Gary Eats

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'look at me, look how charitable I am, arent i the best?' disgusting
Yep, together with another Big Unit, aka 'Street Food Man' or suchlike? That cafe looks rank - the kitchen's archaic.

Crap content.

ETA: Street Food Analysis. I use five spice seasoning, it's nothing new. Bellends.
 
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Yep, together with another Big Unit, aka 'Street Food Man' or suchlike? That cafe looks rank - the kitchen's archaic.

Crap content.

ETA: Street Food Analysis. I use five spice seasoning, it's nothing new. Bellends.
thats who the 'special' guest was ? jesus. It'd be laughable if it wern't so dire
 
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just realised its been over 2 weeks since ive watched any of them, had Great British menu on while I eat instead, much happier for it
 
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Such a pity Gary has got his mitts into Robbie from Street Food Analysis.
He was doing some interesting vlogs.
Now Gary's Gang will all be doing them.
They must really be running out of places to pay them. 🙄
 
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What a pest this man is, swanning into a business that’s been open for a long time like he’s saving the day. How did they get so far in their lives before Gary rocked up with £500?

What did bringing this bootlicker on and returning so soon to do a victory lap over a paltry sum do exactly besides feeding his ego? Random YouTube man says Gary is busy saving small businesses? Why do they all speak without any thought?

It does seem like anyone can knock about with a camera, describe food as beautiful [insert texture, flavour, smell or appearance] and you’re off to the races.

Please, please, please stop the “walking away” joke, it’s bleeping dead. Also, we see you snatching all of random YouTubers food, passed off as banter or marking territory? Gary does seem to deal with the big green monster quite a lot. And I’m not talking about Greeno.
 
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What a pest this man is, swanning into a business that’s been open for a long time like he’s saving the day. How did they get so far in their lives before Gary rocked up with £500?

What did bringing this bootlicker on and returning so soon to do a victory lap over a paltry sum do exactly besides feeding his ego? Random YouTube man says Gary is busy saving small businesses? Why do they all speak without any thought?

It does seem like anyone can knock about with a camera, describe food as beautiful [insert texture, flavour, smell or appearance] and you’re off to the races.

Please, please, please stop the “walking away” joke, it’s bleeping dead. Also, we see you snatching all of random YouTubers food, passed off as banter or marking territory? Gary does seem to deal with the big green monster quite a lot. And I’m not talking about Greeno.
He thinks he's the next best thing since sliced bread (no pun intended). The whole lot of them are like Middle Aged Men Inc-they have this unassailable (erroneous) belief about themselves-Men on a White Charger syndrome. I'm not sure any of them could get up on the horse at this stage.

I think there's something very off about the impact these people think they're having on 'the public' and what standing they have (none)-it's giving delusions of grandeur. They make my skin crawl.
 
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The sad thing is they are getting the views 🙄
I watched it and it was so awful, it was like feeling brain cells pouring out of my ears. He shovels down a burger, a bacon roll, and a foot long hot dog. All the while saying 'wow, its such a great service to provide to the town' (exactly the same stuff Gary and Danny said) and just spent of the time he wasn't eating going on a ramble about British seaside towns.
 
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I watched it and it was so awful, it was like feeling brain cells pouring out of my ears. He shovels down a burger, a bacon roll, and a foot long hot dog. All the while saying 'wow, its such a great service to provide to the town' (exactly the same stuff Gary and Danny said) and just spent of the time he wasn't eating going on a ramble about British seaside towns.
He done one the other week, when he ordered 3 burgers, switched it off.He was just sitting eating each burger with some form of frozen chips, lost the will to live.
 
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Just watched the returning to the struggling cafe with that Robbie guy omg my toes are still curled from that total cringe fest
Why the hell are his subs donating money to that cafe too, it looks like its one step away from the health inspector shutting it down
The bloody woman herself said as soon as the free breakfasts had gone her trade had massively dropped off again pointless
 
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The depressing thing is there are so many good restaurants out there... that make you feel good when you watch reviewers at, thatre interesting, that would actually benefit from some publicity where people would think 'oo that looks good let me go try there!' who tf is watching the fish and chip shops or £1 burgers and thinking 'oo ima get me some of that'. But no, theyre catering slop to the thick because rage bait is the easy option, lazy -.-
 
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