Formula One Wags #99

[imolathesecond]

THIS IS A FRIKKIN MASTERPIECE!

I still want to read the original one

it actually is, i only added the checo verse, before it was just 5 verses so i made it a nice 6

 

[monza]

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[OOps2022]

i find it so funny when people say things like that - the max is funny part... i actually don't really think he has changed much, he's more mature and a bit more relaxed now sure, but anything else i haven't noticed, maybe I'm just blind

it's maybe because the angry Max is shown less, so it does not affect the funny effect,, matter of proportions; or maybe it's just my weird impression LOL

 

[Blablabla29]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite whore.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

Love it, you didn't disppointed

 

[imolathesecond]

Shall be edited

Also Lando and Luisa as godparents ft Cookie

 

[iona.a.smith]

Do you all mind if I post a real life question/advice? It’ll be short. Sorry I don’t know how to do a spoiler!

Yes feel free x

 

[kklurker]

Hearing Daniel in the post-quali press (the one inside the hospitality) was kinda painful… he sounds dejected I just wanna see him as happy on track as he is off track.

 

[aac_124]

I don’t know if anything would be safe from us, our judgement, our stories and Accs photoshop

Instead of graffiti walls just photoshops everywhere

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Well, this day took a dark turn for me, the husband of my third cousin (i think that is what she is) died today, 51 years old after being sick for many years.

I'm not close with them, but their daughter is a few years younger than me, and I don't know if I should send her a message and tell her that I'm thinking about her
All of a sudden I was set back 9 years and to the day my mom died. (It is just arround the corner now), and I know exactly how she feels.

Big hugs to you lovely

 

[ghostyhost]

Yuki is helping with this

I could see this also probably the whole you can't heal in a place that's hurt you mentality as well?

 

[maisie20]

And why is the other guy, Niall if I’ve learned anything, dressed like this, wearing a Tiara and everything?

I think that was a bit the band did on the Ellen show?

 

[StellaLuna]

I feel like I disappeared and it’s got a bit deep and now the timing is not appropriate but I really wanted to join in with the photoshopping so enjoy anyway

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I am saving this and adding it to my camera roll scrapbook. Incredible.

 

[Blablabla29]

first comment I see and they are already pushing the lucky charm agenda there can’t say you didn’t warn me
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So why Lando was not on the podium in Monaco since Max was there ? We can also say that about Abu Dhabi last year. Correct me if i am wrong but so far Max has been there for only 1 of Lando's podiums so the dots are not connecting sorry

 

[Sebs Scooter]

He always looks wrong

 

[Princess of Scots]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite whore.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

Bravo!

 

[iona.a.smith]

Copy the link, paste into Google, then copy the link again from that and then under the 3 dots here there is an option for media, if you put the link in there you can post

Ok thanks I’ll give it a go

 

[imolathesecond]

Jodie always providing. Crazy how she was friends with Daniel’s ex too

The matching smiles again!

 

[Minttu]

Well, here is mine...honestly didn't even occur to me . The good thing about a gay (men) wedding is no bride being annoyed that 3 of you have unwittingly come as princesses . It was a fabulous day....actually their 10th civil partnership anniversary so they converted it to a marriage. Way too much gin consumed and ALOT of Kylie songs sang!
Just to say @imolathesecond it wasn't anything ANYONE said that made me go quiet. I just feel I triggered alot of feeling and replies I wasn't expecting and I didn't want things to become personal. It was my issue...I felt a bit like my morals were targeted which is a unique experience when you have with the same man most of your adult life. But my issue not yours, or anyone elses. I still love you all!
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Love the outfit! You look beautiful

 

[kubnikol]

Yes! His legal team was adorable, all hugging and crying
He won 15 Million Dollars

Yeeeeeeees

 

[Pippi11]

Well, this day took a dark turn for me, the husband of my third cousin (i think that is what she is) died today, 51 years old after being sick for many years.

I'm not close with them, but their daughter is a few years younger than me, and I don't know if I should send her a message and tell her that I'm thinking about her
All of a sudden I was set back 9 years and to the day my mom died. (It is just arround the corner now), and I know exactly how she feels.

How long was he with Annemarie? And was it ever "proven" to be more than a rumour?
I wasn't following F1 back then but I've seen pics of her and she seems quite pretty/sweet too tbh. Wasn't she working with RB as well at the time?

There are videos from.
Partying after Monaco win.
In the same beach club as with HB.