Gary Eats

[emm]

The English guy was Gary Eats the numpty this thread is about.

No not that one there's another British guy who has a food account on instagram

 

[TheAJ]

Yeh, again regardless of him being paid the fact he loves everything means you can't believe any of his reviews

beyond that his gluttony and the fact he's proud of it i just find disgusting. To me he represents the worst of and everything thats bad about out of touch 'im better than you and fuck you if you have a contradictory or negative opinion of me' 'influencer' culture. One such example where he showed his colours at the time: https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle...-tod-tasmanian-giant-crab-slammed-sydney.html

 

[ChickenLicking]

'look at me, look how charitable I am, arent i the best?' disgusting

Yep, together with another Big Unit, aka 'Street Food Man' or suchlike? That cafe looks rank - the kitchen's archaic.

Crap content.

ETA: Street Food Analysis. I use five spice seasoning, it's nothing new. Bellends.

 

[The OG]

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Amazing how he keeps swearing he wont go back to certain places and chains but somehow magically ends up back there

Im sure he ordered something similar the last time he was there-it's a total swizz. I reckon he is purely using the channel to get several meals out a week so it doesn't come from his food bill.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

Yes this is the one! Such an awkward watch

Ah! He's unwatchable.
Reminds me too much of the grifting Toryboy Food Review Club.

 

[constancehardbroom]

I watch YT cos I barely watch regular TV if at all. I watch recipe channels and acre homestead etc. to have something on while I fanny around in the kitchen. I don’t subscribe and can watch it without ads. I’ve watched a few Greeno videos now, last few were in Brighton, so that interested me. He has however gone to an Indian buffet, and Indian restaurant and a Chinese buffet that Gary had been to? Meanwhile Gary had been to a cafe that some others had been to, and went back to somewhere he’s just been with Danny so repetitive. Gary is either up someone’s backside or hijacking them on camera, or lastly running away with his tail between his legs, when something actually needs said still pop it on though to break the monotony of well life..

 

[The OG]

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be careful she'll be putting up another vlog from the crappy jazz bar about it... it looks like it's got a few miles on the clock with a bit of a paint job (like his missus).

 

[mrsfeather]

I've often wondered what the situation is with his mum, because in the early days of his channel he leant into his role as a carer to explain why he couldn't travel far etc. I guess now the channel is big he's paying for professional carers or residential care. I don't imagine he'd ever disclose that though.

Although he says he doesn't make much money from Youtube! Wonder why some vloggers say this as others with not that many subscribers live very well from their channels. Travel Trolls, Butlers Empire Greeno to name a few. Maybe Gary feels uncomfortable making so much money?

 

[vegemiteshell]

I went onto Social Blade and this is what is shows for Gary so he is making good money

Gary Eats @garyeats
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123,955,228
Videos
384
Created On
July 25, 2023
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16K
Subscribers for the last 30 days
5.7M
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$1.4K - $23K
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$16K - $251K
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Sat2026-03-28	1K	449K	238,393	121,569,101	--	380	$60 - $954
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[constancehardbroom]

Yer you just walk in and have some apparently little tiny camera on a stand, and say nothing to anyone about it. They were first in whatever, it’s in the hotel, so probably not packed that early etc, but what if anyone came in, with kids etc. know what I mean! Someone who clocks him filming and gets shirty. The staff absolutely need to know what he’s doing, and if he’s filming, and is it ok. But he doesn’t get that.

 

[Naffdoff]

yeah

 

[constancehardbroom]

rage baiting on a new restaurant opening in this economy? get absolutely fucked. So fucking toxic, how if any of what he said is true in his sob story is he actually doubling down on this b.s, cretin.

I refuse to watch it, what is the crux of it? He implied it was shite in the header but it wasn’t?

 

[Notsotypical]

I have a feeling he'll take that video down sooner rather than later.

Doubtful, it's got double the views his others videos have and all the comments I saw were favourable.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

The depressing thing is there are so many good restaurants out there... that make you feel good when you watch reviewers at, thatre interesting, that would actually benefit from some publicity where people would think 'oo that looks good let me go try there!' who tf is watching the fish and chip shops or £1 burgers and thinking 'oo ima get me some of that'. But no, theyre catering slop to the thick because rage bait is the easy option, lazy -.-

They won't get the publicity because they are not stupid enough to pay £1300 for a review.

 

[TheAJ]

I like Gary. The more cringe and embarrassing stuff he does the better for me. I guess the only thing that’s sort of stupid is how easily pleased he is by a place that makes really basic, reheated, frozen food, if that place is a small independent and run by some sort of salt of the earth chef/owner. But I don’t really watch him for anything other than his partridge like personality.

One thing that elevates him for me is that food influencers are pretty much just in it for a free meal or to get paid to do an undisclosed ad. And at least Gary seems to have some morals around that

It seems the partridge esque persona is totally fake though, compare it to his earlier reviews, never acts the prat there. you could argue its because he was nervous or what have you but even when he seemed to have built up some confidence a year or so in he never acted this much of a pleb. Again questioning whether Danny is the influence or if its their agency.

And its been some time since he came out with the whole 'i dont get paid for reviews' response to accusation videos etc so that mightve changed by now, especially with Danny being the sort of reviewer/ creator that would literally wear sponsors on a t shirt. On the other hand not getting paid just means he can be as rude or have as many bad takes about the food / places he wants, he wouldnt be able to do nearly as much of the click bait slop if he had to promote every place with one of his favourite bits being 'it isnt worth it for the money'

 

[hssdrs]

Yes, you're absolutely right - he's not the most eloquent of blokes. I reckon that he was a pub manager and didn't do much with the food size of things.

His parents were in the pub trade when he was a child .
I wonder if it's in his book about his career in hospitality .

 

[Sakkiedekock]

be careful she'll be putting up another vlog from the crappy jazz bar about it... it looks like it's got a few miles on the clock with a bit of a paint job (like his missus).

The Annamilf of Traaansits!

 

[emm]

I saw that, it's Eating with Tod. Terrible and weird.

Yes this is the one! Such an awkward watch

 

[Rosie glow]

That chippy one in Grimsby throwing his cash around again tbf they didnt look great the first thing you saw when he opened the box was a rotten chip

 

[The OG]

Well he said a strange man followed him round Waitrose and saw every single thing he bought, then confronted him outside the shop. Complete twaddle.

Is he married? Children? I read somewhere his cameraman is his son. He is 60 this year.

Also, how did her only start his channel in 2024 and has 467k subscribers? Did he buy subs??

Is he married? Children? I read somewhere his cameraman is his son. He is 60 this year.

Also, how did her only start his channel in 2024 and has 467k subscribers? Did he buy subs??

I recall him saying he was 51 or 52.... obviously he's not and he is delusional and highly manipulative