She was probably hoping the red would bring out the green.
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Fixed that for yew
Why is her hairdresser so tit at cutting hair? Why does she always have two long dangly bits at the front that look stupid as duck and like a two year old had been let loose with a pair of scissors.
Also those trousers could double up as a parachute if she ever falls down some steps again
You mean those little straggly bits?! Looks tit.
But also could be her sticking her neck out and leaning forward to hide her double chin which makes the front bits hang down lower?
Gabbys too speshewl to take a cold shower and crack on with it like the rest of us
And she wonders why she’s lost all her friends and no one wants to date her.
If she's like this on social media, can you imagine what she's like in real life. Pulling her eyelids down and pointing out all her ailments and huffing and puffing about how hot it is ALL THE TIME.
Oh shut up Gabby. Put some shorts and a T-shirt on or a dress, and just shut up.
Maybe she doesn’t like the heat Because it melts her tub of butter she keeps on the bedside table
Maybe she doesn’t like the heat Because it melts her tub of butter she keeps on the bedside table
It's that damn cannonball of a cat I feel bad for. Gabby won't even crack the poor sod a window
Actually what you feed a toddler! Well about 4 toddlers 
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This would be nice if it was posted by anyone else, but because it’s Gabby it looks absolutely minging.Actually what you feed a toddler! Well about 4 toddlers
Okay but that's really just Gabby's plate, isn't it.Actually what you feed a toddler! Well about 4 toddlers
And bleeping hell Jane, you can see where your daughter got her taste for butter from.
...that's a meal?Actually what you feed a toddler! Well about 4 toddlers
Wow that jawline looks very smooth and sharp lol....who is she kidding ?!?!?
Literally looks like she's photoshopped her features on an egg.
It has three tomatoes and some grapes though, so it's healthy!Actually what you feed a toddler! Well about 4 toddlers
It's the return of my favourite summer event: The Great Weather Whinge.
I don't know a single other adult who is so foreign to the concept of cooling yourself down, Gabbie is a marvel. Crack open a window, get yourself a fan, eat some salad instead of half a tub of butter, and take a cold shower witch.
I don't know a single other adult who is so foreign to the concept of cooling yourself down, Gabbie is a marvel. Crack open a window, get yourself a fan, eat some salad instead of half a tub of butter, and take a cold shower witch.
You are literally doing nothing, go have a cold bath and spare a thought for people who are actually working in the heat and stfu
I can’t figure out what they’re planning on dipping into all that hummus. Is apple and hummus a thing?
Those are for Jane. Gabbys half is the beige carby half
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