Or she could, you know, have a cold bath! Chuck in a few frozen lasagnes and she would be jazzed
Or she could, you know, have a cold bath! Chuck in a few frozen lasagnes and she would be jazzedYou may not have a swimming pool in your back garden Gabatron but you do have the English Channel. I suggest you go for a dip.
I’m now imagining frozen lasagnes bobbing around like ice cubesOr she could, you know, have a cold bath! Chuck in a few frozen lasagnas and she would be jazzed
Same mental imageI’m now imagining frozen lasagnes bobbing around like ice cubes
Privileged scone is up there with one of my favourite things I’ve heard on tattleOh my god Gobs. What a strenuous day for you babe, how did you cope? So like yesterday, I worked an 8 hour shift in a 35 degree shop with no air conditioning or windows, front facing glass doors, whilst wearing a mask, doing a 1000+ piece delivery and serving customers. I also had an hour commute either side. But like, god, my day was such a doddle in comparison. I can't even imagine how awful it would be emptying the bins and then being able to have a cool shower and spend the day entirely as I pleased. Fuck hun, you've got it BAD. 3 flights of stairs. Shit.
Christ I know everyone has their own problems but read the fucking room you privileged scone.
I work in customer service and the number of grown adults I've had throw a tantrum this week because they can't have their paddling pools delivered THIS SECOND. When they say things like "how will I cool my kids down???" I so just want to tell them to chuck them in the bathOr she could, you know, have a cold bath! Chuck in a few frozen lasagnes and she would be jazzed
We went to buy a fan earlier that we'd reserved in advance having checked the stock first, and there was some idiot moaning at the poor guy behind the till because there weren't any fans left and none on the shop floor. I was stood there thinking wow, this is peak Gabby behaviour tbhI work in customer service and the number of grown adults I've had throw a tantrum this week because they can't have their paddling pools delivered THIS SECOND. When they say things like "how will I cool my kids down???" I so just want to tell them to chuck them in the bathGabby would definitely be one of those customers if she had the nerve to talk to people in real life.
Dare I say our Gob looks really pretty in this video. Wtf happenedGabby and Zoe’s friendship was before the twins, but there was an overlap with the brief Zoe reconciliation and then the twins did disappear a few months after that, to be sudddenly replaced by Fab Han in vlogs, and then Amelie & the other girl who worked for her agency at the time (both of whom also disappeared VERY quickly after the incredibly awkward ‘Friendmas’).
Gabby and Zoe’s friendship fizzled out, seemingly for two reasons. I think Zoe started to realise how weird and obsessive Gabby could be, and slowly started to distance herself. There were a fair amount of comments from Zoe’s fans at the time which pointed out Gabby’s creepiness - not all Zoella fans liked her!
Gabby was very clingy to Zoe and didn’t seem to be liked by any of Zoe’s close friends at the time either (Louise, Tanya). If anyone can be bothered to find videos of Zoe’s old book launch (I think? Maybe it was a brand thing), I bet there are some gems in that! Also, Alfie clearly did not like Gabby AT ALL.
Gabby started to subtweet shit about Zoe and Alfie a LOT, which only made Zoe more distant. Bitching about pugs, bitching about ombre hair, basically stuff Zoe was known for at the time. I think Gabby and Alfie had a public spat over some kind of YouTube feature, but I can’t remember the exact details.
There was a brief reconciliation around the time of the “Honesty” video, but it was one meeting/a couple of videos recorded in one day, and never repeated.
Same story with the twins. Gabby again being an obsessive and weird friend, making them uncomfortable, being a terrible person (when she told them they couldn’t stay if they were going to be late). Gabby initially dropped heavy hints that there was a big flounce on her part due to homophobia, but there is zero evidence of the twins being homophobic, and what’s more, she also reached out to them more than once to try and repair the friendship! They didn’t reply to my knowledge.
My personal theory is that she was incredibly jealous of the twins. She tried to be like them dying her hair blonde; it was obvious she wanted to be the third twin. I think they attracted a lot of attention as very confident, bubbly identical twins and she was jealous. Also, Hobby flirted heavily with one of them
Again, a lot of subtweeting when she had fallen out with them. Absolutely pathetic and so childish.
Edit:
Here’s Gabby’s vlog of Zoella beauty launch. High points include Zoe’s dad calling her a dickhead and Gabby herself bringing up the fact that all Zoe’s fans speculate that Gabby fancies Zoe:
Has she not realised if she buys a house that she won’t need air con. The only reason she’s so hot is because she’s in a top floor apartment. My house is 23 right now according to my thermostat. Will be warmer upstairs but I’ve got the windows open and will be cooler by the time I go up to bedShe keeps acknowledging that she complains a lot. A step in the right direction I suppose.
No stop…I literally said YESTERDAY? Or today even? About her obsession with that word hahaha
Filly I love all of your posts but this is next level brillianceGabriella Lindley #49 - Won't open the windows, won't turn on the fan, let me snap the thermostat and sweatface for the 'gram
Aww thank yewFilly I love all of your posts but this is next level brilliance
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