Formula One Wags #85

[What's your point]

Is anyone following the Colleen Rooney trial?

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Loosely in that I am following for the drama but dont really give a shit who wins, both privileged gob shites.

Still it's a bit of something to talk about until the Depp/Heard trial resumes next week.

 

[Platformcrocs]

Slaggie Sallie Axl spent her summer there last year. I would be surprised if it isnt still STD ridden.

Sal is the first person I think of when someone mentions Tuuuuuulum lmao. She was claiming she was going Monaco GP so I can't wait to see if she actually turns up looking a right show as always

 

[imolathesecond]

Ok I’m super behind so if someone’s mentioned already. Is Nat not a member of McLaren?

yes, she is

Talk about Pierre having an influence on him…we have a photo dump

*jealous of that sunset tbh

who is that michael guy on slide 3?
edit: found him, it’s Michael Randall, vaguely remember looking for him once before… I’m so predictable

 

[alnfitzg]

If anyone saw that really hot take I posted then got scared and deleted 30 secs later NO YOU DIDNT!!!

 

[moonbrunette]

Pierre honey, if you're lurking now would be a GREAT time to post a topless photo #justsayin. Elevator doors optional.

See what you started with the slag era

 

[imolathesecond]

I’m obsessed with that dog

She is so cute those eyes!!

 

[iona.a.smith]

Oh its outstanding, jar of dirt has been my favourite so far.

My personal fave have to be the re-enactments of “he hit me and I turned to look at him”

 

[Blablabla29]

It's same in my country, but this year actually people voted for it, so I'm happy

In France we also do a pre contest and the fans choose the song. Don't really know what they were thinking while voting this year but this is what we are going with. It is... something... to say the least. Not sure we will score a lot of points with that

 

[vaneln]

Horrendous. What even kind of fabric is that?? I just can’t with beige. It’s a dirty white.

dirty white lmaooo
I'm screaming
so true

If for a slight minute we ignore the hands and arms here, can we talk about this?

they need money, right? now I understand Oliver + Sav wedding weird choices

jk

 

[MonaaLiisa]

it's just as over-hyped as the Mona Lisa is

Excuse me... I'm worth the hype, babe.

 

[Pole er bear]

lando's miami driver posted this lol. first voice is lando right? also another guy's voice right after so i guess he was not the only guy in the car!

Yep thats what I get as wel. Assuming jon or his manager in the car too. Assuming this was from Earlier but was hoping it was him getting to the airport and leaving that city of sin... (joke)

 

[What's your point]

Ugh ignore this, the link would not post.

 

[landolorian]

Excuse me... I'm worth the hype, babe.

 

[aac_124]

I’m just so annoyed at myself for allowing it to annoy me I was having such a good evening laughing with you I felt so calm and ready for a good nights sleep

 

[iona.a.smith]

I’m out. It’s been a pleasure.

What do you mean??

 

[monza]

apparently it got sent to the mygossipisbetterthanyours girl or something but like WHY would you send hdr the pictures like leave her fcking alone

Ugh if true from both sides if you ask me

 

[aac_124]

I’m not watching Eurovision because I know the hosts and they’ll make me cringe (apart from Mika). The Italian song is ok tho.

Who even is hosting this year ?

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

You know everyone is gonna be checking ig religiously until confirmed squid reunion

Alerts are now set

 

[Knit Happens]

not gonna post directly, but should you enjoy the bulge posts here
and also be okay with nsfw content in your current situation
i would look into 'Jessie Williams' on twitter right now
from his most recent play
again... you have been warned NSFW (not safe for work viewing)
@StephenTJackson, a gift for you especially.

Well good for him

Although what play requires someone to take a shower on stage? Just saying, cos I feel like it's important given the anti in generally seems to have been upped on nudity in entertainment (thinking recent popular HBO shows).

 

[moonbrunette]

After this little number we pulled last year everyone is safe on the embarrassment front for like the next ten years
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Did people send this or what? I remember this and it was horrible