Gabriella Lindley #32

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Sanctified

Badly drawn cups of coffee

La vie boheme would be a perfect song for a Gobs life story/summary too
 
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2020two

I hate you all. I was about to finally go to sleep and now I've laughed so hard at all your lyrics I need to get up for a wee
 
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Asdfghjkll

You guize have outdone yourselves I would pay good money to see the Loosical, Gabby’s only chance of getting on a stage to perform
 
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Doc

Thanks to being slightly pissed up at bedtime and reading this thread until I fell asleep, I was having Gabby dreams last night!! 🥸
 
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AfroCircus

IrishName said:
This face is the exact face I pull when I’m trying to push out my first poo after giving birth.
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The ACCURACY

I am in tears at this thread. It's tew much.

missmisty said:
Enabling mothers and eye-infected kittens
Ten operashuns, copied Monika’s mittens
Antibiotic bags tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things
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STOOOOP I JUST WOKE MY KID UP LAUGHING
 
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Hally34

i do wonder if Jane stays living away from Gabby to get a break from her. I mean for anybody she is very intense let alone for her mum who is expected to be her nurse, best friend, soul mate, cook, cleaner. I’d love for Jane to get a new fella. Gabby would probably angrily throw pork products at him and scream at Jane to make him go away before collapsing and needing lots of operations.
 
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thereshegoesagain

I can’t get over her retweeting this. You’re 26, your parents are not to blame for your life being shit.
 
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Lemonz

Alrighthunxo said:
We don’t have the staff for a 24 hour rollout you entitled brat
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And maybe we would have the staff if the same government (who Tory Lindley votes for) who is curently trying to get us to 'protect our NHS' hadnt spent the last 10 years defunding it, deconstructing it and driving people out of it in their droves.

On a lighter note, guys the musical numbers
 
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AfroCircus

Hobbie I'll hold you tew close
Hobbie I'll hurt you tew deep
Hobbie I'll sit in your bath
And eat all your ham

Hobbie I need you tew much
Hobbie I know you tew well
Hobbie please clean up my box
And paint all my walls

Hobbie you must let me in
Hobbie whose kisses I snare
Hobbie who, like it or not
I don't want to share
With Lucy or Lyd

Hobbie I'll crowd you with love
Hobbie I'll force you to care
Hobbie I'll talk about poo
Nell will always be there
As frightened as you
Of being with Gab
Being with Gab
Being with Gab
Being with Gabbbbbbbbbb
 

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Doc

Theatre school drop-out,
no graduation day for you
Theatre school drop-out,
Stalked Zoella from YewChoob

Well at least you could have taken time
to get up off your buttocks
After spending all your nannie’s dough
to have a surgeon fix your stomach

Gobby get moving (better get moving),
why keep your stardom hopes alive?
What are you proving (what are you proving)?
You've got the dream, but not the drive

If you do some Skillshare classes,
you could really start to blewm
Turn in your Procreate pen and forget about Jewniper Mewnnnnn
 
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Fillyjonk

Don't tell me to go out
I'll sit and putter
Life's boring so I'll drown
My food in butter.
I'm Gabby, I'm a cloud
I'll rain on your parade.

Don't tell me to work out
Cos guys are pervy!
I must have the WHITE GROUT
And I've got scurvy!
If you dare to go out,
I'll rain on your parade.

I'll get my fans out,
I'll tweet your mum.
Stretched my gastric band out
And now I'm fat, trolls
But photoshop can fake it
Fat, trolls. But facetune might just make it.

Get ready for me Jane,
Your car's arriving
Avoid those country lanes
For night-time driving
All day I'm gonna moan
And rain on your parade.

I'm gonna strop and sulk now
Get what I want
I know how
One tear shot for the 'gram
One pout and fans are like "damn"
Moan about wanting my mam
And she'll show up holding the HAM!

Hey ancient troll crones,
Here's my ham.
 
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Lorny

Oh my Christ!! this is my favourite. I am howling ‘I’ll tweet your mum’ BRAVO
 
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