Sitting in her underwear like normal too?Then she couldn’t get pity points for infertility
Why not make some easy lunches in advance, if the baby is asleep make a sandwich for tomorrow’s lunch, buy some ready meals that take two minutes in the microwave, she could put the baby in a sling we know she’s not got a problem eating while holding her and dropping food on her head.
This would be more convincing if she actually looked at the baby