When I was young, I didn’t know you couldn’t grow up to be an animal. So people would ask what did I want to be when I grew up and I always replied a giraffe. in my defence, I was little giraffes were big so it made sense in my head!
When I was young, I didn’t know you couldn’t grow up to be an animal. So people would ask what did I want to be when I grew up and I always replied a giraffe. in my defence, I was little giraffes were big so it made sense in my head!
When I was young, I didn’t know you couldn’t grow up to be an animal. So people would ask what did I want to be when I grew up and I always replied a giraffe. in my defence, I was little giraffes were big so it made sense in my head!
2021...here’s hoping!Omg me too! I wanted to be a donkey so I could pull my teddies round in a cart! My cousin wanted to be a snowman.
hahah this reminds me of a friend, who was a flower girl at a wedding when she was small but she got angry because the bride got all the attention instead of her, so instead of gently throwing the flowers around the newlyweds, she aggressively catapulted them at the brideWhen my sister got married, myself and the groom's niece were flower girls, we were both just turned 5. When it was time for the first dance, we thought, because we were so important to the days events that we had to join in, we totally hammed it up waltzing around the newly weds like whirling dervishes, totally stole the spotlight from the bride and groom, we got a standing ovation from the guests. Later on at the wedding, I took a little nap under a table whilst a search party was put together to look for me, eek!
My friend's daughter is 20 now, but when she was about 3 I was at their house one day and the little one had been complaining that her tummy was sore. She disappeared into the bathroom and about 30 seconds later we heard blood curdling screams come from there.Warning this story is GRIM and a bit disgusting so don't blame me for reading it
So when I was like 4 maybe 5 I went the toilet by myself. I had tit myself had diarrhea I think for the first time and it looked like sick!
I took my knickers off, walked out of the bathroom, stood at the top of the stairs and shouted 'MUUUUUUUUM! I'VE BEEN SICK IN ME KNICKERS' Then started swinging the knickers with tit round and all tit got on the walls
Like I said GRIM haha and I can confirm I do not do this now at the age of 25
My mum wanted to be a farmhouseOmg me too! I wanted to be a donkey so I could pull my teddies round in a cart! My cousin wanted to be a snowman.
My nephew (well, my husband's nephew) is 16 now, but when he was smaller (around 3 or 4) he was at his Grandmother's house (my MIL) one day and I was there. He was a very affectionate little child and was hugging his Grandmother and then hugged me, looked a bit confused and then started patting my front and asked me what 'the bony things' are? I told him they were my ribs. He turned to his (large) Grandmother and declared "You don't have any ribs like Cassie does!" She told him that she did and he asked "Oh, are they hidden under your fat then?"My grandmother is an identical twin and when I was around 3 or 4 I declared that I didn't want to hug her anymore, I wanted to hug my great aunt instead because she was "fat and cuddly" rather than "hard and bony."
Neither woman took that request as a compliment.
This made me think of something I said a couple of years ago to the MIL and she was fuming. I speak a few languages and when I speak my mother tongue often times after I forget some of my english words.My nephew (well, my husband's nephew) is 16 now, but when he was smaller (around 3 or 4) he was at his Grandmother's house (my MIL) one day and I was there. He was a very affectionate little child and was hugging his Grandmother and then hugged me, looked a bit confused and then started patting my front and asked me what 'the bony things' are? I told him they were my ribs. He turned to his (large) Grandmother and declared "You don't have any ribs like Cassie does!" She told him that she did and he asked "Oh, are they hidden under your fat then?"
I had to leave the room in a hurry before I burst out laughing
Pissing myself over the plastic applesI used to love picking on my younger sister when I was in my early teens.
For example before she went to school of a morning I would replace some of her text & exercise books with comics or newspapers in her school satchel.
Or I would tie the laces of her PE shoes together into a knot and stuff them in her changing bag.
And on one other occasion I replaced a couple of apples from her lunch box with a couple of imitation plastic ones
Lots of laughs at her expense, but she soon got her revenge....but that's for another thread, lol
ANd this is the story of how Timmy became the Wigan FLasherMy husband was telling me about a friend of his (female) who was at a family party with her partner. Her partner’s nephew and the other kids were getting ready for bed and all saying good night to the adults. The nephew aged around 4 asked this friend if she could tickle his back before he went to bed. She didn’t want to seem rude in front of the family so agreed to do it for 10 seconds and then he’d have to go to bed like he’d been told. He stood in front of her whilst she gave his back a quick tickle. He then turned round, opened his dressing gown and pointed to an erection and shouted “look what you did”. Luckily he’d done it a few times before so the parents sort of laughed it off but she was absolutely horrified, mortified and wanted the ground to swallow her up!