously has a face like a freshly wanked cock 
*Puts frankfurters back in fridge, hot dog buns back in bread bin and looks for something else for tea*
I’m 10 pages behind but for all those saying it’s the plane toilet, it can’t be. Look at the wall & floor tiling which I’d like to point out, needs re-grouting. Wonder if Geri recognises the tiles…..
I read "freshly wanked cock" in David Attenborough's voice.
"Here we see the freshly wanked cock in all it's resplendent glory. Once proud and erect, it now withers deflated under the glare of the global media. A sticky ending for this once noble beast"
Sorry for dragging you into this Sir David.
"Here we see the freshly wanked cock in all it's resplendent glory. Once proud and erect, it now withers deflated under the glare of the global media. A sticky ending for this once noble beast"
Sorry for dragging you into this Sir David.
Yeah....unimpressive dick pic. What does he do, steam clean and daily moisturize it ?
Not only is he a cock, he is a bleeping ugly cock too.
Redbull have really dug a hole for themselves, how can they sack him now, when they have literally done an internal enquiry and cleared him any wrongdoing?
It’s clear those messages are out of order, how on earth will they save face, makes them look like they support sexual harassment in the workplace.
On another note, kind of interesting how she jumped straight to the ‘finishing’ off comment (screenshot) Bit weird, surely you’d get the other person to actually say it? Makes me think there genuinely was something going on between them, then she’s backed off.
It’s clear those messages are out of order, how on earth will they save face, makes them look like they support sexual harassment in the workplace.
On another note, kind of interesting how she jumped straight to the ‘finishing’ off comment (screenshot) Bit weird, surely you’d get the other person to actually say it? Makes me think there genuinely was something going on between them, then she’s backed off.
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1. It's his cock, freshly lubed and wanked (sorry, vom everywhere I know)
2. Geri doesn't care she just wants it to go away, she will never leave that life or the F1 thing which is very much having a moment, She wants to stay but also not look too pathetic, good luck with that.
3. Oh to be in his ex partners Friday night wine gang!!!
4. There seemed to an underlying threat in his messages that the woman in person should just leave if she was uncomfortable, fair balls to her she said she wouldn't go unless she was told to. This wasn't innocent banter, she knew what the cost of making an issue out of it would have been.
5. Anyone who has seen Drive to survive knows he is a manipulative, undermining, gaslighting tit head.
6. Red Bull are pathetic.
)1. It's his cock, freshly lubed and wanked (sorry, vom everywhere I know)
2. Geri doesn't care she just wants it to go away, she will never leave that life or the F1 thing which is very much having a moment, She wants to stay but also not look too pathetic, good luck with that.
3. Oh to be in his ex partners Friday night wine gang!!!
4. There seemed to an underlying threat in his messages that the woman in person should just leave if she was uncomfortable, fair balls to her she said she wouldn't go unless she was told to. This wasn't innocent banter, she knew what the cost of making an issue out of it would have been.
5. Anyone who has seen Drive to survive knows he is a manipulative, undermining, gaslighting tit head.
6. Red Bull are pathetic.
Wow she looks great in this picture she’s turned into a frumpy old biddy these days.
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It’s a cock. As is he
Shown the photo to daughter abs her boyfriend. He was horrified and didn’t want to look. Daughter thinks it’s a finger, or it would be very difficult not to get his feet in. I’m definitely going for finger, because it’s the wrong way round for a knob!
Can the answer be found from the shadow on the bathroom floor? 
I think I can see the shadow of a man with the light source behind him. In which case, that's a finger from his left hand.
Is CH right or left handed? Although, that doesn't really help as he could be taking the photo with either hand.
I think I can see the shadow of a man with the light source behind him. In which case, that's a finger from his left hand.
Is CH right or left handed? Although, that doesn't really help as he could be taking the photo with either hand.
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