Gabriella Lindley #87 inane, vapid and boring

[emerald]

Title by @JellyDonut

Recap:
Gab has just come back from Nashville to England alone. Unsure when the lovely couple will be reunited.
Stay at Home Girlfriends (the joint podcast) launched and provided us with some good snark material with recaps from @unknownbetty. The commewne thanks you for your work.
#lesbianfashion is Gabby and Cam's new thing.

 

[Celery16]

Gobs is back in her actual happy place, slobbing out being her true self.
Look at the size of that cat compared to the other one.
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Will she be staying in Thurgoland until she’s had the surgery to ‘fix her tummy’? Always very suss that she never has surgery in Brighton where she actually lives.

 

[urfavepisces]

Imagine seeing your girlfriend talk about being in her happy place right after she left your place

 

[georgiatheolivegirl]

Imagine seeing your girlfriend talk about being in her happy place right after she left your place

It’s okay because they don’t really give a flying duck about each other

 

[snowfairy17]

I remember perusing urban dictionary many moons ago and came across the term “dick inches” - the inches are smaller so it makes the thing sound bigger

Can we start calling Gabbie’s idea of lbs something similar? Because yeah she’s lost weight but 60lb sounds like a stretch
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I love gwakamolay and labster rewls x

 

[Albi]

Just leaving this here

 

[Wickedtown]

Gobs is back in her actual happy place, slobbing out being her true self.
Look at the size of that cat compared to the other one.
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Will she be staying in Thurgoland until she’s had the surgery to ‘fix her tummy’? Always very suss that she never has surgery in Brighton where she actually lives.

The happy place in question being the family home where she was sew badly abused by her evil father, to the point she avoids Christmas, her grandparent's funeral and her mother's 60th. Interesting!

 

[Doc]

The happy place in question being the family home where she was sew badly abused by her evil father, to the point she avoids Christmas, her grandparent's funeral and her mother's 60th. Interesting!

Don’t forget she feels things SEW deeply though. More deeply than us mere mortals!

 

[solivian]

Scrolling fb to find this pic of Gabbie and Scam in an alternative universe! Horrifying!

 

[Sophs2095]

Scrolling fb to find this pic of Gabbie and Scam in an alternative universe! Horrifying!

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Scam is the last person who should have a child, she’s an awful narcissistic bully. But also that really looks like gabby

 

[Fillyjonk]

Scam is the last person who should have a child, she’s an awful narcissistic bully. But also that really looks like gabby

Gabby is also an awful narcissistic bully tbf. They shouldn't even have a pet let alone a child.

 

[Doc]

Twice weekly. Last posted 5 days ago.

It’s been like 4 or 5 weeks since launch and the timetable is slipping already. Novelty worn off on realisation how awful and unpopular it is?

I can see Scam having no use for Gobboon as the realisation dawns that Gob’s audience is basically made up of bots and trewls.

 

[urfavepisces]

But they were on holid- sorry, vacation!! She never ever EVER takes a day off because influencers don't have those benefits that normal jobs have, didnt you know? She's never taken a day off since she started yewchewb

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

Just leaving this here

What the duck? How does that foot look bigger than my manly ol' size 12 clomperstomper feet?!

 

[viggle]

Love the title.

 

[Excuse me: Reborn!]

But they were on holid- sorry, vacation!! She never ever EVER takes a day off because influencers don't have those benefits that normal jobs have, didnt you know? She's never taken a day off since she started yewchewb

Not the Carrie Hope Fletcher Logic Never realized these 2 had something in common till now.

 

[November_again]

But they were on holid- sorry, vacation!! She never ever EVER takes a day off because influencers don't have those benefits that normal jobs have, didnt you know? She's never taken a day off since she started yewchewb

Yes, no one has it harder in life than yewtewbers

 

[urfavepisces]

Yes, no one has it harder in life than yewtewbers

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Omg thank yew I couldn't remember where nor when she said it

 

[Accionoodles]

She must be sew relieved that she’s back festering under a blanket, binge watching US tv shows and being waited on hand and foot so she can drop the whole hyper sexual lesbian persona she’s to keep up in front of Scam. No more pretending to like chess or enjoying being out in nature, just unlimited buns and Friends on repeat.

 

[snowfairy17]

Not the Carrie Hope Fletcher Logic Never realized these 2 had something in common till now.

Hers and Gabs are the only 2 threads I really frequent and sometimes I have to check myself before replying bc of this